Return of the Dead: UK Government’s ‘porn pass' age verification scheme is back in the game

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:39 pm

<]:^D wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::slol: :fp:

To clarify, it wasn't that I got caught wanking, rather caught with lesbian porn playing out on my 50 inch TV :fp: :oops:.


lesbian porn? :|

Lesbian porn makes up about 80% of the porn I watch.

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by <]:^D » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:41 pm

disgusting rug muncher

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:44 pm

...isn't that pretty normal?

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by <]:^D » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:49 pm

maybe if youre a godless heathen

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Moggy » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:51 pm

Oblomov is one sick strawberry floater. :dread:

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by FudgeDiver » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:53 pm

bit gay isn't it?

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Ironhide » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:55 pm

<]:^D wrote:maybe if youre a godless heathen


Missionary position, under the covers with soft harp music instead of grunting and moaning.

:datass:

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by FudgeDiver » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:05 pm

Ironhide wrote:
<]:^D wrote:maybe if youre a godless heathen


Missionary position, under the covers with soft harp music instead of grunting and moaning.

:datass:


you forgot 'for the sole purpose of procreation' you apostate sodomite

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Rocsteady » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:06 pm

I need a penis in my porn. Doesn't quite feel right otherwise.

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Moggy » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:08 pm

Rocsteady wrote:I need a penis in me. Doesn't quite feel right otherwise.


:datass:

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Ironhide » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:13 pm

Moggy wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:I need a penis in me. Doesn't quite feel right otherwise.


:datass:


:lol:

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by coldspice » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:18 pm

where do I go on the dark web for tranny porn

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by <]:^D » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:20 pm

you dont need the dark web for that!
you should start downloading it all now before AgeID comes in

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by <]:^D » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:22 pm

Moggy wrote:Oblomov is one sick strawberry floater. :dread:

i always had my suspicions and now it is confirmed

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:30 pm

I've been on here 16 years lads, you're slow as strawberry float if you only just figured that out :lol:.

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Lex-Man » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:35 pm

Lagamorph wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
lex-man wrote:
Karl wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:I think watching porn is already there.

For young men this is definitely true, and I think we're getting there for young women as well. I feel like middle-aged people upwards generally still think of it as embarrassing/shameful.


I would feel a bit embarrassed talking about the porn I like to watch with other people. Although I guess it's a sign I'm getting old.

I just talk about the funny/extremely weird ones you sometimes come across (oi oi).

In my last job I found someone had a video titled "Anal Chaos" stored on one of our corporate servers.


I got fired from work on a porn website.

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Dual » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:38 pm

FudgeDiver wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
<]:^D wrote:maybe if youre a godless heathen


Missionary position, under the covers with soft harp music instead of grunting and moaning.

:datass:


you forgot 'for the sole purpose of procreation' you apostate sodomite


:lol:

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by <]:^D » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:12 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I've been on here 16 years lads, you're slow as strawberry float if you only just figured that out :lol:.

16 years? grcades only been around since 2008 - liar as well i see :roll:

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:14 pm

<]:^D wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I've been on here 16 years lads, you're slow as strawberry float if you only just figured that out :lol:.

16 years? grcades only been around since 2008 - liar as well i see :roll:

omg noob r u fr?

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PostRe: UK Government & porn industry's sinister age verification comes into force from April
by Rightey » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:47 am

FudgeDiver wrote:
Rightey wrote:
FudgeDiver wrote:just make sure you whack it to some real degenerate grot so you make some poor intern cry when she has to watch the twentieth video of scat unbirthing that day when tracking you


Lol get on my level you scrub...

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:datass: :datass: :datass:


Or just download all the Skyrim sex mods and make your own porn.


You know it, my man

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