Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ironhide » Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:40 pm

floydfreak wrote:That kylie jenner a hybrid slag from a whole family of untalented whores is trending because she has tried cereal for the first time is making headlines :fp: :fp: :fp: . It just shows whats wrong with headlines and people who give a gooseberry fool about that banana split of a family.


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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Chocolate-Milk » Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:59 pm

Jenuall wrote:It's not necessarily the not wearing part that annoys me (although that is in the mix) it's just the ridiculousness of it dangling out of they're pockets - it looks stupid, could easily be grabbed by someone so presents a security risk and could also very easily get dropped or caught on something resulting in them losing it by mistake.

Yeah, I'll concede that point. It's pretty dumb to leave it dangling from your pocket.

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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Death's Head » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:56 pm

floydfreak wrote:That kylie jenner a hybrid slag from a whole family of untalented whores is trending because she has tried cereal with for the first time with milk is making headlines :fp: :fp: :fp: . It just shows whats wrong with headlines and people who give a gooseberry fool about that banana split of a family.
If it makes you feel better, her net worth is almost a billion.

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by Green Gecko » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:54 pm

Death's Head wrote:My MS Sculpt mouse. Suddenly the wheel has stopped working properly. Sometimes adding it again as a blue tooth device gets it working and sometimes it just decides to work. strawberry floating annoying though as I like using it and don't know whether it is actually the mouse or some other gooseberry fool going on.

Probably per application device driver settings. Try just using standard HID drivers only. Or it happens to me in Firefox, scrolling speed is reeeeaaally slow, until I unplug the receiver and plug it back in again.

But yeah it's a driver/browser issue probably. Browsers have different settings for scroll speed and smooth scrolling etc - try turning those off. Smooth scrolling always has a mind of its own for me.

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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by floydfreak » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:58 pm

Death's Head wrote:
floydfreak wrote:That kylie jenner a hybrid slag from a whole family of untalented whores is trending because she has tried cereal with for the first time with milk is making headlines :fp: :fp: :fp: . It just shows whats wrong with headlines and people who give a gooseberry fool about that banana split of a family.
If it makes you feel better, her net worth is almost a billion.


still a talentless attention seeking slag

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:40 pm

People that are seemingly forever ill, and are in such a habit of coughing, sniffing and nose blowing that they do it as routine even when they don't need to be doing so. Finish saying a sentence SNIFF. haven't said anything for 10 seconds COUGH AND THEN SNIFF. Nothing to do BLOW CLEARLY DRY NOSE, COUGH THEN SNIFF.

COUGH COUGH SNIFF SNIFF COUGH

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:47 pm

Related to the above, I've been thinking a keyboard would make a great murder weapon.

Wear gloves (always, shouldn't need to bring that up), and bludgeon person to death using your keyboard, making sure to use only one of the corners. Then swap the entire load of key caps from your keyboard with the person you want to frame. Now you have a murder free keyboard on your desk, while they have the murder weapon with their prints literally all over it.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Jenuall » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:19 pm

Good idea, although posting your murderous intent and methodology on an open forum may be the downfall of your otherwise damn fine plan!

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by OrangeRKN » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:20 pm

...why wouldn't you just use the other person's keyboard in the first place?

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Bunni » Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:20 pm

Surely you could jut break the skin in one hit and let the gangrene set in? Im forever cleaning keyboards at work cuz they’re strawberry floating minging.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Vermilion » Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:30 pm

Ad7 wrote:Related to the above, I've been thinking a keyboard would make a great murder weapon.


Nope, the best murder weapon would be a dagger made of ice, as once the deed is done, the evidence would simply melt away.

Not that i condone murdering people with ice daggers of course.

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by RichardUK » Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:35 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Related to the above, I've been thinking a keyboard would make a great murder weapon.


Nope, the best murder weapon would be a dagger made of ice, as once the deed is done, the evidence would simply melt away.

Not that i condone murdering people with ice daggers of course.


Jim Fenner deseved it so I condone that

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:03 pm

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If I use the other person's keyboard, I have to commit to getting hold of that one alone, whereas the other way, I can wait for the right moment to do the swap, plus wait for them to be away so they don't have an alibi.

Even better, I beat someone to death and use their own keyboard, setting up an unsolvable crime

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Jenuall » Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:07 pm

Ad7 wrote:Even better, I beat someone to death and use their own keyboard, setting up an unsolvable crime


I imagine the number of office workers who beat themselves to death by banging their heads against their desk and keyboard is probably quite high!

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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Death's Head » Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:18 pm

Green Gecko wrote:
Death's Head wrote:My MS Sculpt mouse. Suddenly the wheel has stopped working properly. Sometimes adding it again as a blue tooth device gets it working and sometimes it just decides to work. strawberry floating annoying though as I like using it and don't know whether it is actually the mouse or some other gooseberry fool going on.

Probably per application device driver settings. Try just using standard HID drivers only. Or it happens to me in Firefox, scrolling speed is reeeeaaally slow, until I unplug the receiver and plug it back in again.

But yeah it's a driver/browser issue probably. Browsers have different settings for scroll speed and smooth scrolling etc - try turning those off. Smooth scrolling always has a mind of its own for me.


It isn't a browser issue as it happens in everything. I think it is something in Windows and not simply a driver.

MS probably deliberately making it strawberry float up so I need to buy a new model.

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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Death's Head » Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:20 pm

Ad7 wrote:Related to the above, I've been thinking a keyboard would make a great murder weapon.

Wear gloves (always, shouldn't need to bring that up), and bludgeon person to death using your keyboard, making sure to use only one of the corners. Then swap the entire load of key caps from your keyboard with the person you want to frame. Now you have a murder free keyboard on your desk, while they have the murder weapon with their prints literally all over it.
This also works with hammers, starting handles and candlesticks (in the library).

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Dowbocop » Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:28 pm

When people insist on offering help despite you politely declining.

I got on the bus today with my son. It was the first stop so there was loads of space. A woman was sat in the priority seats near the buggy/wheelchair area, but there's a fold down seat in that area anyway so it doesn't matter. She says she'll move but I say that it was alright. She then goes "no no no" and moves anyway, like she's doing me a big favour. Except I've already positioned the buggy for the first seat so I have to spin it round.

Not a massive thing, but I wish people would offer help instead of forcing it on people to grind their karma for the day.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Preezy » Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:47 pm

The other Nationwide ad, with the 2 people in the photo booth talking to the camera. So irritating.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by RichardUK » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:51 am

Preezy wrote:The other Nationwide ad, with the 2 people in the photo booth talking to the camera. So irritating.


Yes that ones annoying, I actually do like the one with Jo Bell in though

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Lagamorph » Sat Sep 22, 2018 1:45 am

None of them can be as bad as that strawberry floating poetry advert.

strawberry float that pretentious shite, you're a strawberry floating building society not an art school. Though I guess the job of both is to con people out of money for absolutely nothing of value in return.

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