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Slash their tyres or place a turd near their wipers so when it rains they smear gooseberry fool all over their windscreen.

shadow202 wrote:Why do you need 5 cars between 3?

We don't need them, we want them.

Dad has a sensible daily and a fun toy.

In my case, my main hobby is cars so I have 2 that aren't really sensible

Put on a tearing security sticker that says "I can't park".

you cannot complain about inconsiderate parking when you have 5 cars for one household; leave off

The biggest thing that annoys me is that people don't keep their cars in the garage so where as people with a garage and 2 cars should be able to keep both cars off the road, they have one on the drive and one in the road.

Come on, garages are for lawnmowers and boxes full of old VHS tapes that you'll eventually get round to converting into digital.

Preezy wrote:Come on, garages are for lawnmowers and boxes full of old VHS tapes that you'll eventually get round to converting into digital.

If you use your garage for storage you shouldn't have a car.

Death's Head wrote:The biggest thing that annoys me is that people don't keep their cars in the garage so where as people with a garage and 2 cars should be able to keep both cars off the road, they have one on the drive and one in the road.

Check out the posh bastard who owns a garage. I bet you pronounce it to rhyme with Farage as well.

Moggy wrote:

Death's Head wrote:The biggest thing that annoys me is that people don't keep their cars in the garage so where as people with a garage and 2 cars should be able to keep both cars off the road, they have one on the drive and one in the road.

Check out the posh bastard who owns a garage. I bet you pronounce it to rhyme with Farage as well.

I have a double garage and space on our drive for about 6 cars. I don't mind the paupers without a garage having a car, just that if you have a garage keep your car in it.

Death's Head wrote:

Preezy wrote:Come on, garages are for lawnmowers and boxes full of old VHS tapes that you'll eventually get round to converting into digital.

If you use your garage for storage you shouldn't have a car.

I wasn't aware this was the current legislation, I'll have to pop to the scrapyard after work and hand over my motor

Preezy wrote:

Death's Head wrote:

Preezy wrote:Come on, garages are for lawnmowers and boxes full of old VHS tapes that you'll eventually get round to converting into digital.

If you use your garage for storage you shouldn't have a car.

I wasn't aware this was the current legislation, I'll have to pop to the scrapyard after work and hand over my motor

If people used their garages there would be less people complaining about parking, which is the latest rant on here.

I always forget how rich Deaths Head is.

God love him

Having said that.. my shitey cottage has a driveway long enough for 3 Cars to park on suck it povvos.

But then I'd have to keep my lawnmower and old porn tapes out on the street :/

Preezy wrote:But then I'd have to keep my lawnmower and old porn tapes out on the street :/

I've put loft boards in my garage across the beams and also shelves on some of the walls. I'm sure one day I'll open the garage to find a gooseberry fool load of stuff has collapsed onto one of the cars.

LewisD wrote:I always forget how rich Deaths Head is.

God love him

Having said that.. my shitey cottage has a driveway long enough for 3 Cars to park on suck it povvos.

If were comparing driveways, mine is big enough to hold 3 cars, a dump truck and a JCB with room to spare on either side of the house for at least 2 more cars. Country living.

Death's Head wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Death's Head wrote:The biggest thing that annoys me is that people don't keep their cars in the garage so where as people with a garage and 2 cars should be able to keep both cars off the road, they have one on the drive and one in the road.

Check out the posh bastard who owns a garage. I bet you pronounce it to rhyme with Farage as well.

I have a double garage and space on our drive for about 6 cars. I don't mind the paupers without a garage having a car, just that if you have a garage keep your car in it.

I used to keep the Celica in the garage, but since the van is too tall to go in there, now it's just for storage and the van uses the driveway while our car uses the other.

So that's a garage with no car and two driveways. What do win?

I have a car park space at my flat, but I don't own a car.

I get annoyed if other people park in my space, though, because my visitors can't then use it.

Of course, as a washed-up middle-aged person in crisis, I rarely have any .

Death's Head wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Death's Head wrote:The biggest thing that annoys me is that people don't keep their cars in the garage so where as people with a garage and 2 cars should be able to keep both cars off the road, they have one on the drive and one in the road.

Check out the posh bastard who owns a garage. I bet you pronounce it to rhyme with Farage as well.

I have a double garage and space on our drive for about 6 cars. I don't mind the paupers without a garage having a car, just that if you have a garage keep your car in it.

Holy gooseberry fool, are you GRcade's richest man? I think we should have a contest.

Squinty wrote:Holy gooseberry fool, are you GRcade's richest man? I think we should have a contest.

I'm probably GR's biggest skinflint.

He's so rich that he lights his cigars with a flint made out of human skin.

Bastard.