GRcade

My firmware updates are improving but still struggle to detect sarcasm a bit.

My solution is to assume everything is at least 50% jest, this works pretty well, it is GRcade after all, my optimal operating environment.

This background genuinely makes me want to throw up. I won't be reading this thread for a while.

I feel like I have developed epilepsy thanks to a spinning football on fire.

Change the forum skin to SubSilver, I use that and I don't see any of the nonsense formatting.

BBC catering for Ad7 today. From 2pm-7:40pm

14:00 Football Focus
15:00 Mourinho & Manchester, United
15:20 FA Cup: The Road to Wembley
16:10 MOTD Live: FA Cup Final Build Up
17:00 MOTD Live: Chelsea vs. Manchester United

Drumstick wrote:BBC catering for Ad7 today. From 2pm-7:40pm

14:00 Football Focus
15:00 Mourinho & Manchester, United
15:20 FA Cup: The Road to Wembley
16:10 MOTD Live: FA Cup Final Build Up
17:00 MOTD Live: Chelsea vs. Manchester United

He’ll be too busy re-watching his recording of Prince Harry’s wedding.

Thread background is top class.

Moggy wrote:

Drumstick wrote:BBC catering for Ad7 today. From 2pm-7:40pm

14:00 Football Focus
15:00 Mourinho & Manchester, United
15:20 FA Cup: The Road to Wembley
16:10 MOTD Live: FA Cup Final Build Up
17:00 MOTD Live: Chelsea vs. Manchester United

He’ll be too busy re-watching his recording of Prince Harry’s wedding.

Moggy wrote:

Drumstick wrote:BBC catering for Ad7 today. From 2pm-7:40pm

14:00 Football Focus
15:00 Mourinho & Manchester, United
15:20 FA Cup: The Road to Wembley
16:10 MOTD Live: FA Cup Final Build Up
17:00 MOTD Live: Chelsea vs. Manchester United

He’ll be too busy re-watching his recording of Prince Harry’s wedding.

At least three dafties on Facebook have uploaded screenshots of the telly to make sure nobody misses out. How considerate.

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When you've got elderly relatives staying who not only absolutely strawberry floating destroy the toilet, but leave the door wide open thus ensuring the whole upstairs smells like an open sewer.

My new bathroom buddy on the ward here is like that, but every day. gooseberry fool all over the place, leaves his dirty man-nappy lying about, wheelchair blocking the door. He’s getting discharged on Monday, can’t bloody wait.

People who use their kids as an excuse to spin out a weekend, and think nobody knows what they're up to.

Has Friday booked off, bank holiday Monday and then kid gets ill meaning Tuesday must be taken off too.

Seems legit.

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People that don't ring the doorbell, namely delivery drivers, and instead knock on the door...as if I'm supposed to hear that in the garden or the back of the house. I bet even if I added a 'please ring the doorbell' bumper they still wouldn't bother.

People that ring the doorbell, namely delivery drivers, instead of knocking on the door... when clearly the doorbell doesn't work.

Had a pizza guy phone me up to come to the door who said "I rang the bell twice". Well why didn't you try knocking before walking back to your car to get my phone number to call me?

Delivery drivers who don't just phone me instead of messing around with knocking or ringing the doorbell. You have my number for a reason, use it!

These (literally) flaming footballs are wrecking my iPad when I try and post in this thread. The whole text entry box shudders in time with the footballs .

Edit: But sometimes it seems okay. It's a bit odd. Maybe I'm not that annoyed, really.

jawafour wrote:These (literally) flaming footballs are wrecking my iPad when I try and post in this thread. The whole text entry box shudders in time with the footballs .

Edit: But sometimes it seems okay. It's a bit odd. Maybe I'm not that annoyed, really.

Just use the subsilver theme for the board. Miles better than the 'new' one, and isn't affected by any of this bullshit.

Lotus wrote:

jawafour wrote:These (literally) flaming footballs are wrecking my iPad when I try and post in this thread. The whole text entry box shudders in time with the footballs .

Edit: But sometimes it seems okay. It's a bit odd. Maybe I'm not that annoyed, really.

Just use the subsilver theme for the board. Miles better than the 'new' one, and isn't affected by any of this bullshit.

I'm at least kind of sorry for what it's worth; I do realise that there will always be a small group of people who don't see the funny side of these jokes. I do legit recommend SubSilver for them. It's a more accessible theme for disabled users as well.