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Posted: **Mon May 08, 2017 3:34 pm**

Ironhide wrote:These ones seem quite agitated and angry, plus I'm not very mobile so its a bit disconcerting when one starts bombing round the room.

Pft. Just be the "Hornet whisperer", subdue them and sell them on ebay for profit.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2017 3:41 pm**

Death's Head wrote:
Ironhide wrote:These ones seem quite agitated and angry, plus I'm not very mobile so its a bit disconcerting when one starts bombing round the room.

Pft. Just be the "Hornet whisperer", subdue them and sell them on ebay for profit.

Or trap them in small boxes and post them to your enemies. :nod:

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2017 3:43 pm**

Ironhide wrote:
Octoroc wrote:
Ironhide wrote:Bastard hornets that keep finding their way into my bedroom.

JUST strawberry float OFF!

Hornets are docile fellows, you mustn't fear them unless you're a wasp.

Hornets.

These ones seem quite agitated and angry, plus I'm not very mobile so its a bit disconcerting when one starts bombing round the room.

PM Jawa and he'll sort them out for you.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2017 4:40 pm**

In comes jawa on this

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 2:01 am**

Lazy strawberry floating parents.

I live in a flat with a few young families on the same floor and they always get their kids to take the trash to the garbage chute because the parents are lazy strawberry floats. The chute has a metal flap so often time you have to give the garbage bag a little push so it goes down the chute but the kids aren't tall enough to reach it or too dumb to realize this so they just leave the garbage on the floor or stuffed half way in the chute, which means the next person (me) has to push it down.

Also while I was coming home from work the other day I saw a heavily pregnant woman come in from outside holding a pack of cigarettes. I felt like drop kicking her in the head. How can anyone be so selfish and inconsiderate to put their unborn child at risk is beyond me. I guess she might have been bringing them up from the car for someone else in her household, but even so that means she's likely getting second hand smoke.

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 7:56 am**

Death's Head wrote:...Just be the "Hornet whisperer", subdue them and sell them on ebay for profit.

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Green Gecko wrote:In comes jawa on this...

That looks like the kinda thing that Matt / Jazzem / Pedz drive on Mario Kart Mondays!

Moggy wrote:PM Jawa and he'll sort them out for you.

I still have some anti-wasp foam spray so I could help out :toot:

. But... but... there is a possibility that I have *another* wasp situation at my place. I got rid of the initial problem but yesterday I noticed some others flying around just underneath the roof... almost like they were coming and going. I need to investigate it later.

Surely it won't be another nest? Ironhide, man, what have we done to deserve this?

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 8:02 am**

I thought of you yesterday Jawa while I was having a poo. Not like that you filthy sod.

I was sat there, happily minding my own business, preparing to stand up and crunch the fresh from the fridge toilet paper to wipe, when I heard a very loud buzzing noise. A giant wasp was buzzing around outside right next to the extractor fan, it was so loud it sounded like it was in the room.

I have now made the bathroom completely airtight and Jawawasp proof.

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 12:28 pm**

Moggy wrote:I thought of you yesterday Jawa while I was having a poo...

Well, I guess that was my fifteen minutes of fame. Life has been a success :datass:

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Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 12:55 pm**

jawafour wrote:
Moggy wrote:I thought of you yesterday Jawa while I was having a poo...

Well, I guess that was my fifteen minutes of fame. Life has been a success .

15 minutes? I was in there for 4 hours after you popped into my head. :datass:

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 2:40 pm**

i read that as 'popped the head' and was wondering why you were so constipated :lol:

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 8:43 pm**

Moggy wrote:I thought of you yesterday Jawa while I was having a poo. Not like that you filthy sod.

So tempted to sig that.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 12:07 am**

https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/uk/tory-councillor-nick-harrington-suspended-ireland-comments-eurovision/
And just for good measure.

twitter.com/chrissyohuruogu/status/863789677026971650

Now look, the guys obviously a colossal bellend but what gets me is that he has been suspended and there's going to be a full investigation. What the strawberry float for? He's a xenophobe and a racist, case closed, chuck him the strawberry float out of your party. No one worth listening to is going to try and stand up for some daft banana split who chose Eurovision as the perfect time to advertise his stupidity.
If I walked into work tomorrow and starting spouting racist shite I'd be the door before the coffee was finished brewing.

twitter.com/SocialistVoice/status/863553954646511617

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 9:22 am**

bear wrote:https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/uk/tory-councillor-nick-harrington-suspended-ireland-comments-eurovision/
And just for good measure.

twitter.com/chrissyohuruogu/status/863789677026971650

Now look, the guys obviously a colossal bellend but what gets me is that he has been suspended and there's going to be a full investigation. What the strawberry float for? He's a xenophobe and a racist, case closed, chuck him the strawberry float out of your party. No one worth listening to is going to try and stand up for some daft banana split who chose Eurovision as the perfect time to advertise his stupidity.
If I walked into work tomorrow and starting spouting racist shite I'd be the door before the coffee was finished brewing.

twitter.com/SocialistVoice/status/863553954646511617

Racists are annoying but I think you might have the wrong thread.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 9:26 am**

I think the point is it annoys him that there will be a full investigation.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 10:29 am**

The water in my house not heating up to sufficient levels.

I'm starting to think I bought a shite house. Half of it doesn't work as it should. Lights wired in bizarre sequence, weird noises when the heating comes on. Haven't been able to isolate that banging noise I posted about a few weeks ago. Really pissing me off.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 10:35 am**

Squinty wrote:The water in my house not heating up to sufficient levels.

I'm starting to think I bought a shite house. Half of it doesn't work as it should. Lights wired in bizarre sequence, weird noises when the heating comes on. Haven't been able to isolate that banging noise I posted about a few weeks ago. Really pissing me off.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 2:19 pm**

When you get a little bit of apple skin stuck in your teeth. I'm living this nightmare right now at work and I can't get the bastard out. A toothbrush, my kingdom for a toothbrush

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 2:23 pm**

Preezy wrote:When you get a little bit of apple skin stuck in your teeth. I'm living this nightmare right now at work and I can't get the bastard out. A toothbrush, my kingdom for a toothbrush

That's why I avoid fruit

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 2:26 pm**

Too easy.

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Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 3:56 pm**

Squinty wrote:I'm starting to think I bought a shite house. Half of it doesn't work as it should....weird noises...

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