Till Time Innuendos

PostTill Time Innuendos by **timble** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:56 am

Have you ever been to Boots on a Saturday afternoon and been told by a fit 17 year old to..

"Just pop it in there" or "It goes in that way" or "Just in the bottom please" or similar?

Tis very amusing (to me anyway), other than when some spotty dude asks you the same thing.

If its not happened to you yet, it will now!! Unless you've got no Debit/Credit card, in which case you should get off the internet and go and get a job.

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **superfurryfox** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:56 pm

I have a job, thats why I pay cash. But perhaps I should get a debit card just to hear the hot piece of ass at my Boots say that... would it be crepy to record her voice and play it over and over... perhaps have it as my ringtone?

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **NGE** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:58 pm

I specifically visit Burger King to hear teenage girls shout 'Whopper' at everyone.

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **timble** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:00 pm

superfurryfox wrote:I have a job, thats why I pay cash. But perhaps I should get a debit card just to hear the hot piece of ass at my Boots say that... would it be crepy to record her voice and play it over and over... perhaps have it as my ringtone?

No - not at all, if you do it email me the ringtone.

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **Lotus** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:05 pm

superfurryfox wrote:I have a job, thats why I pay cash.

Eh?

And I can't say I've ever noticed the phenomenon of "till time innuendos". I'll be sure to pay more attention now though - particularly if the hottie in Costa says something. :wub:

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **timble** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:05 pm

timble wrote:
superfurryfox wrote:I have a job, thats why I pay cash. But perhaps I should get a debit card just to hear the hot piece of ass at my Boots say that... would it be crepy to record her voice and play it over and over... perhaps have it as my ringtone?

No - not at all, if you do it email me the ringtone.

NGE wrote:I specifically visit Burger King to hear teenage girls shout 'Whopper' at everyone.

I do like asking for a 'box' in KFC. And a 'bucket'. I really need to grow up.

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **Hesk** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:09 pm

If I ever get anyone paying by card at our store, I always say "Just pop it in the bottom".

It makes me happy.

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **Albert** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:13 pm

Lotus wrote:
superfurryfox wrote:I have a job, thats why I pay cash.

Eh?

He Tarmacs drives

...Cash in hand.

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **timble** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:21 pm

Lotus wrote:
superfurryfox wrote:I have a job, thats why I pay cash.

Eh?

And I can't say I've ever noticed the phenomenon of "till time innuendos". I'll be sure to pay more attention now though - particularly if the hottie in Costa says something.

She's bound to ask if you want an 'extra shot' now!! :lol:

I asked for a regular hot dog from ikea yesterday, and the girl handed me a large one. I don't know if this was intended as some kind of signal of attraction, or she just thought I looked like I could use a good feed.

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **Slayerx** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:50 pm

Thousand Yard Pere Noel wrote:I asked for a regular hot dog from ikea yesterday, and the girl handed me a large one. I don't know if this was intended as some kind of signal of attraction, or she just thought I looked like I could use a good feed.

Cool story bro.

Slayerx wrote:
Thousand Yard Pere Noel wrote:I asked for a regular hot dog from ikea yesterday, and the girl handed me a large one. I don't know if this was intended as some kind of signal of attraction, or she just thought I looked like I could use a good feed.

Cool story bro.

Hey, I don't come down to where you work and knock the dick out of your mouth.

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **superfurryfox** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:00 pm

Albear wrote:
Lotus wrote:
superfurryfox wrote:I have a job, thats why I pay cash.

Eh?

He Tarmacs drives

...Cash in hand.

I am suffering mixed emotions... I have never been referenced as a pikey and laughed at the same time. You are a very funny bastard!

PostRe: Till Time Innuendos by **Scooshmeister** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:11 pm

Not quite an innuendo but when I worked in Virgin Megastore a few years ago one of my work mates said to a customer:

"If you can just check your c**t"

I giggle for a moment before I had to run away to the back of the shop wetting myself lol Luckily the customer either didn;t notice or just thought better of questioning what was just said!

We never figured out why she said it as what she should have said at that point was "If you just want to check the amount and sign". Good times

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