[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

Christmas CrackErrkal wrote:
RichardYuleK wrote:I have said it before but people who stand talking in the entrance to shops!

Any door way.

And supermarket aisles, with shopping trolley blocking the way.

Yulehide wrote:
Christmas CrackErrkal wrote:
RichardYuleK wrote:I have said it before but people who stand talking in the entrance to shops!

Any door way.

And supermarket aisles, with shopping trolley blocking the way.

...and those who decide to park their shopping trolley right across in front of the very shelf you wish to reach.

Men who come into the toilet at work to have a piss, or worse a gooseberry fool, WHILST ON THE strawberry floating PHONE

Seriously, WHO wants to hear you piss or have a dump?

KingK wrote:Men who come into the toilet at work to have a piss, or worse a gooseberry fool, WHILST ON THE strawberry floating PHONE

Seriously, WHO wants to hear you piss or have a dump?

Depends what their wives are into I suppose.

When the toilet stall doesn’t have a hook to put your bag on. strawberry float putting my coat on the floor.

KingK wrote:Men who come into the toilet at work to have a piss, or worse a gooseberry fool, WHILST ON THE strawberry floating PHONE

Seriously, WHO wants to hear you piss or have a dump?

The other day someone in the next cubicle was watching youtube or something at full volume - from the sound it seemed to be fail compilations, but thats what headphones are for ffs.

That's not as bad as having a conversation on the phone whilst in the bog. Not to me anyway

Trelliz wrote:
KingK wrote:Men who come into the toilet at work to have a piss, or worse a gooseberry fool, WHILST ON THE strawberry floating PHONE

Seriously, WHO wants to hear you piss or have a dump?

The other day someone in the next cubicle was watching youtube or something at full volume - from the sound it seemed to be fail compilations, but thats what headphones are for ffs.

There’s a twat at work that does that.

Why do people want to listen to things through crappy phone speakers? Get some strawberry floating headphones!

People phone into my work while on the loo all the time. The penny drops when the loo flushes halfway through the call. Dirty strawberry floating bastards.

When you spend £3 on organic eggs and one yolk is covered in red spots and two others split on impact.

Waste of strawberry floating money that was.

KK wrote:When you spend £3 on organic eggs and one yolk is covered in red spots and two others split on impact.

Waste of strawberry floating money that was.

That sounds fowl

When we kept chickens I would say 1 in every 25 eggs we had, had blood in it and it put me off eggs for a while, you would think maybe the supermarket lion marked eggs would go through some sort of scanner first

Usually eggs go next to black pudding in this house so a tiny drop of blood in a yolk? strawberry float it.

Parents who call their children 'mate' or 'little man'

Dual wrote:Parents who call their children 'mate' or 'little man'

Particularly harsh when it's a girl that one.

Dual wrote:Parents who call their children 'mate' or 'little man'

My child is a dwarf you insensitive prick

The guy next to me who blows his nose every 10 mins or so, and you can hear it's completely dry every time, so it's only being done out of habbit. It makes this horrendous elephant-like trumpet sound too. strawberry floating shut up.

Dual wrote:Parents who call their children 'mate' or 'little man'

There's a woman who comes into work who calls all her sons 'mate'. She does their homework for them while they're being little gooseberry fools racing around on chairs.

My sister-in-law calls my nephew buddy. Why, when no one would want to be her friend, I don't know.

Outrunner wrote:
Dual wrote:Parents who call their children 'mate' or 'little man'

There's a woman who comes into work who calls all her sons 'mate'. She does their homework for them while they're being little gooseberry fools racing around on chairs.

My sister-in-law calls my nephew buddy. Why, when no one would want to be her friend, I don't know.

Catch-up services for free channels that force you to have an account to watch things.
iPlayer? strawberry float off unless you sign up for an account
ITV Hub? strawberry float off unles you sign up for an account
All4? strawberry float off unless you sign up for an account

iplayer doesn't need you to validate the email so you can put anything you like

[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

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