The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[YouSmellOfWee]

Show's only been on 5 minutes and it's already a pile of steaming horse dung.

What?! This is the greatest start to RAW in the history of the show. Drama, betrayal, action... It's sublime. You could feel the tension when she got busted.

[Pontius Pilate]

Knock impact all you want, but they would have definately tried to make that Eve segment look like the camera man was "hiding".

[KK]

Yeah, we were all watching too John.

[Jam-Master Jay]

Jesus

Maybe Cena will appreciate her naughty side?

I know I certainly would.

I would love for Cena to strawberry float her in the arse, then call out someone elses name.

[Jam-Master Jay]

I hope hoski lasts like the what chants.

[tomvek]

This is awesome as we get to see more of Eve's great acting skills showcased.

[YouSmellOfWee]

John Cena - The People's Hero.

[Pontius Pilate]

Jam your pervert ways never fail to amuse.

[Jam-Master Jay]

Is she crying or laughing maniacally?

[KK]

Cena you massive gay.

[YouSmellOfWee]

OH NO HE DIDN'T. The Crock got schooled.

[Jam-Master Jay]

Jam your pervert ways never fail to amuse.

Best segment this year.

[tomvek]

I hope hoski lasts like the what chants.

I can see that happening

[Pontius Pilate]

Crazy sexy whoor.

[KK]

I guess Vince Russo ended up back with the WWE after all.

[Jam-Master Jay]

Anyone else get a boner from her tears?

[Pontius Pilate]

That actually does have russo written all over it.

Jam!!

[KK]

Women hating?
Awful storytelling?
A swerve?

[tomvek]

Stop tempting me with Subway WWE!

[KK]

Sheamus: The man of diminishing reactions.