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Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:00 pm
by mrspax
[iup=3660287]Falsey[/iup] wrote:I used to work in a chippy and I never understood why anyone would buy a chicken from there. Its literally a shite piece of chicken dropped in a deep fat frier.


I not sure how that is any worse/different from any other crap fast food that co-incidentally tastes delicious!

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:04 pm
by Poser
Wrong thread, but the ex always used to ask for chicken from the chippy.

Special order every time, would take about 15 minutes. Just eat fish, ffs.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:06 pm
by Victor Mildew
"Chippy" :dread:

Not this place (geddit?), it's got a proper nice restaurant on the side of it and all the food is just strawberry floating fantastic, fresh every time.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:17 pm
by mrspax
[iup=3660301]Ad7[/iup] wrote:"Chippy" :dread:

Not this place (geddit?), it's got a proper nice restaurant on the side of it and all the food is just strawberry floating fantastic, fresh every time.


People that think a chippy is a restaurant. Now THAT makes me smile!

Must be something to do with McBurger being classed as a 'restaurant' (in Ronald McDonald's eyes at least). Weird since you can order food theough your car window from there.

My grandparents used to call the chip shop with plastic seats the 'fish bar'. Always seemed a bit suggestive to me.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:55 pm
by Poser
[iup=3660301]Ad7[/iup] wrote:"Chippy" :dread:

Not this place (geddit?), it's got a proper nice restaurant on the side of it and all the food is just strawberry floating fantastic, fresh every time.


You don't call it a chippy? What do you call it?!

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:58 pm
by Fatal Exception
Chippy is accepted throughout the country.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:04 pm
by Buffalo
mrspax wrote:
[iup=3660301]Ad7[/iup] wrote:"Chippy" :dread:

Not this place (geddit?), it's got a proper nice restaurant on the side of it and all the food is just strawberry floating fantastic, fresh every time.


People that think a chippy is a restaurant. Now THAT makes me smile!


That's not what he said.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:04 pm
by mrspax
[iup=3660336]Fatal Exception[/iup] wrote:Chippy is accepted throughout the country.


Well quite.

A uni mate of mine from Dublin refers to the chip shop as a 'Chipper'.

I always felt that was something used for disposing of bodies in Fargo.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:20 pm
by mrspax
[iup=3660339]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:
mrspax wrote:
[iup=3660301]Ad7[/iup] wrote:"Chippy" :dread:

Not this place (geddit?), it's got a proper nice restaurant on the side of it and all the food is just strawberry floating fantastic, fresh every time.


People that think a chippy is a restaurant. Now THAT makes me smile!


That's not what he said.


Maybe I am missing something, but I don't think it's that big a jump of the imagination to generally accept that places that sell deep fried food to go are generally considered takeaways. With or without seats.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:10 am
by Buffalo
mrspax wrote:
[iup=3660339]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:
mrspax wrote:
[iup=3660301]Ad7[/iup] wrote:"Chippy" :dread:

Not this place (geddit?), it's got a proper nice restaurant on the side of it and all the food is just strawberry floating fantastic, fresh every time.


People that think a chippy is a restaurant. Now THAT makes me smile!


That's not what he said.


Maybe I am missing something


I'm afraid so.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:22 am
by mrspax
[iup=3660377]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:
mrspax wrote:
[iup=3660339]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:
mrspax wrote:
[iup=3660301]Ad7[/iup] wrote:"Chippy" :dread:

Not this place (geddit?), it's got a proper nice restaurant on the side of it and all the food is just strawberry floating fantastic, fresh every time.


People that think a chippy is a restaurant. Now THAT makes me smile!


That's not what he said.


Maybe I am missing something


I'm afraid so.


Oh well.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:34 am
by kommissarboris
Lego.

Monster Munch.

The PS1 and Sega Saturn intros :wub:

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:28 pm
by Spindash
It's "chippy", end of.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:32 pm
by Moggy
[iup=3660630]Spindash[/iup] wrote:It's "chippy", end of.


Google says:

chippy1/ˈtʃɪpi/
noun
1.a fish-and-chip shop.
2.a carpenter.

adjective
(of a person) touchy and defensive, especially on account of having a grievance or a sense of inferiority.


chippy2/ˈtʃɪpi/
noun
a prostitute or promiscuous young woman.


So do you mean you went to the chippy for food or whores?

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:44 pm
by Fatal Exception
[iup=3660634]Moggy[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3660630]Spindash[/iup] wrote:It's "chippy", end of.


Google says:

chippy1/ˈtʃɪpi/
noun
1.a fish-and-chip shop.
2.a carpenter.

adjective
(of a person) touchy and defensive, especially on account of having a grievance or a sense of inferiority.


chippy2/ˈtʃɪpi/
noun
a prostitute or promiscuous young woman.


So do you mean you went to the chippy for food or whores?

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Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:50 pm
by False
Ive never heard of a brass called a chippy

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:44 pm
by Fade
[iup=3660297]Poser[/iup] wrote:Wrong thread, but the ex always used to ask for chicken from the chippy.

Special order every time, would take about 15 minutes. Just eat fish, ffs.

I asked for a spring roll once and everyone looked at me like I'd just pooed on the floor.

Then it took like 5 minutes. Why have a menu if all you want people to eat is fish and chips :lol:

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:50 pm
by False
If you are cooking spring rolls in the frier then you generally cant put chips in there at the same time. If its busy then that means everyone else might have to wait for chips.

The way to combat is to have a shallow frier in the kitchen but if its an english chippy they probably dont have a second kitchen for that kind of gooseberry fool.

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:01 pm
by Death's Head
Hearing Europe's "Final Countdown". Always makes me think of Will Arnet's character in Arrested Development and one of his gooseberry fool magic tricks. :lol:

Re: Things that make you smile - the official thread

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:02 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
Takeaway food.

Going to the cinema.

Getting in just the right sort of zone with red wine and something good on the TV.

Visiting my parents.

A productive day at work.

Dropping meteor strikes in Pikmin 3 multiplayer.