Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Errkal » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:12 pm

I hate people that sign off an email with just an initial. Boils my piss.

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by Death's Head » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:13 pm

Errkal wrote:I hate people that sign off an email with just an initial. Boils my piss.
I know what you mean!

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:21 pm

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by Snowcannon » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:19 pm

thks & rgds

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by Green Gecko » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:59 pm

I do that if I'm trying to prove I'm capable of being succinct.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Hyperion » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:28 am

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:57 am

Ad7 wrote:And the horse gooseberry fool, oh god the horse gooseberry fool. Mountains of the stuff, all over the place and not only do you have to avoid that, but after a few days it starts to break down and spread out, meaning you have a cartoon version of it like some oil slick from whacky racers. I bet if it wasn't posh twats leaving that gooseberry fool everywhere there would be fines in place.


This is from the top of the cycle path on my dog walk this morning (not sure what's going on with the trippy fuzzy edges):
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This was a strawberry floating huge pile of gooseberry fool last week which has now broken down and spread out, acting like an oil slick. Piles like this are all the way down (it's really steep and about a 10min ride downhill) and in some places where they've spread, leaves have gathered and there are clear slippy lumps. If you have to brake and are going over one, it's very easy for the back of the bike to step out violently (which has happened a few times to me).

But hey, it's posh twats on the way to a freemasons meeting or something so gooseberry fool away wherever you want people.

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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Death's Head » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:22 am

Ad7 wrote:
Ad7 wrote:And the horse gooseberry fool, oh god the horse gooseberry fool. Mountains of the stuff, all over the place and not only do you have to avoid that, but after a few days it starts to break down and spread out, meaning you have a cartoon version of it like some oil slick from whacky racers. I bet if it wasn't posh twats leaving that gooseberry fool everywhere there would be fines in place.


This is from the top of the cycle path on my dog walk this morning (not sure what's going on with the trippy fuzzy edges):
[img]https://i.imgur.com/x4MHFJd.jpg[/img]

This was a strawberry floating huge pile of gooseberry fool last week which has now broken down and spread out, acting like an oil slick. Piles like this are all the way down (it's really steep and about a 10min ride downhill) and in some places where they've spread, leaves have gathered and there are clear slippy lumps. If you have to brake and are going over one, it's very easy for the back of the bike to step out violently (which has happened a few times to me).

But hey, it's posh twats on the way to a freemasons meeting or something so gooseberry fool away wherever you want people.
There are no problems in life, only opportunities. Collect that gooseberry fool up and then sell, there is a market for manure. Massive profits.

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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Moggy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:26 am

Death's Head wrote:
Ad7 wrote:
Ad7 wrote:And the horse gooseberry fool, oh god the horse gooseberry fool. Mountains of the stuff, all over the place and not only do you have to avoid that, but after a few days it starts to break down and spread out, meaning you have a cartoon version of it like some oil slick from whacky racers. I bet if it wasn't posh twats leaving that gooseberry fool everywhere there would be fines in place.


This is from the top of the cycle path on my dog walk this morning (not sure what's going on with the trippy fuzzy edges):
[img]https://i.imgur.com/x4MHFJd.jpg[/img]

This was a strawberry floating huge pile of gooseberry fool last week which has now broken down and spread out, acting like an oil slick. Piles like this are all the way down (it's really steep and about a 10min ride downhill) and in some places where they've spread, leaves have gathered and there are clear slippy lumps. If you have to brake and are going over one, it's very easy for the back of the bike to step out violently (which has happened a few times to me).

But hey, it's posh twats on the way to a freemasons meeting or something so gooseberry fool away wherever you want people.
There are no problems in life, only opportunities. Collect that gooseberry fool up and then sell, there is a market for manure. Massive profits.


This.

Start your own organic fertiliser business and sell the horse gooseberry fool back to the exact same posh people that are riding the horses.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:45 am

That's not actually a bad idea, you could probably fill a wheelbarrow of the stuff on a good day.

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by RichardUK » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:12 am

I enjoy trail hunting but would never want to ride a horse on the road or footpath

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Moggy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:31 am

Ad7 wrote:That's not actually a bad idea, you could probably fill a wheelbarrow of the stuff on a good day.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:41 am

I only bought one if you remember.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Moggy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:45 am

Ad7 wrote:I only bought one if you remember.


That's because you were not yet the Horse gooseberry fool King of South Wales.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:15 am

And 'lo, horse gooseberry fool guy was born

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:36 am

People who are incapable of having a conversation not revolving around their kids.

Any conversation is along the lines of:

Me - " Did you see thing x last night?"
Person Y - "Oh well I was putting little Timmy to bed and he'd been asking for ice cream for his tea and his iPad wasn't charged so"

*this goes on for half an hour, I never find out if they watched thing x*

Everyone, every damn time.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Errkal » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:43 am

Ad7 wrote:People who are incapable of having a conversation not revolving around their kids.

Any conversation is along the lines of:

Me - " Did you see thing x last night?"
Person Y - "Oh well I was putting little Timmy to bed and he'd been asking for ice cream for his tea and his iPad wasn't charged so"

*this goes on for half an hour, I never find out if they watched thing x*

Everyone, every damn time.


As a parent who has a child that slept all of last night and is currently eating shredders.

Oh and last night she was playing with her bean bag and watching pokemon it was so cute.

What was the question?

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:50 am

:lol:

Oh you don't know the meaning of tired mate last night Timmy woke up at 2am and wanted to watch Netflix lol so we said no and he wanted crisps and were like lol it's 2am in the morning last night wot r u like pslm and then he got up at 6 and were like lol m8 it's the weekend go to bed but he wants to watch frozen lol so we put it on the polaroid tv and like he's wanting to go to the zoo lol so we go to the zoo but I need to buy some vapes on the way and he wants to come in and he only wants a bloody ice cream and it's only 9am in the morning lol kids amirite!

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by Vermilion » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:59 am

Ad7 wrote:Oh you don't know the meaning of tired mate last night Timmy woke up at 2am and wanted to watch Netflix lol so we said no and he wanted crisps and were like lol it's 2am in the morning last night wot r u like pslm and then he got up at 6 and were like lol m8 it's the weekend go to bed but he wants to watch frozen lol so we put it on the polaroid tv and like he's wanting to go to the zoo lol so we go to the zoo but I need to buy some vapes on the way and he wants to come in and he only wants a bloody ice cream and it's only 9am in the morning lol kids amirite!


This is exactly like my brother's wife's facebook posts.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:02 am

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