The snip.

PostRe: The snip. by **Green Gecko** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:13 pm

I feel like an 8 year old child now, thanks Hexx

I genuinely had no idea which "tubes" you guys are referring. All I know is what my knob is, what its for and what to do with it under the right circumstances. Which doesn't really take a genius or a diagram to figure out (or at least not for me, anyway, I know some people need study aids to stuff their fadgepacket adequately).

PostRe: The snip. by **Hexx** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:26 pm

Green Gecko wrote:I feel like an 8 year old child now, thanks Hexx

I genuinely had no idea which "tubes" you guys are referring. All I know is what my knob is, what its for and what to do with it under the right circumstances. Which doesn't really take a genius or a diagram to figure out (or at least not for me, anyway, I know some people need study aids to stuff their fadgepacket adequately).

Send me a picture and I'll annotate it for you.

Your balls have a tube each (you can fell them when you do the lump check - you do this right? You really should)- they come out the scrotum and join up.

The tube then goes to the prostate (about the size of a walnut, about an inch "in" from the balls) and pick up the white stuff. (Actually do they join before or after?)

The entire mixture travels from the prostate up the shaft and to the pee hole

The cut the tubes between the balls and prostate - so sperm stay in the daddybags, but the white goo still spurts out.

Understand?

PostRe: The snip. by **Hexx** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:27 pm

Preezy wrote:Poor little guys, all suited up and ready to storm the beaches, only to find their barracks locked from the outside

PostRe: The snip. by **Green Gecko** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:01 pm

Thank you daddy hexx, indeed the proper anatomy of balls has never been explained for me or maybe I just fell asleep during that class.

Website · PostRe: The snip. by **Tragic Magic** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:21 pm

I was circumcised at 18 and it was fine so the snip can't be any worse.

PostRe: The snip. by **Moggy** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:02 pm

Green Gecko wrote:Genuine question - what happens to your load?

Usually it's fine, but there have been cases where the sperm make their way to the brain and fertilise cells, creating a baby. :dread:

PostRe: The snip. by **Errkal** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:54 pm

I think one of ym big worries right now is that the wife no matter how much she says she is ok and how much she says she only wants one will some how get strawberry floated off and it will kill us.

I mean I sort think that will make happen anyway as I do not want another and she has already said if an accident happens she doesn't think she could get rid so the explosion could still occur but yeah.

It's tough as really don't want two kids I would have been fine with none but wouldn't get rid of moo at all.

PostRe: The snip. by **Green Gecko** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:12 am

I thought you meant you had already done it and you were talking about the possibility of your prostate exploding. :dread:

PostRe: The snip. by **Denster** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:35 am

I'm the opposite. Fertile as hell but haven't had sex in four years. All those dead sperm in a sock.

Ask around but be prepared for some eye opening tales!

PostRe: The snip. by **Dual** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:40 am

I heard the tubes can reattach.

PostRe: The snip. by **Denster** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:44 am

My ex wife's ex husband. Her first husband (me being the second) had the snip as they had 3 kids together.

He then met someone else - after I'd stolen his wife - and had it reversed.

PostRe: The snip. by **Hexx** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:07 am

Errkal wrote:I think one of ym big worries right now is that the wife no matter how much she says she is ok and how much she says she only wants one will some how get strawberry floated off and it will kill us.

I mean I sort think that will make happen anyway as I do not want another and she has already said if an accident happens she doesn't think she could get rid so the explosion could still occur but yeah.

It's tough as really don't want two kids I would have been fine with none but wouldn't get rid of moo at all.

I thought you could bank some swimmers...and the snip can be unsipped/retied...

Green Gecko wrote:I thought you meant you had already done it and you were talking about the possibility of your prostate exploding.

How...how are you a grown adult

PostRe: The snip. by **Errkal** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:18 am

Hexx wrote:
Errkal wrote:I think one of ym big worries right now is that the wife no matter how much she says she is ok and how much she says she only wants one will some how get strawberry floated off and it will kill us.

I mean I sort think that will make happen anyway as I do not want another and she has already said if an accident happens she doesn't think she could get rid so the explosion could still occur but yeah.

It's tough as really don't want two kids I would have been fine with none but wouldn't get rid of moo at all.

I thought you could bank some swimmers...and the snip can be unsipped/retied...

You can but I dont think you can on the NHS, especially the retie.

PostRe: The snip. by **Hexx** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:36 am

DIY! Get a pair of scissors and stapler...I don't think you could use super glue.

PostRe: The snip. by **Squinty** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:41 am

Denster wrote:I'm the opposite. Fertile as hell but haven't had sex in four years. All those dead sperm in a sock.

Ask around but be prepared for some eye opening tales!

4 years is strawberry float all. My virginity has actually come back, it's been that long.

I think I might just come out as asexual.

PostRe: The snip. by **Denster** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:47 am

I've started to weep semen!

PostRe: The snip. by **The Watching Artist** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:56 am

Dual wrote:I heard the tubes can reattach.

Monorail. Monorail.

PostRe: The snip. by **Johnny Jalfrezi** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:41 am

Well, I went and saw the doc and was met with a confusing response. Whilst he's written a referral, apparently the government has pulled all funding for vasectomies. What this means in practice, I'm not too sure - he seemed to suggest that it is still done but that I might have to travel for the procedure and that it would be a long wait. Presumably a practice can decide not to give a cancer patient some life-saving drugs, just so they can take a mallet to my balls. Who knows?

Whilst I'm fairly at ease with the consequences of the snip, I still can't help thinking 'But what if it goes wrong?!'.

PostRe: The snip. by **Dual** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:07 am

[deezer][/deezer]

Squinty wrote:
Denster wrote:I'm the opposite. Fertile as hell but haven't had sex in four years. All those dead sperm in a sock.

Ask around but be prepared for some eye opening tales!

4 years is strawberry float all. My virginity has actually come back, it's been that long.

I think I might just come out as asexual.

A sexual what?

PostRe: The snip. by **<]:^D** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:14 am

The snip.

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