Dual wrote:You watching Triple D Ad7?
What a show.
That's one of the worst culprits. They're all interchangeable though, it's just infuriating that these people make a living out of doing it and get to go all over the world.
Let's take a Rick Stein version:
*sombre piano playing*
*someone shouts SERVICE PLEASE*
*cut to stupid overweight older Italian man looking about saying "EEEEEY I A COME HERE EVERY FRIDAY"
*cut to presenter in white Armani shirt*
"I'M HERE IN CHUCK MC FAT SPLITS PASTA RESTAURANT ABOUT TO TRY THE LEGENDARY STRAWBERRY FLOATING SCALLOP SUPREME"
*Rick's shakey hand draws the spoon to his mouth, he takes bite, nods head several times, camera quick zooms on the Rick's face*
"Mm, the pasta is excellent. Mmm yes really good. You get the softness of the pasta, the crunch of the rocket topping, the creaminess of the cream sauce, then the rich taste of the scallops. Although I can't help but wonder how sad it will be when the owner dies and they have to let all the employees go."