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Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:34 am
by Moggy
With people you haven't seen for ages the "let's go for a drink" needs to be either last minute ("I'm am going to the pub this afternoon are you coming?") or a long planned thing (like a wedding or a birthday party). The "let's go for a drink sometime" thing never ever happens.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:04 pm
by Rocsteady
When your dog has raging diahorrea, and some women in the street screams at you to clean it up. Yeah, I know it's rank, but I only have a plastic bag on me - not like I carry a strawberry floating mop on me full time on the off chance my dogs insides are liquidified.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:52 pm
by Fade
Rocsteady wrote:When your dog has raging diahorrea, and some women in the street screams at you to clean it up. Yeah, I know it's rank, but I only have a plastic bag on me - not like I carry a strawberry floating mop on me full time on the off chance my dogs insides are liquidified.
Suck it up through a straw, then spit it into the bin.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:23 pm
by Preezy
Rocsteady wrote:When your dog has raging diahorrea, and some women in the street screams at you to clean it up. Yeah, I know it's rank, but I only have a plastic bag on me - not like I carry a strawberry floating mop on me full time on the off chance my dogs insides are liquidified.
Should have soaked it up with a sponge and thrown it at her.
Fade wrote:Suck it up through a straw, then spit it into the bin.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:35 pm
by Lagamorph
Preezy wrote:Rocsteady wrote:When your dog has raging diahorrea, and some women in the street screams at you to clean it up. Yeah, I know it's rank, but I only have a plastic bag on me - not like I carry a strawberry floating mop on me full time on the off chance my dogs insides are liquidified.
Should have soaked it up with a sponge and thrown it at her.
Fade wrote:Suck it up through a straw, then spit it into the bin.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:37 pm
by Squinty
Cardboard and rubbish from this house move. Oh and my internet not being setup yet. Least I have that phoneline activated which I will never use
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:43 pm
by Rapidly-Greying
Been a while since I commented on this thread due to trying to be more positive in my outlook but heartburn, strawberry float that gooseberry fool man, it strawberry floating sucks.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:54 pm
by Lagamorph
Rapidly-Greying wrote:Been a while since I commented on this thread due to trying to be more positive in my outlook but heartburn, strawberry float that gooseberry fool man, it strawberry floating sucks.
On the bright side, you now have an excuse to eat Orange flavour Rennie
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:12 pm
by Rapidly-Greying
Lagamorph wrote:Rapidly-Greying wrote:Been a while since I commented on this thread due to trying to be more positive in my outlook but heartburn, strawberry float that gooseberry fool man, it strawberry floating sucks.
On the bright side, you now have an excuse to eat Orange flavour Rennie
I hadn't had Rennies for years, forgot all about them but bought a packet today and they're quite effective. I can put that horrid pink gunk in the bin now.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:11 pm
by LewisD
When I'm out shopping with the missus and kid and if it's busy, I'll find a section of an aisle that has no people in it to temporarily keep out of the way with my kid.
Like, the lamb section of the meat aisle for example..
Suddenly as soon as I've parked up in the section nobody wanted, I'm swarmed by people trying to see the gooseberry fool on the shelf behind me, like I'm some sort of twat-magnet.
Repeat for the other aisles too.
Pasta and rice aisle is busy? No problem, I'll just hang back by the salt cod and jars of Polish sauerkraut.
Suddenly every banana split in Reading is super excited to inspect the packets of Polish Vegetable Stock!
Boils my piss...
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:13 pm
by LewisD
The same applies to smoke following your face at a bonfire bombfire or BBQ.
Does my head in.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:21 pm
by Lagamorph
Who's holding a BBQ in March?
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:28 pm
by Ironhide
Lagamorph wrote:Who's holding a BBQ in March?
My brother and his mrs had a barbecue on his birthday (8th March) a couple of years ago.
He's a bit of an odd one.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:40 pm
by LewisD
Sorry, I was using the bombfire analogy to compare banana splits suddenly wanting to be where i am to how annoying it is when bombfire smoke wants to follow you no matter where you stand.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:04 pm
by Nibble
People who voted Tory in the last election complaining about Brexit.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:09 pm
by Lagamorph
Nibble wrote:People who voted Tory in the last election complaining about Brexit.
Brexit wasn't exactly in the Tory Manifesto.
You should also level the same criticism at anyone who voted Labour since the Labour party are pretty much full on board with it.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:26 pm
by Moggy
Lagamorph wrote:Nibble wrote:People who voted Tory in the last election complaining about Brexit.
Brexit wasn't exactly in the Tory Manifesto.
Pages 72 and 73 :
https://www.conservatives.com/manifesto
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:28 pm
by Knoyleo
Lagamorph wrote:Nibble wrote:People who voted Tory in the last election complaining about Brexit.
Brexit wasn't exactly in the Tory Manifesto.
You should also level the same criticism at anyone who voted Labour since the Labour party are pretty much full on board with it.
Labour opposed even offering a referendum on the EU at the last election. People who voted for them in 2015 weren't voting for the current leadership position.
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:32 pm
by Lagamorph
Knoyleo wrote:Lagamorph wrote:Nibble wrote:People who voted Tory in the last election complaining about Brexit.
Brexit wasn't exactly in the Tory Manifesto.
You should also level the same criticism at anyone who voted Labour since the Labour party are pretty much full on board with it.
Labour opposed even offering a referendum on the EU at the last election. People who voted for them in 2015 weren't voting for the current leadership position.
So exactly the same as people who voted Tory in 2015 weren't voting for the current leadership position (or even Leader) then?
Moggy wrote:Lagamorph wrote:Nibble wrote:People who voted Tory in the last election complaining about Brexit.
Brexit wasn't exactly in the Tory Manifesto.
Pages 72 and 73 :
https://www.conservatives.com/manifesto
Looking at those pages I can't see anything about leaving the EU?
Re: Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:56 pm
by Albert
In future please include a simper face to ensure full obnoxiousness.