Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice [NSFW]

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Mommy Christmas » Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:54 pm

A handy tip to getting started is to lie side by side, spooning. Bloke behind you enters you but with his hand wrapped around his little soldier and thumb extended. As he thrusts slowly he can work the thumb into the anus. PLenty of lube is order of the day. It's not a race and once you're over the initial "what the strawberry float are you sticking up my arse?" phase, it's fun*



*Or so I've heard :shifty:

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Squinty » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:10 am

Looks like someone has been fraped or the Grcade version of that.

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by freeda » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:33 am

Perhaps even Bum raped even!

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Squinty » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:55 am

Fizheuer Zieheuer wrote:
Dr Cottle wrote:Looks like someone has been fraped or the Grcade version of that.


graped


Why didn't I think of this :lol: :fp:

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Archaeon » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:12 am

I read the whole thread and I'm still not 100% sure if Emily_Belle is a guy or a girl.

the-elbo wrote:Wasn't it established a long time ago that Emily_Belle is someone's (possibly $ilva's) alt account?


Wasn't it Pedz?

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Fatal Exception » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:11 pm

It feels like having a poo backwards.

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Mini E » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:21 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:It feels like having a poo backwards.



This is precisely how some girl I know described it in year 11 after becoming the first person in our year to apparently take part in said act.

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Pacman » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:02 am

But having a poo feels good. Does that mean... wait...

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Mafro » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:28 am

the-elbo wrote:Wasn't it established a long time ago that Emily_Belle is someone's (possibly $ilva's) alt account?

Yeah that's what I thought...

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Saint of Killers » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:12 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:It feels like having a poo backwards.


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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Archaeon » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:22 pm

So are we going to get some closure or is Buffalo going to lock this as well?

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Pacman » Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:46 am

She must be trolling. Bum request.

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Emily_Belle » Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:05 am

the-elbo wrote:Wasn't it established a long time ago that Emily_Belle is someone's (possibly $ilva's) alt account?
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This came up before, and I said I duno whoever it was then is.. and now, I dont know Silva...

I did set up another account while I was away in France for quite a few months in Early 2011 as the password for this one was saved in my laptop. I hardly posted tho as had little net, and have subsequently forgotten the username even..

As for the topic of this thread. Haven't met up yet.. Did get given an instructional DVD tho is rather lame, I think it was made by Christians and is Anti bumming.. like how Talk To Frank tells you about drugs but is like.. dont do them.. (Also, what is funny, is that is has subtitles.. for if youve tried bumming and it HAS made you deaf!).

also, again.. I'm NOT getting bummed.

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Mommy Christmas » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:15 am

Emily_Belle wrote:
also, again.. I'm NOT getting bummed.


yeah you are.


We all are.

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Mr Chips » Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:59 am

Been on the receiving end of some finger up the bum wanks/blowjob from my awesome gf. We us surgical gloves, turned out I was close to needing the toilet the last time though, poor girl new straight away what she hit.

Not going to ask for one for a while now.

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by False » Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:03 am

:lol:

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Fatal Exception » Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:20 am

So you're going to peg someone with a strapon? What is it with girls and bottoms? From my experience girls are always trying to slip a finger up my bum. Yet it's too much to ask for me to put my penis up theirs? :|

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Archaeon » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:39 pm

How is this thread acceptable in a forum that could be visited by kids? D-: Where's Buffalo when you need him?

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Alvin Flummux » Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:00 pm

Mr Chips wrote:Been on the receiving end of some finger up the bum wanks/blowjob from my awesome gf. We us surgical gloves, turned out I was close to needing the toilet the last time though, poor girl new straight away what she hit.

Not going to ask for one for a while now.


She could at least have given it a little tickle.

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PostRe: Trying Bumming for First Time - Tips and Advice
by Pacman » Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:21 pm

Archaeon wrote:How is this thread acceptable in a forum that could be visited by kids? D-: Where's Buffalo when you need him?

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