[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

Errkal wrote:I hate people that sign off an email with just an initial. Boils my piss.

Ad7 wrote:And the horse gooseberry fool, oh god the horse gooseberry fool. Mountains of the stuff, all over the place and not only do you have to avoid that, but after a few days it starts to break down and spread out, meaning you have a cartoon version of it like some oil slick from whacky racers. I bet if it wasn't posh twats leaving that gooseberry fool everywhere there would be fines in place.

Ad7 wrote:

Ad7 wrote:And the horse gooseberry fool, oh god the horse gooseberry fool. Mountains of the stuff, all over the place and not only do you have to avoid that, but after a few days it starts to break down and spread out, meaning you have a cartoon version of it like some oil slick from whacky racers. I bet if it wasn't posh twats leaving that gooseberry fool everywhere there would be fines in place.

This is from the top of the cycle path on my dog walk this morning (not sure what's going on with the trippy fuzzy edges):
[img]https://i.imgur.com/x4MHFJd.jpg[/img]

This was a strawberry floating huge pile of gooseberry fool last week which has now broken down and spread out, acting like an oil slick. Piles like this are all the way down (it's really steep and about a 10min ride downhill) and in some places where they've spread, leaves have gathered and there are clear slippy lumps. If you have to brake and are going over one, it's very easy for the back of the bike to step out violently (which has happened a few times to me).

But hey, it's posh twats on the way to a freemasons meeting or something so gooseberry fool away wherever you want people.

Death's Head wrote:

Ad7 wrote:

Ad7 wrote:And the horse gooseberry fool, oh god the horse gooseberry fool. Mountains of the stuff, all over the place and not only do you have to avoid that, but after a few days it starts to break down and spread out, meaning you have a cartoon version of it like some oil slick from whacky racers. I bet if it wasn't posh twats leaving that gooseberry fool everywhere there would be fines in place.

This is from the top of the cycle path on my dog walk this morning (not sure what's going on with the trippy fuzzy edges):
[img]https://i.imgur.com/x4MHFJd.jpg[/img]

This was a strawberry floating huge pile of gooseberry fool last week which has now broken down and spread out, acting like an oil slick. Piles like this are all the way down (it's really steep and about a 10min ride downhill) and in some places where they've spread, leaves have gathered and there are clear slippy lumps. If you have to brake and are going over one, it's very easy for the back of the bike to step out violently (which has happened a few times to me).

But hey, it's posh twats on the way to a freemasons meeting or something so gooseberry fool away wherever you want people.

There are no problems in life, only opportunities. Collect that gooseberry fool up and then sell, there is a market for manure. Massive profits.

Ad7 wrote:That's not actually a bad idea, you could probably fill a wheelbarrow of the stuff on a good day.

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Ad7 wrote:I only bought one if you remember.

Ad7 wrote:People who are incapable of having a conversation not revolving around their kids.

Any conversation is along the lines of:

Me - " Did you see thing x last night?"
Person Y - "Oh well I was putting little Timmy to bed and he'd been asking for ice cream for his tea and his iPad wasn't charged so"

*this goes on for half an hour, I never find out if they watched thing x*

Everyone, every damn time.

Ad7 wrote:Oh you don't know the meaning of tired mate last night Timmy woke up at 2am and wanted to watch Netflix lol so we said no and he wanted crisps and were like lol it's 2am in the morning last night wot r u like pslm and then he got up at 6 and were like lol m8 it's the weekend go to bed but he wants to watch frozen lol so we put it on the polaroid tv and like he's wanting to go to the zoo lol so we go to the zoo but I need to buy some vapes on the way and he wants to come in and he only wants a bloody ice cream and it's only 9am in the morning lol kids amirite!