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Hyperion wrote:I see the neighbours have moved into biological warfare in response to your antisocial behaviour

. I have the strength to survive this! I will return stronger then ever!

Stayfever claims another victim. WIV DA Wii U now xxx

Ad7 wrote:...WIV DA Wii U now xxx

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We died within minutes five years of each other.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-43181305

Robert Brown, 53, and Gwendoline Harrison, 41, are due to appear before Coventry Magistrates Court later.

Mr Brown, of Attwood Crescent, is also charged with driving while disqualified and without a licence or insurance.

Ms Harrison, of Triumph Close, also faces a common assault allegation.

Scum like these two should be sent to a death camp.

My upstairs neighbour has a very squeaky door. He's been opening it and shutting it all morning. All I can hear is a thousand mice squeaking at once, every couple of minutes. Tempted to drop a can of wd40 on his doorstep.

Endless cookery tourism programmes hosted by people who have no clue about the food they're supposed to be trying and recommending. Instead of saying why something is good, how ingredients complement things in the dish and why you'd use them, you just get people eat a mouth full of something (Kenneth.jpg) and then just reel off what's in it.

E.g. eating a chicken wrap

*gooseberry fool guitar riff*

*someone shouts ORDER UP*

*cut to stupid overweight family with the mum saying "WE COME HERE EVERY FRIDAY"

*cut to presenter in checked shirt*

"I'M HERE IN CHUCK MC FAT SPLITS CHICKEN SHACK ABOUT TO TRY THE LEGENDARY STRAWBERRY FLOATING WRAP"

*takes bite, nods head several times, camera quick zooms on the presenter' s face*

"Mm, the wrap is excellent. Oh yeah, awesome. You get the softness of the tortilla, the crunch of the lettuce, the creaminess of the sour cream, then the hot taste of the chicken"

Repeat for every single programme with someone visiting places to try out food.

Sounds like Diners, Drive-ins and Drives.

Ad7 wrote:You get the softness of the tortilla, the crunch of the lettuce, the creaminess of the sour cream, then the hot taste of the chicken"

That's bang-on, and pretty much applies to every cookery programme. Gregg Wallace is particularly guilty of that I think.

You watching Triple D Ad7?

What a show.

Dual wrote:You watching Triple D Ad7?

What a show.

That's one of the worst culprits. They're all interchangeable though, it's just infuriating that these people make a living out of doing it and get to go all over the world.

Let's take a Rick Stein version:

*sombre piano playing*

*someone shouts SERVICE PLEASE*

*cut to stupid overweight older Italian man looking about saying "EEEEEY I A COME HERE EVERY FRIDAY"

*cut to presenter in white Armani shirt*

"I'M HERE IN CHUCK MC FAT SPLITS PASTA RESTAURANT ABOUT TO TRY THE LEGENDARY STRAWBERRY FLOATING SCALLOP SUPREME"

*Rick's shakey hand draws the spoon to his mouth, he takes bite, nods head several times, camera quick zooms on the Rick's face*

"Mm, the pasta is excellent. Mmm yes really good. You get the softness of the pasta, the crunch of the rocket topping, the creaminess of the cream sauce, then the rich taste of the scallops. Although I can't help but wonder how sad it will be when the owner dies and they have to let all the employees go."

Ad7 wrote:Endless cookery tourism programmes hosted by people who have no clue about the food they're supposed to be trying and recommending. Instead of saying why something is good, how ingredients complement things in the dish and why you'd use them, you just get people eat a mouth full of something (Kenneth.jpg) and then just reel off what's in it.

E.g. eating a chicken wrap

*gooseberry fool guitar riff*

*someone shouts ORDER UP*

*cut to stupid overweight family with the mum saying "WE COME HERE EVERY FRIDAY"

*cut to presenter in checked shirt*

"I'M HERE IN CHUCK MC FAT SPLITS CHICKEN SHACK ABOUT TO TRY THE LEGENDARY STRAWBERRY FLOATING WRAP"

*takes bite, nods head several times, camera quick zooms on the presenter' s face*

"Mm, the wrap is excellent. Oh yeah, awesome. You get the softness of the tortilla, the crunch of the lettuce, the creaminess of the sour cream, then the hot taste of the chicken"

Repeat for every single programme with someone visiting places to try out food.

Very good.

I don't find it annoying but good observation Ad.

It's why I like Master Chef. They might get a bit wanky but at least they talk about why a dish is good, this herb compliments this, the sauce brings out this, etc.

They are pretty samey, but I still enjoy them. Spent most of Saturday watching the "James Martins Amercan Adventure" show.

People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.

Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.

It’s 30 degrees in Alice Springs at the moment, but -2 degrees in Aberdeen.

So called “scientists” say that hot air rises, so how it is warmer in the southern hemisphere than the northern hemisphere?

The only answer is that global warming is a myth and the temperature differences can be explained by the Earth being flat, Australia is at the centre and Scotland is on the outside of the disc, heat dissipates from the centre and so that’s why it is colder at the edges.

Science bitch, science.

Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.

Here is a fun graph for you

The weather is just a scam to sell 'weather-appropriate' clothing. No one can actually predict the weather, it's all a farce.

People eating their lunch before their lunchbreaks.

The girl opposite me asked if it was ok if she went to lunch at 1.30. I said I didn’t mind and that I would cover her phone. 5 minutes later her phone rang and as she had a mouthful of apple, I had to pick up her damn phone.

Wait another 15 minutes until your strawberry floating lunchbreak to eat!

Edit:

She just munched down a salad and has now buggered off to the toilet. So much for a 1.30 lunchbreak.

OrangeRakoon wrote:

Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.

Here is a fun graph for you

I love it when data tells such a compelling story.

Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.

Spaztoids like this thundercunt?

twitter.com/nigel_farage/status/968764940919164928

OrangeRakoon wrote:

Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.

Here is a fun graph for you

Graphs like that are only good for putting people to sleep.

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