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by Lagamorph » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:05 pm

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OrangeRKN wrote:Times like this I'm very glad I don't drive, I've never noticed those before

Still not as bad as people who have baby on board signs in their cars when there is no baby on board.

I dont get the point of baby on board signs, what are they supposed to achieve? Ive heard all kinds of answers ranging from the car might stop or swerve suddenly due to the driver being distracted to it alerts the emergency services to look for a baby if theres a crash. None of them made much sense to me.

The original intention was for emergency services to know there was a baby in the vehicle in the event of an accident, but the whole thing has long since been hijacked.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:31 pm

There should be one that says 'worst I've done full sex on a woman' or 'you don't know the meaning of the word sleep m8'

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by OrangeRKN » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:35 pm

Lagamorph wrote:
Rax wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Times like this I'm very glad I don't drive, I've never noticed those before

Still not as bad as people who have baby on board signs in their cars when there is no baby on board.

I dont get the point of baby on board signs, what are they supposed to achieve? Ive heard all kinds of answers ranging from the car might stop or swerve suddenly due to the driver being distracted to it alerts the emergency services to look for a baby if theres a crash. None of them made much sense to me.

The original intention was for emergency services to know there was a baby in the vehicle in the event of an accident, but the whole thing has long since been hijacked.


Which makes sense as a thing, a baby or small child might be more easily missed in a bad crash. But as soon as people start having the signs up when there isn't a baby on board, then it becomes next to useless for everyone.

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by Jenuall » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:44 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:
Rax wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Times like this I'm very glad I don't drive, I've never noticed those before

Still not as bad as people who have baby on board signs in their cars when there is no baby on board.

I dont get the point of baby on board signs, what are they supposed to achieve? Ive heard all kinds of answers ranging from the car might stop or swerve suddenly due to the driver being distracted to it alerts the emergency services to look for a baby if theres a crash. None of them made much sense to me.

The original intention was for emergency services to know there was a baby in the vehicle in the event of an accident, but the whole thing has long since been hijacked.


Which makes sense as a thing, a baby or small child might be more easily missed in a bad crash. But as soon as people start having the signs up when there isn't a baby on board, then it becomes next to useless for everyone.


Exactly. "I died after a car crash because the emergency services were too busy searching other cars for non existent babies to get to me in time"

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Victor Mildew » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:47 pm

If only princess Diana had had one in the back of her car :(

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by Jenuall » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:06 pm

Ad7 wrote:If only princess Diana had had one in the back of her car :(

People's Princess on Board.

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by Gemini73 » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:08 pm

People who ask for directions, then correct you.

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by Pedz » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:14 pm

Ad7 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Times like this I'm very glad I don't drive, I've never noticed those before


DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS ON BOARD LOL

DAD'S TAXI PMSL

KEEP CALM AND DRIVE ON ROLFMAYO


This what Rolf Harris offers kids?

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by OrangeRKN » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:17 pm

ROLFMAYO is a great screen name

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by Jenuall » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:18 pm

Pedz wrote:
Ad7 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Times like this I'm very glad I don't drive, I've never noticed those before


DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS ON BOARD LOL

DAD'S TAXI PMSL

KEEP CALM AND DRIVE ON ROLFMAYO


This what Rolf Harris offers kids?

It's what he produces when gets a bit wobble-bored has a go at tying his "kangaroo" down...

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by Hexx » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:31 pm

Pedz wrote:
Ad7 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Times like this I'm very glad I don't drive, I've never noticed those before


DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS ON BOARD LOL

DAD'S TAXI PMSL

KEEP CALM AND DRIVE ON ROLFMAYO


This what Rolf Harris offers kids?


There's strawberry floating coffee over my screen now you donk :lol:

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:45 pm

Thatsthejoke.jpg

It's an old b3ta joke, but then I guess it makes no sense (Or nonce sense) if you've not been there before.

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by SEP » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:02 pm

Ad7 wrote:If only princess Diana had had one in the back of her car :(


How do we know Diana didn't have dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

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by Bunni » Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:33 am

Lagamorph wrote:
Rax wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Times like this I'm very glad I don't drive, I've never noticed those before

Still not as bad as people who have baby on board signs in their cars when there is no baby on board.

I dont get the point of baby on board signs, what are they supposed to achieve? Ive heard all kinds of answers ranging from the car might stop or swerve suddenly due to the driver being distracted to it alerts the emergency services to look for a baby if theres a crash. None of them made much sense to me.

The original intention was for emergency services to know there was a baby in the vehicle in the event of an accident, but the whole thing has long since been hijacked.


For the love of strawberry float please take them down if you’re not travelling with a child. Not so bad since car seats for small children have become more widely used but always have us the fear when we attended a car crash with evidence of a child and none on the car. Drivers are always able to tell us the child isn’t in there and there’s no worse fear than one letting themselves out on the M25.

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by Moggy » Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:10 am

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Ad7 wrote:If only princess Diana had had one in the back of her car :(


How do we know Diana didn't have dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.


What does Diana have in common with a bottle of perfume?

They both come out of France in a box.

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by Jenuall » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:37 am

The lights in our toilets at work are not working and nobody seems to be in a rush to fix it. This has caused the levels of cleanliness and hygiene to have plummeted to new depths as people seem to be taking this opportunity to piss all over the shop. :fp:

Taking a growler whilst illuminated only by the light from my mobile phone and desperately trying not to touch or stand in anything disgusting is not the experience I had in mind when coming to work today. :dread:

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by Vermilion » Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:29 pm

Jenuall wrote:The lights in our toilets at work are not working and nobody seems to be in a rush to fix it. This has caused the levels of cleanliness and hygiene to have plummeted to new depths as people seem to be taking this opportunity to piss all over the shop. :fp:


Are you sure Moggy doesn't work in the same building?

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by abcd » Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:34 pm

Jenuall wrote:The lights in our toilets at work are not working and nobody seems to be in a rush to fix it. This has caused the levels of cleanliness and hygiene to have plummeted to new depths as people seem to be taking this opportunity to piss all over the shop. :fp:

Taking a growler whilst illuminated only by the light from my mobile phone and desperately trying not to touch or stand in anything disgusting is not the experience I had in mind when coming to work today. :dread:



Do you the right people know that it's broken?

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by Jenuall » Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:40 pm

abcd wrote:
Jenuall wrote:The lights in our toilets at work are not working and nobody seems to be in a rush to fix it. This has caused the levels of cleanliness and hygiene to have plummeted to new depths as people seem to be taking this opportunity to piss all over the shop. :fp:

Taking a growler whilst illuminated only by the light from my mobile phone and desperately trying not to touch or stand in anything disgusting is not the experience I had in mind when coming to work today. :dread:



Do you the right people know that it's broken?


Oh yeah it's been reported, there's a sign up basically saying "sometimes stuff goes wrong but we try and fix it as soon as we can". There's more chance of Rees-Mogg admitting he is wrong about Brexit than there is of this getting fixed anytime soon!

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Jenuall wrote:The lights in our toilets at work are not working and nobody seems to be in a rush to fix it. This has caused the levels of cleanliness and hygiene to have plummeted to new depths as people seem to be taking this opportunity to piss all over the shop. :fp:

Are you sure Moggy doesn't work in the same building?

You never know! :lol:

Probably not though, we've got clean running water instead of that brown stuff Moggy has to deal with!

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by pjbetman » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:54 pm

Gemini73 wrote:People who ask for directions, then correct you.


Or people who forcible tell you directions, by rattling off about 5 different road names in about 4 seconds....Christ, they are the worst kind of bores.


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