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PostRe: Two guys
by Dangerblade » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:39 pm

$ilva $hadow wrote::lol: @ the folks who are telling gaz to keep his gay stories to himself. Homophobes. Stop reading it, you know what Gozzys threads involve anyway.

Yeah, homophobic, okay. :roll:

Maybe people think he could post this in TCRT or something rather than constantly making threads directly or indirectly referring to his sexuality. Gario is gay and proud - we get it.

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PostRe: Two guys
by Gario » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:40 pm

Is it constantly? I'd say it's no more than one in five of my threads that refer directly or indirectly to my queeriness.

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by Mommy Christmas » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:44 pm

Gario wrote:Is it constantly? I'd say it's no more than one in five of my threads that refer directly or indirectly to my queeriness.


Maybe not constant, but getting worse. You didn't used to be like this 5-6 years ago...

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PostRe: Two guys
by Red Yoshi » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:47 pm

Fatal Exception wrote::lol: You gays are so strawberry floating lucky to get so much sex.


But it's sex with a dude. Do you want that?

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PostRe: Two guys
by Ginga » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:48 pm

Gario wrote:Is it constantly? I'd say it's no more than one in five of my threads that refer directly or indirectly to my queeriness.


That's still a little on the high side, though. I think it's great that you're comfortable with your sexuality and feel like you can share it without feeling threatened but it's starting to come off as a little narcissistic. Like you're you're trying to prove a point to yourself or others? I dunno if that's true but it might be who people perceive it.
I'm trying not to sound harsh :fp:

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PostRe: Two guys
by Dangerblade » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:02 pm

Yeah, it just kind of comes across a bit "look at me", Gario.

Who am I to judge though. I don't have to come into these threads, so maybe I shouldn't have said anything.

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PostRe: Two guys
by jiggles » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:10 pm

I came in expecting discussion of Ryan Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, and situational comedy.

I totally regret it.

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by Fatal Exception » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:35 pm

jiggles wrote:I came in expecting discussion of Ryan Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, and situational comedy.

I totally regret it.

Involving girl and a pizza place?

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PostRe: Two guys
by jiggles » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:43 pm

For the first two seasons, yes.

Then they dropped the Pizza Place.

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by Space Viking » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:47 pm

Gario wrote:Boys, most of my real friends are either asleep or in prison, so I've had a 'Quick, to GR!' moment and rushed on here to tell my story.

I got in at 7pm tonight, as I do every Friday night, and resigned myself to spending the evening alone. However, two hours later I got a text from an old acquaintance who reckoned we should go for a drink - so we did, and as it turned out he was already wasted and I was sober. Anyway, we ended up getting a bit naughty in a cubicle (I know...), after which I realised how little I care for him and promptly abandoned him by returning home, lamenting over the £12 I had wasted on drinks for the pair of us.

So I got home and went straight to my laptop, as I always do, and found a very nice message from a handsome young man who contacted me through fitlads (like Gaydar). Fives times the man I had earlier bonked on the bog and too good an opportunity to turn down. As I opened the message, it emerged that this man wanted to come over for some fun, so I jumped in the shower to rid myself of the vile evidence of my earlier encounter and prepared for his arrival.

What followed was one hour of intelligent conversation followed by an hour of things I couldn't possibly go into. Suffice it to say that I wasn't at my best on the bed - having already had my fill less than one hour ago with a lesser guy.

Anyway, I now think I've blown it with a guy who is genuinely handsome and interesting because I underwhelmed in the bedroom. I had a good reason but I could hardly bring it up in conversation. Imagine: "Oh, well the reason it's gone down is not because of you, it's because I've actually just had sex with someone else."

Hopefully he well text me regardless - this dashing, dark (and apparently part-Asian) university student who's studying physiotherapy and enjoyed regaling me with tales of a past job as a flight attendant with Virgin Atlantic.

I'm now resting in my filthy pit, wondering if I'll ever speak to either guy again. I guess the moral of this tale is not to have eyes bigger than your belly.



You know people in Prison.. :O

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PostRe: Two guys
by Dandy Kong » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:59 pm

Come on, guys. We had Denster talk about his relationship woes, Fatal Exception, Igor, Psycho Priest (if I'm not mistaken). So how is this different? If Gario tells about his experiences with guys it's not the same as making a statement about being gay.

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PostRe: Two guys
by Space Viking » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:04 pm

Dandy Kong wrote:Come on, guys. We had Denster talk about his relationship woes, Fatal Exception, Igor, Psycho Priest (if I'm not mistaken). So how is this different? If Gario tells about his experiences with guys it's not the same as making a statement about being gay.


I always feel you guys know each other better.. is this news that Gario is gay then? or is everyone joking?

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PostRe: Two guys
by Fishfingers » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:10 pm

Is there a picture of Gario?

I'm figuring that he must be the most attractive man ever if he can get it with no attempt whatsoever twice in one night.

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PostRe: Two guys
by Space Viking » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:27 pm

Fishfingers wrote:Is there a picture of Gario?

I'm figuring that he must be the most attractive man ever if he can get it with no attempt whatsoever twice in one night.


well they do jump around, the gays.. dont they.

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by SEP » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:29 pm

Fishfingers wrote:Is there a picture of Gario?

I'm figuring that he must be the most attractive man ever if he can get it with no attempt whatsoever twice in one night.


Yeah, he's posted loads of pictures up in the past. If I were gay, I totally would.

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PostRe: Two guys
by Mommy Christmas » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:29 pm

Fishfingers wrote:Is there a picture of Gario?

I'm figuring that he must be the most attractive man ever if he can get it with no attempt whatsoever twice in one night.



Queers aren't fussy. Gario looks a bit like Lurch/Droopy/Death all rolled into one.

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PostRe: Two guys
by Hexx » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:29 pm

Mommy wrote:Gario looks a bit like Lurch/Droopy/Death all rolled into one.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Two guys
by John Galt » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:33 pm

Mommy wrote:
Fishfingers wrote:Is there a picture of Gario?

I'm figuring that he must be the most attractive man ever if he can get it with no attempt whatsoever twice in one night.



Queers aren't fussy. Gario looks a bit like Lurch/Droopy/Death all rolled into one.


Wait 'til you see his face.

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PostRe: Two guys
by TravelJug » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:37 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:
jiggles wrote:I came in expecting discussion of Ryan Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, and situational comedy.

I totally regret it.

Involving girl and a pizza place?


That is exactly what I was expecting...instead I got gayness paraded in my face! :(

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PostRe: Two guys
by Gario » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:55 pm

I'd like to say sorry for being an attention-seeking gay. Clearly, I don't lead a happy life and there are problems that need to be addressed. I'll try to have more pride in future and keep things to myself.

Sorry for any offence caused. It seems I've played a significant part in lowering the quality of this forum :(


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