Return of the Dead: UK Government’s ‘porn pass' age verification scheme is back in the game

I will never forget the first time me and my mates found a scrap of a porn mag in the woods, "Kitty, 22 from Suffolk" was her name, and my word, Jeff, what a pair!

I actually think we found that on a school trip

FudgeDiver wrote:just make sure you whack it to some real degenerate grot so you make some poor intern cry when she has to watch the twentieth video of scat unbirthing that day when tracking you

I've singed up to http://www.denstersdungeonxxx.com for just this reason.

lex-man wrote:

Karl wrote:If nothing else, imagine extortion based on this info. Pay up or we'll send your wife your Pornhub search history.

It could totally backfire and normalise watching porn.

I think watching porn is already there.

Rocsteady wrote:I think watching porn is already there.

For young men this is definitely true, and I think we're getting there for young women as well. I feel like middle-aged people upwards generally still think of it as embarrassing/shameful.

Karl wrote:

Rocsteady wrote:I think watching porn is already there.

For young men this is definitely true, and I think we're getting there for young women as well. I feel like middle-aged people upwards generally still think of it as embarrassing/shameful.

I would feel a bit embarrassed talking about the porn I like to watch with other people. Although I guess it's a sign I'm getting old.

lex-man wrote:

Karl wrote:

Rocsteady wrote:I think watching porn is already there.

For young men this is definitely true, and I think we're getting there for young women as well. I feel like middle-aged people upwards generally still think of it as embarrassing/shameful.

I would feel a bit embarrassed talking about the porn I like to watch with other people. Although I guess it's a sign I'm getting old.

Talk about the porn you like to watch by yourself then

Rightey wrote:

FudgeDiver wrote:just make sure you whack it to some real degenerate grot so you make some poor intern cry when she has to watch the twentieth video of scat unbirthing that day when tracking you

Lol get on my level you scrub...

Or just download all the Skyrim sex mods and make your own porn.

You know it, my man

Hyperion wrote:

lex-man wrote:

Karl wrote:

Rocsteady wrote:I think watching porn is already there.

For young men this is definitely true, and I think we're getting there for young women as well. I feel like middle-aged people upwards generally still think of it as embarrassing/shameful.

I would feel a bit embarrassed talking about the porn I like to watch with other people. Although I guess it's a sign I'm getting old.

Talk about the porn you like to watch by yourself then

brilliant

I'm about 85% sure my wife's hot friend just caught me wanking. strawberry floating Tubio relaunching the video onto the TV after I've pressed stop .

Maybe this porn ban thing is a good idea.

Stealth 'Your Wanking Disasters' thread?

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I'm about 85% sure my wife's hot friend just caught me wanking. strawberry floating Tubio relaunching the video onto the TV after I've pressed stop .

Maybe this porn ban thing is a good idea.

This is why I never bothered setting up any of the Google enabled services on my TV, I don't want my, admittedly not too deviant, search history anywhere near the TV.

Karl wrote::lol:

Stealth 'Your Wanking Disasters' thread?

I'm fairly certain one of my neighbours heard me watching porn once, I accidentally turned the volume to maximum and couldn't get it to turn down again in my panicked state.

Karl wrote::lol:

Stealth 'Your Wanking Disasters' thread?

What happened to that thread? It says it's no longer available. I used to like coming back to GRcade earliest locked topic every now and again.

To clarify, it wasn't that I got caught wanking, rather caught with lesbian porn playing out on my 50 inch TV .

Should have got her to finish you off etc.

Oblomov Boblomov wrote::slol:

To clarify, it wasn't that I got caught wanking, rather caught with lesbian porn playing out on my 50 inch TV .

By your wife's friend? Who cares

lex-man wrote:

Karl wrote:

Rocsteady wrote:I think watching porn is already there.

For young men this is definitely true, and I think we're getting there for young women as well. I feel like middle-aged people upwards generally still think of it as embarrassing/shameful.

I would feel a bit embarrassed talking about the porn I like to watch with other people. Although I guess it's a sign I'm getting old.

I just talk about the funny/extremely weird ones you sometimes come across (oi oi).

Oblomov Boblomov wrote::slol:

To clarify, it wasn't that I got caught wanking, rather caught with lesbian porn playing out on my 50 inch TV .

lesbian porn?

Rocsteady wrote:

lex-man wrote:

Karl wrote:

Rocsteady wrote:I think watching porn is already there.

For young men this is definitely true, and I think we're getting there for young women as well. I feel like middle-aged people upwards generally still think of it as embarrassing/shameful.

I would feel a bit embarrassed talking about the porn I like to watch with other people. Although I guess it's a sign I'm getting old.

I just talk about the funny/extremely weird ones you sometimes come across (oi oi).

In my last job I found someone had a video titled "Anal Chaos" stored on one of our corporate servers.