GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT

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PostRe: There is a bird
by Green Gecko » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:16 pm

I believe it is still just lay upside down in the bush but I will go and check up on it after I authorise my own lunch. Working at the minute.

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PostRe: There is a bird UPDATE: bird is dead, thread cancelled
by Pedz » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:18 pm

<]:^D wrote:we found a bird when i was a kid, and took it from France, to London, to Scotland with us. we named it Tweety
sadly it died too after refusing to eat anything once we'd got to Scotland - i think the flight was too stressful
im sad your bird has met the same end GG
RIP in peace bird


I guess it didn't like deep fried Mars Bars?

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Karl » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:21 pm

I don't think this thread title was clickbaity enough.

Disrespecting the memory of the dead for page views is the true spirit of clickbait.

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Preezy » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:26 pm

Welcome to the cesspool, Karl :toot:

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PostRe: There is a bird UPDATE: bird is dead, thread cancelled
by <]:^D » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:48 pm

Pedz wrote:
<]:^D wrote:we found a bird when i was a kid, and took it from France, to London, to Scotland with us. we named it Tweety
sadly it died too after refusing to eat anything once we'd got to Scotland - i think the flight was too stressful
im sad your bird has met the same end GG
RIP in peace bird


I guess it didn't like deep fried Mars Bars?


:lol:

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PostRe: There is a bird UPDATE: bird is dead, thread cancelled
by Slayerx » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:41 pm

<]:^D wrote:
Pedz wrote:
<]:^D wrote:we found a bird when i was a kid, and took it from France, to London, to Scotland with us. we named it Tweety
sadly it died too after refusing to eat anything once we'd got to Scotland - i think the flight was too stressful
im sad your bird has met the same end GG
RIP in peace bird


I guess it didn't like deep fried Mars Bars?


:lol:


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PostRe: There is a bird UPDATE: bird is dead, thread cancelled
by Moggy » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:04 pm

Pedz wrote:
<]:^D wrote:we found a bird when i was a kid, and took it from France, to London, to Scotland with us. we named it Tweety
sadly it died too after refusing to eat anything once we'd got to Scotland - i think the flight was too stressful
im sad your bird has met the same end GG
RIP in peace bird


I guess it didn't like deep fried Mars Bars?


Great, now we’ll have 5 pages of Scottish people telling us that they’ve “never even seen a deep fried Mars Bar”. :dread:

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Karl » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:20 pm

Preezy wrote:Welcome to the cesspool, Karl :toot:

I think we all know where the real cesspool is

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Moggy » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:21 pm

Karl wrote:
Preezy wrote:Welcome to the cesspool, Karl :toot:

I think we all know where the real cesspool is


DRAIN IT!!!!!!!!!!

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PostRe: There is a bird
by Hexx » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:35 pm

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JESUS CHRIST CUT YOUR NAILS

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Hyperion » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:41 pm

Are you not giving it a proper burial? Just chucking it in the hedge?

What a monster

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Alvin Flummux » Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:01 pm

Is this the celebrity death thread?

Fetch me old brown trousers, bring them to me now, I'll wear them in the rigging as they fire across the bow. Fetch me old brown trousers, I fear we may be hit, for even if they shoot me now, they'll never see me... ;)
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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Albear » Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:55 pm

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:lol: did make me chuckle when read this morning.



Did it die because you got it drunk and then put makeup on it?

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Green Gecko » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:05 pm

Hexx wrote:JESUS CHRIST CUT YOUR NAILS

:lol: every time

I assure you my nails are manicured with Tweezerman scissors and a glass file, and moisturised with cuticle cream (Sally Hansen). They are cut that way on my right hand and cut down short on the left hand because I've been playing classical Spanish/flamenco guitar for 22 years.

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I only cut mine to 1mm from the fingertip though. They're white and incredibly strong but supple, not dry or discoloured. It's literally impossible to play at speed without properly cared for fingernails.

Plectrums are for pussies.

Hyperion wrote:Are you not giving it a proper burial? Just chucking it in the hedge?

What a monster

I checked in the bush again this morning and it's disappeared. So the cat or something got it, at least this time it was already dead.

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by still » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:10 pm

What should you do if a bird gooseberry fools on your car?...........

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Green Gecko » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:14 pm

Kidnap their children and put them in a dark box?

The box of death.

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PostRe: RE: Re: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Death's Head » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:14 pm

Green Gecko wrote:
Hexx wrote:JESUS CHRIST CUT YOUR NAILS

[emoji38] every time

I assure you my nails are manicured with Tweezerman scissors and a glass file, and moisturised with cuticle cream (Sally Hansen). They are cut that way on my right hand and cut down short on the left hand because I've been playing classical Spanish/flamenco guitar for 22 years.

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I only cut mine to 1mm from the fingertip though. They're white and incredibly strong but supple, not dry or discoloured. It's literally impossible to play at speed without properly cared for fingernails.

Plectrums are for pussies.

Hyperion wrote:Are you not giving it a proper burial? Just chucking it in the hedge?

What a monster

I checked in the bush again this morning and it's disappeared. So the cat or something got it, at least this time it was already dead.


I was going to post that you had killed it and made up some BS about it dieing. But clearly it wasn't dead, woke from its slumber and was taken home by its parents whilst you weren't looking. Who said there are no happy endings in life?

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Green Gecko » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:17 pm

It was really, really dead looking.

I know you're joking but I guess it's the faintest possibility. I went out there when it was dark as noted previously and it was still upside down and very much dead.

I wish I knew what happened to it in the end, I was just expecting it to rot, but nope something has made some use of it and I made that end less horrible. My work is done.

I kind of like the idea that a zombie bird is living in my outback , it has actually happened to me once before with a lizard - it did still feel a bit warm and the last thing to stop working in birds/lizards is the eyes/brain - I didn't check for pupil dilation.


Man I'm writing weirdly because I'm back in work mode after the weekend..

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Denster » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:51 pm

I killed two birds at work.

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PostRe: GREEN GECKO PICKED UP SOME BIRD AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO DIED NEXT
by Moggy » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:58 pm

Denster wrote:I killed two birds at work.


You’re talking about human females, right?


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