Things that annoy you - the official thread

1cmanny1 wrote:
Minty14 wrote:People who think they are edgy because they 'get' drug humour. Facebook is the worst offender, there is a guy on mine who posts at 4.20 EVERY DAY. We get it, you regularly smoke weed, congratulations.

Don't use this forum on the the weekends...

I think there's a difference between posting about drugs as a hobby though, so people can discuss it as they would games, and posting shite like that every day.

I know a couple of people like that though, they're utter bellends. Think they're cool and smart as strawberry float cos they smoke a gooseberry fool load of weed.

Slightly naive non drug user question: what does the 4.20 thing mean?

420 smoke weed erryday

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
evanswolves wrote:The damn jobcentre stopping my money because theyre a bunch of useless fuckwits If it was beacuse of something i had done then fine, but between them, BTCV and Royal Mail my claim is now closed, and iam appealing this stupid ass decision

Ha! Don't get me started on the Jobcentre and BTCV. Absolute shower of useless banana splits.

Indeed! was awaiting for an interview with BTCV, it came 3 weeks late in the post, i tell job centre this and they go ahead and close my frigging claim! saying i didnt have a sufficiently good excuse for not going! :fp:

Threads with "No book chatter please" in the title. You slack-jawed, cro-magnon, vacuous .... ARRRRGH! I just want to hurt you all so much!

Incorrectly used quotation marks.

Example:

"NO PARKING" Garage in use at all times

strawberry float off

evanswolves wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
evanswolves wrote:The damn jobcentre stopping my money because theyre a bunch of useless fuckwits If it was beacuse of something i had done then fine, but between them, BTCV and Royal Mail my claim is now closed, and iam appealing this stupid ass decision

Ha! Don't get me started on the Jobcentre and BTCV. Absolute shower of useless banana splits.

Indeed! was awaiting for an interview with BTCV, it came 3 weeks late in the post, i tell job centre this and they go ahead and close my frigging claim! saying i didnt have a sufficiently good excuse for not going!

I had to go to BTCV when I was unemployed, strawberry floating degrading it was

Adele, I'm sick of hearing her songs all the strawberry floating time.

Getting a belter headache on your day off. I want to do gooseberry fool dammit.

People who make small talk, do one!

I really can't do small talk, I just can't, I can talk like a mummy strawberry floater with those a care about, but to those I don't, I don't give a flying strawberry float about the weather, just strawberry float the strawberry float off.

Ironhide wrote:Adele, I'm sick of hearing her songs all the strawberry floating time.

I'm sick of the neverending defenses of her being called fat. For one, the people who defend think the correct way to go about it is to fling worse insults at that Lagerfield bloke (ooh, he's got such ugly jowls. He's pushing 80, you obnoxious bastards

) but perhaps more importantly, they can't bring themselves to deny what it is true. That Adele is fat. Just because you like her music doesn't change the fact that she's something of a porker. Cue the usual hilarious ways of getting around that fact; she's 'full-figured', 'healthy', and other bullshit.

Yeah man, shes fat for sure.

Still, shes got a certain prettiness thing going on.

Her music is gooseberry fool too.

It's the same with the Beth Ditto thing. Women everywhere rejoicing at the image of a 'real woman' and getting excited about having a full-figured role model to their children. Load of bollocks. She's a fatty and it's unhealthy. As is smoking in her pictures, and swearing on stage. She has a large fanbase of teenage girls, who would look up to her and follow her. While Kate Moss is no good as a role model, Adele isn't much of one either.

Corazon de Leon

Ironhide wrote:Slightly naive non drug user question: what does the 4.20 thing mean?

What Falsey said.

It's supposed to be the best time of the day to smoke weed, apparently it comes from a group of students in America who used to meet up at that time of the day when class was finished to get high, yo. No idea if that's true or not, but that's the explanation I got.

Corazon de Leon

Popular fallacy apparently.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/20/what-420-means-the-true-s_n_188320.html

Again though, no idea how reliable Huff Post is as a source for drug related chat.

Seeing your ex girlfriend and not knowing what/if to say anything.

People who spell 'genius' as 'genious'.

killaroo wrote:People who spell 'genius' as 'genious'.

i spell it genius but only because thats how it sounds

i dont do spelling

Arent you a writer?

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