[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

I get people ringing me all the time in work while on the loo. Worst is the strainers and the silent assassins (the ones that you don't realise are on the loo until you hear the thing flush).

I hate people.

Future generations will be born with a phone-cradle shaped hand with a wider scrolling thumb and one eye drawn further down on their face so they can have their phone constantly in their hand and eyesight. The evolutionary need to constantly update Instagram and watch Fortnite videos on Twitch will overpower all others.

We're slowly turning into brainless zombies.

Jenuall wrote:People who have conversations on their phone whilst using the toilet.

Using the facilities today and some guy in the next cubicle starts having a conversation on his phone, and not just any conversation but a work call: "Hi Tony, yeah the deadline got put back until today so I'm going to need you to move fast on this one..."

Nobody is that busy that they need to take work calls during their regular excretions! To make matters worse the guy then has a go at me because I had the audacity to flush the loo whilst he was talking - "Mate, I'm on the phone here!". Uh, 'mate' you're in the strawberry floating toilets, there are going to be toilet based noises happening! He then carries on having his conversation whilst I'm trying to wash and dry my hands and gives me a look when I use the hand dryer!

Berk.

jesus christ :lol:

what a dickhead

Glad others agree that the poo-phone scenario is as wrong as I do. :toot:

I was worried at one point that perhaps everyone is now taking calls on the shitter and I'm just behind the times with my dated approach to defecation!

Jenuall wrote:People who have conversations on their phone whilst using the toilet.

Using the facilities today and some guy in the next cubicle starts having a conversation on his phone, and not just any conversation but a work call: "Hi Tony, yeah the deadline got put back until today so I'm going to need you to move fast on this one..."

Nobody is that busy that they need to take work calls during their regular excretions! To make matters worse the guy then has a go at me because I had the audacity to flush the loo whilst he was talking - "Mate, I'm on the phone here!". Uh, 'mate' you're in the strawberry floating toilets, there are going to be toilet based noises happening! He then carries on having his conversation whilst I'm trying to wash and dry my hands and gives me a look when I use the hand dryer!

Berk.

What the strawberry float :slol:

Wen u gotta go u got 2 go don't see what the problem is

Jenuall wrote:People who have conversations on their phone whilst using the toilet.

Using the facilities today and some guy in the next cubicle starts having a conversation on his phone, and not just any conversation but a work call: "Hi Tony, yeah the deadline got put back until today so I'm going to need you to move fast on this one..."

Nobody is that busy that they need to take work calls during their regular excretions! To make matters worse the guy then has a go at me because I had the audacity to flush the loo whilst he was talking - "Mate, I'm on the phone here!". Uh, 'mate' you're in the strawberry floating toilets, there are going to be toilet based noises happening! He then carries on having his conversation whilst I'm trying to wash and dry my hands and gives me a look when I use the hand dryer!

Berk.

I think that's called a call of nature. :shifty:

I heard someone at work take a call while sitting on the toilet once and they answered with 'Sorry I'm in a bit of a shitty situation at the moment, can I call you back?

Dual wrote:Wen u gotta go u got 2 go don't see what the problem is

When you gotta go, hang the bloody phone up, or don't take the call in the first place!

PatSharpsMullet wrote:I think that's called a call of nature.

PatSharpsMullet wrote:I heard someone at work take a call while sitting on the toilet once and they answered with 'Sorry I'm in a bit of a shitty situation at the moment, can I call you back?

Hey, at least they were being honest!

Not quite related but I once had a really rude postie delivering some signed for thing. I was in bed at the top of the house after I got out of hospital with a fractured spine, answered the door in maybe 15 seconds and he answered "WHY YOU ANSWER SO SLOW?"

I could be taking a strawberry floating gooseberry fool, or in the shower, or really anything mate, how is it any of your business? What a dickhead.

(Of course half of the time you are taking a dump.)

It's as if at the point of starting to fill out a delivery slip they resent the fact you've just taken the item so they don't have to take it back. Which makes no sense.

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Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Lorry drivers.

Other than when they are overtaking on a motorway, lorry drivers are probably the people that irritate me the least when I am driving.

One decided to stove in the passenger wing of my car yesterday because he didn't strawberry floating understand how roundabouts work.

That's what happened! Saw the pics but didn't see the explanation. Is it fixable?

Yeah, should be, it's with a bodyshop now. Just waiting to get a courtesy car.

Turns out it's not. I must have Taf's mechanic.

We should have a whip-round for a new car.

Smokers.

Out having a nice time in the park with the kids, sit down to have an ice cream and a drink and a pair of old chimneys come and sit right by us spreading their foul smelling toxic cancer cloud everywhere. :dread:

“Sorry if I was a bit of a prick recently, Mercury was in retrograde and the planets were aligning in...”

Faaaaark off.

KK wrote:“Sorry if I was a bit of a prick recently, Mercury was in retrograde and the planets were aligning in...”

Faaaaark off.

Just tell them that unless Mercury is about to crash into his face you don't see what it has to do with anything or just claim it's an Atheist holiday and part of the tradition is you're allowed to call everyone "banana splits" for the day.

Jenuall wrote:Smokers.

Out having a nice time in the park with the kids, sit down to have an ice cream and a drink and a pair of old chimneys come and sit right by us spreading their foul smelling toxic cancer cloud everywhere.

Yep, smokers really piss me off because they are strawberry floating selfish. What really makes me sick is when you see them out with their kids, smoking round them, even when in a push chair. Article today suggested that kids exposed to smoking are likely to get adult related smoking illnesses when older (surprise!)

Literally, bang this sick filth.

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Death's Head wrote:bang this sick filth.

That's genius. :lol:

Edit: As in shoot them, not plough them, obv. :shifty:

I've told people to cut it the strawberry float out in queues at theme park before.

They seems stunned that it might be considered not OK to puff the strawberry float away in an area with lots of people.

banana splits.

Death's Head wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Smokers.

Out having a nice time in the park with the kids, sit down to have an ice cream and a drink and a pair of old chimneys come and sit right by us spreading their foul smelling toxic cancer cloud everywhere.
Yep, smokers really piss me off because they are strawberry floating selfish. What really makes me sick is when you see them out with their kids, smoking round them, even when in a push chair. Article today suggested that kids exposed to smoking are likely to get adult related smoking illnesses when older (surprise!)

Literally, bang this sick filth.

There's also the strawberry floating annoying twats who think it's perfectly acceptable to stop work for "fag breaks" then have regular breaks but then act all shocked when it's pointed out that the none-smokers don't have the extra breaks.

Errkal wrote:I've told people to cut it the strawberry float out in queues at theme park before.

They seems stunned that it might be considered not OK to puff the strawberry float away in an area with lots of people.

banana splits.

Yep, selfish as I said.

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Death's Head wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Smokers.

Out having a nice time in the park with the kids, sit down to have an ice cream and a drink and a pair of old chimneys come and sit right by us spreading their foul smelling toxic cancer cloud everywhere.
Yep, smokers really piss me off because they are strawberry floating selfish. What really makes me sick is when you see them out with their kids, smoking round them, even when in a push chair. Article today suggested that kids exposed to smoking are likely to get adult related smoking illnesses when older (surprise!)

Literally, bang this sick filth.

There's also the strawberry floating annoying twats who think it's perfectly acceptable to stop work for "fag breaks" then have regular breaks but then act all shocked when it's pointed out that the none-smokers don't have the extra breaks.

We should start a petition for non fag breaks for non smokers. Should also be a reduced NI payment for non smokers and increased NI payment for smokers, why should I contribute towards the health care for smokers with smoking related illnesses?

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