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by Moggy » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:31 am

Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!

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by Drumstick » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:21 am

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!

Your office just sounds like the best.

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PostRe: things annoy things
by Moggy » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:22 am

Harry Ellis wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!

Your office just sounds like the best.


Mate, I haven't even started on the new idea of having "Quarterly Champions" as part of their Pride in People.

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PostRe: things annoy things
by Ad7 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:50 am

> Get given detailed brief.
> Complete work
> This is too different to the previous one we had pls change everything asap
> YOU GAVE ME THE BRIEF TO PUT THAT CONTENT IN
> Buy rope on way home

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PostRe: things annoy things
by That's not a growth » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:18 pm

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Harry Ellis wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!

Your office just sounds like the best.


Mate, I haven't even started on the new idea of having "Quarterly Champions" as part of their Pride in People.

Where can I get a job where people have so little to do they are able to do that gooseberry fool, and are not called out on it. I'm struggling to organise the work that needs doing, so I can try to make a proposal to ask for more staff, because I'm too busy trying to keep up with the workload. strawberry floating hell.

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PostRe: things annoy things
by Ironhide » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:34 pm

Just had to exchange my new OLED TV as I'm not happy with the screen quality/reliabilty.

Its developed a line of stuck pixels after only a few hours use so will be exchanging it for the cheaper non OLED version.

Also, posting in incorrect threads.

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PostRe: things annoy things
by Squinty » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:29 pm

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Harry Ellis wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!

Your office just sounds like the best.


Mate, I haven't even started on the new idea of having "Quarterly Champions" as part of their Pride in People.


We have business champions in my place.

I hate that name. So much. It implies that they won something. When they haven't won anything. It's just plain wrong.

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PostRe: RE: Re: things annoy things
by Death's Head » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:09 pm

That's not a growth wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Harry Ellis wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!

Your office just sounds like the best.


Mate, I haven't even started on the new idea of having "Quarterly Champions" as part of their Pride in People.

Where can I get a job where people have so little to do they are able to do that gooseberry fool, and are not called out on it. I'm struggling to organise the work that needs doing, so I can try to make a proposal to ask for more staff, because I'm too busy trying to keep up with the workload. strawberry floating hell.
See if Moggy's company is recruiting. You get to either post on GR all day or send out e-mails with minions on.

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by <]:^D » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:04 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: things annoy things
by Green Gecko » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:46 am

Advent7 wrote:> Get given detailed brief.
> Complete work
> This is too different to the previous one we had pls change everything asap
> YOU GAVE ME THE BRIEF TO PUT THAT CONTENT IN
> Buy rope on way home

Instead of step 5, collect the payment and fire the client.

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by Alvin Flummux » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:06 am

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!


Some people at my work do a Minion Shirt Friday every week, and insist on having an after work trip with their Minion-loving colleagues (which of course has to be advertised to all and sundry in our facility) to see every new Minion film. :x

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PostRe: things annoy things
by Dual » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:49 am

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".


:lol:

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PostRe: things annoy things
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:12 pm

Squinty wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Harry Ellis wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!

Your office just sounds like the best.


Mate, I haven't even started on the new idea of having "Quarterly Champions" as part of their Pride in People.


We have business champions in my place.

I hate that name. So much. It implies that they won something. When they haven't won anything. It's just plain wrong.

Isn't it used in the verb form, to describe people who are tasked with 'championing' specific business initiatives, rather than as a noun?

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PostRe: things annoy things
by Squinty » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:22 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Harry Ellis wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!

Your office just sounds like the best.


Mate, I haven't even started on the new idea of having "Quarterly Champions" as part of their Pride in People.


We have business champions in my place.

I hate that name. So much. It implies that they won something. When they haven't won anything. It's just plain wrong.

Isn't it used in the verb form, to describe people who are tasked with 'championing' specific business initiatives, rather than as a noun?


Stop this madness. I don't need your rational thoughts intruding on my fragile psyche.

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PostRe: things annoy things
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:31 pm

Squinty wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Harry Ellis wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Minions. strawberry floating minions.

Every day at work we have a worklist sent by email. Basically just a spreadsheet showing the outstanding work that everyone has. The lady that sends it always puts a Minion picture on the email with a "witty" caption on it.

Today's has a picture of a Minion in an American cop uniform and reads "The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You buying?" We just laughed And Laughed. I need Bail Money".

Arghhhh!!!

Your office just sounds like the best.


Mate, I haven't even started on the new idea of having "Quarterly Champions" as part of their Pride in People.


We have business champions in my place.

I hate that name. So much. It implies that they won something. When they haven't won anything. It's just plain wrong.

Isn't it used in the verb form, to describe people who are tasked with 'championing' specific business initiatives, rather than as a noun?


Stop this madness. I don't need your rational thoughts intruding on my fragile psyche.

I'm just triggered because I was a business champion in my old place :shifty:.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Dual » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:46 pm

Mind Crime is one of them.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Ironhide » Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:03 pm

Thread title :lol:

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by jawafour » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:47 am

The “Snow..” thread title is triggering me. The punctuation is atrocious! It should either by “Snow...” (three stops) or, if you’re Peter Crisp, “Snow.” (one stop).

But two stops?!? Pure craziness.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Green Gecko » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:28 pm

But it's a slower pause than an ellipsis..

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Peter Crisp » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:37 pm

jawafour wrote:The “Snow..” thread title is triggering me. The punctuation is atrocious! It should either by “Snow...” (three stops) or, if you’re Peter Crisp, “Snow.” (one stop).

But two stops?!? Pure craziness.


Oi, what's wrong with a full stop :slol: .

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