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by jawafour » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:34 pm

Hyperion wrote:I see the neighbours have moved into biological warfare in response to your antisocial behaviour

:lol: . I have the strength to survive this! I will return stronger then ever!

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Ad7 » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:35 pm

Stayfever claims another victim. WIV DA Wii U now xxx

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by jawafour » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:44 pm

Ad7 wrote:...WIV DA Wii U now xxx

:lol: .

We died within minutes five years of each other.

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by mcjihge2 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:10 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-43181305

Robert Brown, 53, and Gwendoline Harrison, 41, are due to appear before Coventry Magistrates Court later.

Mr Brown, of Attwood Crescent, is also charged with driving while disqualified and without a licence or insurance.

Ms Harrison, of Triumph Close, also faces a common assault allegation.


Scum like these two should be sent to a death camp.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Tsunade » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:26 am

My upstairs neighbour has a very squeaky door. He's been opening it and shutting it all morning. All I can hear is a thousand mice squeaking at once, every couple of minutes. Tempted to drop a can of wd40 on his doorstep.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Ad7 » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:16 pm

Endless cookery tourism programmes hosted by people who have no clue about the food they're supposed to be trying and recommending. Instead of saying why something is good, how ingredients complement things in the dish and why you'd use them, you just get people eat a mouth full of something (Kenneth.jpg) and then just reel off what's in it.

E.g. eating a chicken wrap

*gooseberry fool guitar riff*

*someone shouts ORDER UP*

*cut to stupid overweight family with the mum saying "WE COME HERE EVERY FRIDAY"

*cut to presenter in checked shirt*

"I'M HERE IN CHUCK MC FAT SPLITS CHICKEN SHACK ABOUT TO TRY THE LEGENDARY STRAWBERRY FLOATING WRAP"

*takes bite, nods head several times, camera quick zooms on the presenter' s face*

"Mm, the wrap is excellent. Oh yeah, awesome. You get the softness of the tortilla, the crunch of the lettuce, the creaminess of the sour cream, then the hot taste of the chicken"

Repeat for every single programme with someone visiting places to try out food.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Lotus » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:52 pm

Sounds like Diners, Drive-ins and Drives. :slol:

Ad7 wrote:You get the softness of the tortilla, the crunch of the lettuce, the creaminess of the sour cream, then the hot taste of the chicken"

That's bang-on, and pretty much applies to every cookery programme. Gregg Wallace is particularly guilty of that I think.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Dual » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:50 pm

You watching Triple D Ad7? :lol:

What a show.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Ad7 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:10 am

Dual wrote:You watching Triple D Ad7? :lol:

What a show.


:lol:

That's one of the worst culprits. They're all interchangeable though, it's just infuriating that these people make a living out of doing it and get to go all over the world.

Let's take a Rick Stein version:

*sombre piano playing*

*someone shouts SERVICE PLEASE*

*cut to stupid overweight older Italian man looking about saying "EEEEEY I A COME HERE EVERY FRIDAY"

*cut to presenter in white Armani shirt*

"I'M HERE IN CHUCK MC FAT SPLITS PASTA RESTAURANT ABOUT TO TRY THE LEGENDARY STRAWBERRY FLOATING SCALLOP SUPREME"

*Rick's shakey hand draws the spoon to his mouth, he takes bite, nods head several times, camera quick zooms on the Rick's face*

"Mm, the pasta is excellent. Mmm yes really good. You get the softness of the pasta, the crunch of the rocket topping, the creaminess of the cream sauce, then the rich taste of the scallops. Although I can't help but wonder how sad it will be when the owner dies and they have to let all the employees go."

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Rocsteady » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:24 am

Ad7 wrote:Endless cookery tourism programmes hosted by people who have no clue about the food they're supposed to be trying and recommending. Instead of saying why something is good, how ingredients complement things in the dish and why you'd use them, you just get people eat a mouth full of something (Kenneth.jpg) and then just reel off what's in it.

E.g. eating a chicken wrap

*gooseberry fool guitar riff*

*someone shouts ORDER UP*

*cut to stupid overweight family with the mum saying "WE COME HERE EVERY FRIDAY"

*cut to presenter in checked shirt*

"I'M HERE IN CHUCK MC FAT SPLITS CHICKEN SHACK ABOUT TO TRY THE LEGENDARY STRAWBERRY FLOATING WRAP"

*takes bite, nods head several times, camera quick zooms on the presenter' s face*

"Mm, the wrap is excellent. Oh yeah, awesome. You get the softness of the tortilla, the crunch of the lettuce, the creaminess of the sour cream, then the hot taste of the chicken"

Repeat for every single programme with someone visiting places to try out food.

:lol:

Very good.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Hime » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:50 am

I don't find it annoying but good observation Ad.

It's why I like Master Chef. They might get a bit wanky but at least they talk about why a dish is good, this herb compliments this, the sauce brings out this, etc.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Errkal » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:52 am

They are pretty samey, but I still enjoy them. Spent most of Saturday watching the "James Martins Amercan Adventure" show.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Rocsteady » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:54 am

People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Moggy » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:08 am

Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.


It’s 30 degrees in Alice Springs at the moment, but -2 degrees in Aberdeen.

So called “scientists” say that hot air rises, so how it is warmer in the southern hemisphere than the northern hemisphere?

The only answer is that global warming is a myth and the temperature differences can be explained by the Earth being flat, Australia is at the centre and Scotland is on the outside of the disc, heat dissipates from the centre and so that’s why it is colder at the edges.

Science bitch, science.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by OrangeRakoon » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:24 am

Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.


Here is a fun graph for you

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Jezo » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:36 am

The weather is just a scam to sell 'weather-appropriate' clothing. No one can actually predict the weather, it's all a farce.

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Moggy » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:18 pm

People eating their lunch before their lunchbreaks. :x

The girl opposite me asked if it was ok if she went to lunch at 1.30. I said I didn’t mind and that I would cover her phone. 5 minutes later her phone rang and as she had a mouthful of apple, I had to pick up her damn phone.

Wait another 15 minutes until your strawberry floating lunchbreak to eat!

Edit:

She just munched down a salad and has now buggered off to the toilet. :x So much for a 1.30 lunchbreak. :lol:

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Karl » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:20 pm

OrangeRakoon wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.


Here is a fun graph for you

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I love it when data tells such a compelling story. :lol: :wub:

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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Moggy » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:47 pm

Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.


Spaztoids like this thundercunt?


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PostRe: ANNOY: The new thread by Ad7
by Lagamorph » Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:00 pm

OrangeRakoon wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:People who don't believe in global warming because it's cold outside. Good to know that decades of climate science can be negated by looking out of the window. strawberry floating spaztoids.


Here is a fun graph for you

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Graphs like that are only good for putting people to sleep.

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