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The Dominos app and updates, it’s so convenient and means I can wait in the car rather than wait inside (I have to collect because I live to far away for delivery)

RichardUK wrote:The Dominos app and updates, it’s so convenient and means I can wait in the car rather than wait inside (I have to collect because I live to far away for delivery)

The "pizza tracker" is handy, but sometimes I find it either just doesn't update or only updates when you actually load it back up, rather than giving you live notifications.

Also when you go on it and it starts to give you all that strawberry floating pre-amble bullshit - "Hi I'm robot pizza tracker, I'm here to tell you how your order is doing. I'm going to keep on talking forever before I actually strawberry floating tell you what stage it's at though. Haha aren't I just the most annoying thing since that shitty paper clip from Microsoft Word all those years ago! What's that? You want to know how your pizza is coming along? Well I'm afraid I can't tell you that just yet as that would be just too helpful!"

Jenuall wrote:

RichardUK wrote:The Dominos app and updates, it’s so convenient and means I can wait in the car rather than wait inside (I have to collect because I live to far away for delivery)

The "pizza tracker" is handy, but sometimes I find it either just doesn't update or only updates when you actually load it back up, rather than giving you live notifications.

Also when you go on it and it starts to give you all that strawberry floating pre-amble bullshit - "Hi I'm robot pizza tracker, I'm here to tell you how your order is doing. I'm going to keep on talking forever before I actually strawberry floating tell you what stage it's at though. Haha aren't I just the most annoying thing since that shitty paper clip from Microsoft Word all those years ago! What's that? You want to know how your pizza is coming along? Well I'm afraid I can't tell you that just yet as that would be just too helpful!"

You realise there's a skip button for all that right?

Lagamorph wrote:

Jenuall wrote:

RichardUK wrote:The Dominos app and updates, it’s so convenient and means I can wait in the car rather than wait inside (I have to collect because I live to far away for delivery)

The "pizza tracker" is handy, but sometimes I find it either just doesn't update or only updates when you actually load it back up, rather than giving you live notifications.

Also when you go on it and it starts to give you all that strawberry floating pre-amble bullshit - "Hi I'm robot pizza tracker, I'm here to tell you how your order is doing. I'm going to keep on talking forever before I actually strawberry floating tell you what stage it's at though. Haha aren't I just the most annoying thing since that shitty paper clip from Microsoft Word all those years ago! What's that? You want to know how your pizza is coming along? Well I'm afraid I can't tell you that just yet as that would be just too helpful!"

You realise there's a skip button for all that right?

The skip button is still a con though, you press the button and it still chats gooseberry fool before it gets down to the business of telling you where your strawberry floating pizza's at!

"Oh I see, you really would like to know how your pizza is doing? Let me finish writing my incredibly tedious messages that scroll slowly across the screen and then I'll get right on it for you!"

Obviously I am exaggerating somewhat for comic effect, but it is still annoying! Also it took them ages to add the skip button!

Is it that hard to just wait 15-20 minutes and then go and pick up your pizza?

Imagine getting excited about waiting for a dominos pizza.

Ad7 wrote:Imagine getting excited about waiting for a dominos pizza.

Someone should create an app!

I'd like to retract my scorn as I forgot this is the happy thread and now I feel bad.

Good point, lets not poison the well.

I apologise for bringing my complaints to the happy thread, this is a place of joy!

I tell you what makes me smile - people who aren't afraid to admit they were wrong and then don't get told off by moderators.

Mods

Ad7 wrote:I'd like to retract my scorn as I forgot this is the happy thread and now I feel bad.

It makes me smile when Ad7 is being miserable and then feels bad about it.

That feeling when you've peeled all the little bits of pith from a satsuma and it's time to chow down on that sweet, sweet juice!

not anymore!

My joy was short lived, but for a moment I knew happiness!

That second goal by South Korea.

This dad helping out his little girl.

I've got something in my eye .

Edit: GOD DANG IT!!!! stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill! .

jawafour wrote:This dad helping out his little girl.

I've got something in my eye .

Edit: GOD DANG IT!!!! stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill! .

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