Things that annoy you - Now with more than one person moaning

This buying a house lark.

The estate agents are horrible. Seriously want them strawberry float off and stop asking me to do their job for them. Lift the phone for strawberry floats sake.

i apologise if there are any estate agents on here, but in my experience they are such massive lazy banana splits

<]:^D wrote:i apologise if there are any estate agents on here, but in my experience they are such massive lazy banana splits

I wouldn't say that, cause they've been very proactive in annoying the strawberry float out of me.

People who feel the need to prove they're such almighty badasses by not stepping a few inches to the side when someone walks in the other direction on a large empty pavement. Well done mate, i'm sure the sense of superiority you get from slightly shoulder-barging everyone you meet makes up for being an utter melter :fp:

See also: walking 3 or 4 abreast taking the entire wide pavement up but not moving forcing me to take to the road to get around.

Amateur, you should walk closest to the wall, that way they have to move out of the way for you.

That's not a growth wrote:Amateur, you should walk closest to the wall, that way they have to move out of the way for you.

What about slow walkers you need to overtake (as in, 90% of the population)?

Leap frog over them.

That's not a growth wrote:Leap frog over them.

Would certainly liven up the daily commute.

I hate slow walkers

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Religious people and their sheer hypocrisy. Mentioned that the government had reneged on its child migrant promise and the response was 'well they shouldn't have been allowed here in the first place.' How Christian of you! Makes you wonder just what the strawberry floating point of them going to church every Sunday actually is.

Comments/tweets/posts that just say "Respect" or "Respect @..." one respect isn't a unit of currency. strawberry float off. For strawberry floats sake.

twitter.com/milesSI/status/829772875892682753

Just strawberry floating strawberry float off.

KKLEIN wrote:Religious people and their sheer hypocrisy. Mentioned that the government had reneged on its child migrant promise and the response was 'well they shouldn't have been allowed here in the first place.' How Christian of you! Makes you wonder just what the strawberry floating point of them going to church every Sunday actually is.

Mary and Joseph should have stayed in strawberry floating Nazareth where they belonged. And if they absolutely had to leave then they should have paid their own way not expected the good people of Bethlehem to put them up in their stables. Plenty of Bethlehemians needed help before bloody Nazarethians came along wanting handouts.

Bloody Nazarethians coming over here stealing our Jobs.

Never mind them, it's those bloody Samaritans you need to watch out for. It's telling that the one good act by a Samaritan was such a rare event, even the strawberry floating Messiah kept banging on about it.

Mary and Joseph only couldn't get a room because it was Christmas so all the inns were booked up.

Preezy wrote:Mary and Joseph only couldn't get a room because it was Christmas so all the inns were booked up.

They didn't even celebrate Christmas but were the sort to call it "the holidays". I noticed that Joseph still took time off work over Christmas though!!!!

I can believe they had a baby there. I hope they get hit with a bill because the NHS there can't cope.

Probably only went to Bethlehem to take advantage of their free healthcare. Bloody medical tourists.

At least they didn't take up any beds though and opted for a more natural and economical stable birth.

Toilets with weak flushes and/or bouyant loo roll. There's nothing more annoying than flushing and seeing the loo roll just balloon up with air pockets rather than go the strawberry float away. Several times i've had to fill a bucket with water and do a manual power flush to get it to go away (The question is, was it stored in the fridge or not? I will never tell).

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