There's a xenomorph in your rented accommodation

I'd only fix it myself if it was a rat in mi kitchen, that's what I would do.

It's only an alien (assuming it is just one), i'd catch it when possible and put it outside.

That said, the prospect of aliens here isn't overly likely when you have 2 cats stomping around.

You stand on a stool in the kitchen screaming while holding your skirt up yelling HEY-YULP. The landlord then runs around with a broom swishing at the floor until the alien either leaves or runs into his little house in the skirting board or starts reading a miniature newspaper. The landlord tips his cap as he leaves, whistling as he shuts the front gate, twirling his keys on his finger, safe in the knowledge his tennant is safe for another day.

There's a lot of brave people in this thread :dread:

Deal with it myself.

Hyperion wrote:Call the Avengers

Ironhide wrote:Get a humane trap if it's just a single alien, the spring loaded ones don't always kill the alien, leaving a mangled, still squealing horror show to deal with.

Alvin Flummux wrote:Domesticate it.

Thoooooommmaaaaass! Thomas! Get that mouse!

Peter Crisp wrote:I'm assuming you're married but get the missus to dress up like Janeway in the Voyager episode Macrocosm and go postal on the problem.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Macrocosm_(episode)

I'd post an image but they all seem to have addresses about a million miles long .

It was a strawberry floating terrible episode by the way .

Janeway is winning again.

Half the landlords I've had were barely capable of changing lightbulbs, no way I'm counting on them to deal with an alien

Throw a shower head at it.

Buffalo wrote:Throw a shower head at it.

Get this guy on the case:

I've got a load of Alien eggs in my bathroom what do you recommend to get rid of them? I've called the landlord but he hasn't sent anyone out to deal with them and it's making my morning shower really unpleasant.

if you let the facehuggers hatch then the eggs will shrivel up and die and then you can throw their dessicated husks away
you'll now have facehuggers in the house though but swings and roundabouts

lex-man wrote:I've got a load of Alien eggs in my bathroom what do you recommend to get rid of them? I've called the landlord but he hasn't sent anyone out to deal with them and it's making my morning shower really unpleasant.

At least YOUR shower head works mate.

Peter Crisp wrote:I'm assuming you're married but get the missus to dress up like Janeway in the Voyager episode Macrocosm and go postal on the problem.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Macrocosm_(episode)

I'd post an image but they all seem to have addresses about a million miles long .

It was a strawberry floating terrible episode by the way .

This episode is SHITE. You should feel bad Peter, for making me remember this.

Squinty wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:I'm assuming you're married but get the missus to dress up like Janeway in the Voyager episode Macrocosm and go postal on the problem.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Macrocosm_(episode)

I'd post an image but they all seem to have addresses about a million miles long .

It was a strawberry floating terrible episode by the way .

This episode is SHITE. You should feel bad Peter, for making me remember this.

I have no regrets :slol:

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The episode was still better than the Enterprise finale.

The vast majority of both Voyager and Enterprise were pretty bad tbh.

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