In so many ways, 2008 will be remembered as a moment when history was made.
By this, of course, Mr Skin means that the year brought big-screen nude debuts from The O.C.’s Mischa Barton, Australian pop figure Sophie Monk, and Popular star Carly Pope.
In addition, 2008 also provided us with Heather Graham’s first doggie-style sex scene, Maria Bello in bondage, Neve Campbell naked in public, awesome ass from Anna Faris and Amy Adams, knockout nudecomer work from Laura Ramsey and Jess Weixler, and XXX goddess Jenna Jameson bringing all three B’s to an R-rated movie.
And then the boob tube lived up to its nickname via T&A-fueled TV series such as True Blood, The L Word, Crash, Californication, and Entourage.
Did anything else of note go down in 2008? It doesn’t matter—not when it’s time to count down the top 20 movie nude scenes and top 10 TV moments featuring celebrity nudity of 2008.
And that time is now!
20. Amy Adams
Title: Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Academy Award nominee Amy Adams elevates this stuffy chick flick to stiffy material by flashing her bottomless panty apples. Will Amy’s Golden Globes be next?
19. Maria Bello
Title: Downloading Nancy
Maria Bello busts out her two tastily tiny ta-tas in Downloading Nancy, and, breast of all, she’s in bondage!
18. Vera Farmiga
Title: Never Forever
Vera Farmiga broke through to stardom in Martin Scorcese’s The Departed, but in Never Forever, she breaks clean out of her top.
17. Moran Atias
Title: Mother of Tears
Fright maestro Dario Argento directs his daughter Asia Argento nude for the fourth time in this apocalyptic witch saga. But it’s Israeli eyeful Moran Atias, in the title role, who supplies the movie’s Mother of All of Nude Scenes.
16. Jess Weixler
Title: Teeth
In the acclaimed horror satire Teeth, nudecomer Jess Weixler balances her penis-eating vagina with a pair of naked breasts so pert and inviting that they make the dangerous trip below seem worth the risk.
15. Jenna Jameson
Title: Zombie Strippers
Seeing porn phenomenon Jenna Jameson nude, gorgeous as she always is, may seem like no big novelty at this point, but to see a back-burger shot of her vaginal lips and anus in an uproarious splatter-fest is a whole new skin-sation.
14. Carly Pope
Nude: Young People strawberry floating
Any film titled Young People strawberry floating better deliver on just that, so it’s a pleasure to report that this indie comedy comes across . . . in the best sense of the term. There’s standout nakedness from Diora Baird, Sonja Bennett, and Natalie Lisinska, but the best in-the-buff scene belongs to deliciously bitsy-boobied Carly Pope, of the cult TV series Popular, who is strawberry floating hot!
13. Willa Ford
Title: Impulse
Flaxen vixen Willa Ford transforms from former MTV pop tart to erotic-thriller ingénue in Impulse. As a sexual adventurer, Willa bares both her headlights and rear bumper. Have you driven a Ford lately?
12. Jessica Morris
Title: Role Models
On TV, Jessica Morris costarred on the soap opera One Life to Live. In the raunchy Paul Rudd/Seann William Scott comedy Role Models, Jessica’s got two boobs to give, and we’ll take them!
11. Laura Ramsey
Title: The Ruins
The horror hit The Ruins tracks a group of doomed hikers who make their way to cursed Mayan ruins. Laura Ramsey will raise more than just your hair when she changes clothes and shows off her own Great Pyramids.
10. Angelina Jolie
Release Date: June 27, 2008
The World’s Sexiest Woman flaunts The World’s Most Sought-After Seat Meat, turning the action bash Wanted into a shoot-’em-up of another, more personal kind.
9. Penélope Cruz
Title: Elegy
The academic drama Elegy casts Ben Kingsley as a university professor and Spanish siren Penélope Cruz as his student. Fortunately his academic research includes an intense study of Penélope’s naked breasts.
8. Mena Suvari
Title: Stuck
Director Stuart Gordon’s black comedy Stuck takes a delectably light (and hot) turn when star Mena Suvari bares titlets and tail for the skinterracial love scene of the year. Stuck will make you sticky.
7. Amy Smart
Title: Mirrors
In the fright flick Mirrors, bubbly blonde Amy Smart does the brainy thing by baring her sumptuously built body during a dip in the tub. Amy’s so sexy, it Smarts!
6. Anna Faris
Title: The House Bunny
Funny and foxy go hand-in-gland in the case of Anna Faris, who broke through to A-list stardom this year by baring her stellar A in the hit Playboy farce The House Bunny.
5. Neve Campbell
Title: I Really Hate My Job
You’ll really love Neve Campbell’s modern take on Lady-Godiva-like public protest in I Really Hate My Job. As a put-upon waitress, Neve strips nude in a crowded restaurant, serving up her taut butt and topless Campbell’s soup cans (complete with adorably inverted nipples).
4. Asia Argento
Title: The Last Mistress
Goth goddess Asia Argento continues to T&Amaze. Every time we think this Italian kink diva has gone as far as she can, Asia astounds anew. Case in point(s): her post-pregnancy boobs, fluffy muff, and sweet seat in a powerful pole-riding performance in The Last Mistress.
3. Heather Graham
Title: Adrift in Manhattan
Over the past few years, golden girl Heather Graham has come to be one of our most reliably in-the-raw show-business figures. Adrift in Manhattan is rear-markable for the best look ever at Heather’s heinie, in a doggie-style sex scene that can only be described as ass-tonishing.
2. Sophie Monk
Title: Sex and Death 101
Sex and Death 101 would be nudesworthy just for the first-time intentional toplessness of Winona Ryder. But Australian chanteuse Sophie Monk steals the show by brilliantly baring boobs and butt in a bathroom. You’ll be flush with arousal.
1. Mischa Barton
Title:Closing the Ring
Mischa Barton not only goes topless 26 minutes into this World War II drama, but at the 34-minute mark, the O.C. hottie bares T&A. Mischa’s nude scenes are luscious, lengthy and brightly lit, so they’re guaranteed to turn you into a Barton fink!
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