Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning

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by Moggy » Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:49 am

Lotus wrote:Talking of overused jokes, the whole 'hur hur, fake news!' thing. I hear this at least once a day from moronic colleagues. It was never funny, and it sure as hell hasn't become funny months later.


In case we needed any proof, Lotus just outed himself as Mike Pence.
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by Lotus » Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:57 am

Moggy wrote:
Lotus wrote:Talking of overused jokes, the whole 'hur hur, fake news!' thing. I hear this at least once a day from moronic colleagues. It was never funny, and it sure as hell hasn't become funny months later.


In case we needed any proof, Lotus just outed himself as Mike Pence.

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by Rightey » Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:25 pm

Rex Kramer wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Gemini73 wrote:People who don't pull the flush after using the toilet.

What the strawberry float is wrong with you?


Water efficiency.

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

Or if you're my kids
If it's yellow, leave it. If it's brown, leave it as well. :x


Beat your children. It might not solve your flushing problem but you will feel better at least.
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by Preezy » Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:51 pm

The McDonalds advert with the quirky punk girl and the strawberry floating TERRIBLE music and directing style. Boils my piss. WHY IS THIS ADVERT LIKE THIS HOW DOES THIS SELL strawberry floating CHICKEN WRAPS YOU banana splits :x :x
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by Death's Head » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:08 am

Getting I'll half way through your holiday. Think I've got a dose of food poisoning. Making the 2nd half of the holiday gooseberry fool, literally.
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PostRe: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
by Bunni » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:16 am

That annoying advert on the radio that claims to get compensation for getting food poisoning on your holiday. Really annoying.
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by Hexx » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:44 am

Staff member at work who, when they can't answer a question from a client and has to pass it on completely upcales how difficult the question is.

(made up illustrative example)

Staff member "Sorry,can you take this they want to know how to build an atomic clock"

Client: "Hi, can you tell me the time?"
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by Squinty » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:58 am

Preezy wrote:The McDonalds advert with the quirky punk girl and the strawberry floating TERRIBLE music and directing style. Boils my piss. WHY IS THIS ADVERT LIKE THIS HOW DOES THIS SELL strawberry floating CHICKEN WRAPS YOU banana splits :x :x


I seen one of their adverts before Planet of the Apes came on in the cinema. This girl drinks a strawberry floating smoothie and she gets warped into the happiest existence ever, then gets shoved out of it at the end.

She probably topped herself or she's a smoothie addict now.
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by Lotus » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:03 am

I think there's a general trend with adverts to make them as annoying/obnoxious as possible. Easier than making a good advert. It's like throwing a load of gooseberry fool on the wall and hoping something sticks, or that the plebs on twitter start talking about and do the advertising for them. The worse ones by far at the moment are the ones with poetry in them, might be Nationwide. Here's the worst poem in the history of mankind - now use our product! Beyond gooseberry fool.
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by rinks » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:43 pm

Preezy wrote:The McDonalds advert with the quirky punk girl and the strawberry floating TERRIBLE music and directing style. Boils my piss. WHY IS THIS ADVERT LIKE THIS HOW DOES THIS SELL strawberry floating CHICKEN WRAPS YOU banana splits :x :x

Yes, an awful advert, but don't say that about Buzzcocks.
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PostRe: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
by Gemini73 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:03 pm

Having to enter my credit card details next year if I want a quick wank...

:slol:
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PostRe: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
by Squinty » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:47 pm

Gemini73 wrote:Having to enter my credit card details next year if I want a quick wank...

:slol:


What could possibly go wrong :dread:

I assume MP's won't have to somehow.
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PostRe: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
by Bunni » Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:28 pm

Nah they just use the expenses account.
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by Squinty » Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:47 pm

Those pull baskets you get in shops now. I have no idea why.
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by Green Gecko » Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:33 pm

The council insist on there being a rumble strip right outside my house. Vehicles with zero suspension and trailers really strawberry float me off. KA THUNK DUR DIV THUNCK THWACK. Shut the strawberry float up or slow down, Jesus.
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PostRe: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
by OLIN » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:59 pm

Squinty wrote:Those pull baskets you get in shops now. I have no idea why.

It's just so I can throw my saddlebag into it and not have to carry two things around Asda.
strawberry float you who doesn't shop with bicycle removable saddlebag, at least the bicycle removable saddlebag minority is being catered for.
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by Rightey » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:52 pm

People who, when they sit down on a bench or other seat take off their sandals and put their disgusting feet on the seat next to them. :x

I was in the doctors office today and there was only one seat left but some woman who was sat in the chair beside it had taken off her sandals and put her bare feet on the free seat. So not only was she sitting sideways in her chair like an idiot she was also taking up an extra seat. When she saw that there were no more empty chairs she moved but like strawberry float was I going to sit down where her dirty feet had been. :x
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PostRe: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
by Squinty » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:35 am

Rightey wrote:People who, when they sit down on a bench or other seat take off their sandals and put their disgusting feet on the seat next to them. :x

I was in the doctors office today and there was only one seat left but some woman who was sat in the chair beside it had taken off her sandals and put her bare feet on the free seat. So not only was she sitting sideways in her chair like an idiot she was also taking up an extra seat. When she saw that there were no more empty chairs she moved but like strawberry float was I going to sit down where her dirty feet had been. :x


That's kind of gross. Why.
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PostRe: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
by Lotus » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:47 am

Roadworks and speed limits. All of the roads around and near me that I drive on regularly; A34, M3, M4, M25, M40 - all awash with average speed checks, regular speed cameras, closed lanes and shitty road surfaces. Combine that with moronic drivers and it's a strawberry floating joke. Still better than trains though.
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