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a ridiculous scenario. What has he done to deserve sponsorship? I'll tell you...nothing. Ok, so he saved that baby when the pram was about to go over the Niagra Falls. Ok, so he stopped that mugger who took the old lady's purse. Ok, so he scored the winning goal in the World Cup final for England. But he cheated in all of those things. Plus he hasn't taken down his Halloween decorations yet, which I reported to the council.

Here are some facts (known only to me) that the papers didn't report:

That baby was a jerk, and I have reason to believe it will grow up to be Adolftwo Hitleragain.
That old lady had drugs in that bag, and the "mugger" was simply reporting her to the council.
That goal was miles offside, plus Germany had a few players out injured.

And how does this national hero spend his Sundays? Marching around his back garden with a tea pot on his knee, then jumping into a wheelie bin and scouting for Russian samurais. He does all of this whilst singing "It's All Gravy" by Romeo and Christina Milian in a squeeky voice.

RogueLeader sat at his femputer and wondered. What strange tale of debauched wit and wisdom should he tell today? Perhaps the one about the hovercraft making love to a pig? Shakespeare and his secret past as Helen Chamberlain's ring worm?

Alas no, instead he painted a far darker picture, one of deceit and lies. Which was also a bit rubbish.

See post above.

A rare miss for you RL.

More stuff about that dog please. Muddles, was it?

I think its name was Denster. I may be mistaken.

See how quickly the Great British public turns, RogueLeader. It's like Frankie put it, you're riding high in April, shot down in May. But I know you're gonna change that tune, when you're back on top, back on top in June.

Brerlaplands Santa Hat wrote:
Poncho wrote:A rare miss for you RL.

You mean he sometimes hits?? I guess i missed those posts..

They're by the corner, along with your sense of humour.

Nice festive name Poncho.

What do gooseberry fool vigilantes get for xmas do you think?

More bullets.

A bigger gun?

Needs more hovercraft jumping.

Poncho Ho Ho wrote:A rare miss for you RL.

Real talk.

RL, step your game up mayne.

I for one liked it. Better than his last story about the time.

The term "Beef Rictus" is funnier than the entirety of that. And if it isn't, then "Multirictic Bonusdorffer" definitely is.

I lol'ed. Well, not lol'ed, smiled.

I phoned the talking clock yesterday actually. I kid you not, strawberry floating Tinker Bell was who was on the other side. WTF MON...

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