The Sex thread [NSFW]

[Dig Dug]

People were moaning about it in the relationships thread so I'll get the ball rolling.
Post your stories, successes, BDSM experiences, role play, sexual banta etc in here.

[Poser]

I've got a girlfriend.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

Guys I know we are all consenting adults but please use protection in here, we don't want any Grcade babies. I'm looking at you two hexx and Cal.

[Qikz]

quality well thought out op

10/10

[1cmanny1]

So this isn't a meet thread?

[Return_of_the_STAR]

So this isn't a meet thread?

Yes it is, thanks for the offer I think I will pass.

[kommissarboris]

[Rocsteady]

So I had sex last night and now am apparently a stud. 8)

I actually really miss light bondage stuff, just like tying up and gooseberry fool. All the gooseberry fool was at my ex's house and it doesn't really seem appropriate with new people who don't know you that well or whatever to be like, mind if I grab some clothing to tie you and leave you helpless on my bed.

[Rocsteady]

Also, seriously, where is falsey? Has he just decided not to return after his ban?

[That's not a growth]

So I had sex last night and now am apparently a stud. 8)

I actually really miss light bondage stuff, just like tying up and gooseberry fool. All the gooseberry fool was at my ex's house and it doesn't really seem appropriate with new people who don't know you that well or whatever to be like, mind if I grab some clothing to tie you and leave you helpless on my bed.

strawberry float that. I was talking to a friend about this the other day. Sure, maybe don't go all out the first time you're with something but at least test the water. If you're into that sort of thing then let them know straight away. I've not found a girl who doesn't enjoy that stuff, but they're always too shy to bring it up themselves.

[That's not a growth]

Also, I came from a bj for the first time yesterday. gooseberry fool is amazing when done right.

[Rocsteady]

So I had sex last night and now am apparently a stud. 8)

I actually really miss light bondage stuff, just like tying up and gooseberry fool. All the gooseberry fool was at my ex's house and it doesn't really seem appropriate with new people who don't know you that well or whatever to be like, mind if I grab some clothing to tie you and leave you helpless on my bed.

strawberry float that. I was talking to a friend about this the other day. Sure, maybe don't go all out the first time you're with something but at least test the water. If you're into that sort of thing then let them know straight away. I've not found a girl who doesn't enjoy that stuff, but they're always too shy to bring it up themselves.

I'll give it a wee mention with the next bird I'm with. Not sure when that'll be though like, hopefully not too long away.

Swallowed? I've not come from a bj in a few years, remember it being pretty amazing though. Never had a spitter either.

[That's not a growth]

Nah, she's a spitter but I don't really care. But I feel like I've been missing out for the last 11 years. Really makes the orgasm so much more intense.

I've been honest with what kind of things I'm into with girls from the get go, and most of the time they seem to think that I'm joking to begin with since I'm so blasé about it. Hell, I once went on a first date with a girl and said that before I met her I'll buy a bullet to put down her pants in the bar and a candle so I can pour hot wax on her tits while we strawberry float. Once we got to the bar she was incredibly surprised to find me handing her a bullet I just bought, but went along with it anyway. I've found with the girl I'm seeing now once you've tried one or two things that aren't so crazy and you've shown them you know what will please them then they'll trust you with the more crazy stuff. It can escalate pretty quickly at that point.

[Photek]

Ah back in the day riding about was great. Shallow but great for a short time. I remember going to Liverpool for a game and kissing 5 girls in a club and getting about 2 blowies a night in toilets and alleyways simply cos of my oirish accent.

I met THE dirtiest girl in the world when I started work where I am now though, she's left but she was the filthiest girl around, she thought me a lot of things.

Also back in the day used to strawberry float a sex 'slave', she had a massive barcode tatoo on her back and she used to be 'owned'. Theres a whole world I barely know about!

[Photek]

I reckon we should share stories of things we've seen in nightclubs and/or filthiest things we've got up to!

I seen a girl give a full on blowy to a lad on a dancefloor back when I was a young kid. Not like that magaluf girl, like he finished and she snowballed my mate.

[Lex-Man]

Definitely a meat thread

That just reminded me that I had my phone stolen the other day and their is a pic of my dick on it.

[Photek]

Definitely a meat thread

That just reminded me that I had my phone stolen the other day and their is a pic of my dick on it.

Always put a code on your phone dude.

[Qikz]

Definitely a meat thread

That just reminded me that I had my phone stolen the other day and their is a pic of my dick on it.

Always put a code on your phone dude.

The code is the dick, you have to stroke his dick to unlock the phone.

[Lex-Man]

Definitely a meat thread

That just reminded me that I had my phone stolen the other day and their is a pic of my dick on it.

Always put a code on your phone dude.

It's passworded. It also has a nice sign asking for it to be returned to the UK police. Sadly I can't remotely change the background.

[Photek]

Your background wallpaper is your shlong?