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by Cheeky Devlin » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:49 pm

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Peter Crisp wrote:The Royal Horticultural Society has dirt on Trump?
Now he's really screwed as those guys really don't mess about.


They are famous for their dirt samples. They've probably got dirt from everyone.

Alright let's nip these puns in the bud, please.

Bloomin' eck.

We really need to stem the tide of these.

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PostRe: US Politics
by KK » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:13 pm

All the late night talk show hosts were having a field day last night:

Washington Post wrote:When Trump said that Putin was “extremely strong and powerful in his denial,” and offered to have his intelligence agents investigate the 12 Russian operatives indicted on charges that they hacked the Democrats during the election.

Noah: “So Putin offered to help investigate his own crime? And President Art of the Deal says, ‘What an incredible offer!’ . . . This what you get when you put a KGB agent up against a KFC agent.”

Kimmel: “Putin’s just having fun with this now. He actually offered to have his intelligence agents investigate the hacking of our election. That’s like Papa John offering to investigate who’s been saying all the racist stuff at the company.”

Reaction from cable news anchors towards Putin's Press Conference with Trump

“I think that press conference was the single most embarrassing performance by an American president on the world stage that I’ve ever seen.”

Noah: “The most embarrassing performance by an American president. Do you know how hard it is to achieve that? George H.W. Bush once threw up on the Japanese prime minister, and Trump is now on top.”

Noah: “When they set up this meeting last month, no one knew what it was meant to be about . . . maybe it was just going to be Trump going in to see Putin for his annual performance review.”

Fallon: “After the press conference, CNN, MSNBC and even Fox News slammed Trump for his performance. Trump said he shouldn’t jump to any conclusions until we hear what Cartoon Network has to say.”

Colbert: “Wow. Those are the worst reviews I’ve seen since Titanic. And I don’t mean the movie. ‘One star. I drowned. Great band, though.’”

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PostRe: US Politics
by Harry Ola » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:17 pm

Ooooppppsss :oops: :oops: :oops:



She was at the inauguration though!

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PostRe: US Politics
by KK » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:53 pm

Trump is now claiming, having watched the tapes, that he misspoke during the Putin press conference. He meant “wouldn’t” instead of “would”.

What Trump said: My people came to me...they said they think it's Russia. I have President Putin. He just said it's not Russia. I will say this, I don't see any reason why it would be.

What he’s now claiming he meant: My people came to me...they said they think it's Russia. I have President Putin. He just said it's not Russia. I will say this, I don't see any reason why it wouldn’t be.

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PostRe: US Politics
by Rex Kramer » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:59 pm

Amazing. Coward or idiot? Either way the country is strawberry floated.

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PostRe: US Politics
by Moggy » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:01 pm

Rex Kramer wrote:Amazing. Coward or idiot? Either way the country is strawberry floated.


He’s a coward. And an idiot.

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PostRe: US Politics
by Cuttooth » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:09 pm

He's saying he accepts the findings of intelligence agencies saying Russia interfered in the election, then immediately contradicts himself by saying "could be others". It's just another Charlottesville moment.

EDIT - Anyone at the BBC should be embarrassed to be there. Inexcusably inept. :fp:


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PostRe: US Politics
by Hexx » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:25 pm


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PostRe: US Politics
by Hexx » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:54 pm

Putin will be calling asking for his ball back soon

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PostRe: US Politics
by Squinty » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:51 pm

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PostRe: US Politics
by Alvin Flummux » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:38 am

Is that real? :o

Fetch me old brown trousers, bring them to me now, I'll wear them in the rigging as they fire across the bow. Fetch me old brown trousers, I fear we may be hit, for even if they shoot me now, they'll never see me... ;)
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PostRe: US Politics
by Rightey » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:53 am


Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: US Politics
by Squinty » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:13 am

Alvin Flummux wrote:Is that real? :o


Meant to be. The crossed out part is strawberry floating funny.

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PostRe: US Politics
by Alvin Flummux » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:12 am

Squinty wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Is that real? :o


Meant to be. The crossed out part is strawberry floating funny.


I can't read the crossed out part, what did it say?

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PostRe: US Politics
by Moggy » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:13 am

Alvin Flummux wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Is that real? :o


Meant to be. The crossed out part is strawberry floating funny.


I can't read the crossed out part, what did it say?


"What about her emails!"

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PostRe: US Politics
by Alvin Flummux » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:19 am

Moggy wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Is that real? :o


Meant to be. The crossed out part is strawberry floating funny.


I can't read the crossed out part, what did it say?


"What about her emails!"


strawberry floating really?! :lol:

Fetch me old brown trousers, bring them to me now, I'll wear them in the rigging as they fire across the bow. Fetch me old brown trousers, I fear we may be hit, for even if they shoot me now, they'll never see me... ;)
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PostRe: US Politics
by Moggy » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:19 am

Alvin Flummux wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Is that real? :o


Meant to be. The crossed out part is strawberry floating funny.


I can't read the crossed out part, what did it say?


"What about her emails!"


strawberry floating really?! :lol:


No, not really. Well it might be, I can't make it out either.

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PostRe: US Politics
by Garth » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:19 am

"Anyone involved in that meddling to justice"

He also can't spell collusion.

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PostRe: US Politics
by Peter Crisp » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:28 pm

How can he not be able to spell collusion by now he's seen it written down about a million times?

They should add that to the list of reasons he shouldn't be President. If he can't learn to spell a word correctly after seeing it constantly for years then maybe he shouldn't have access to the launch codes.

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PostRe: US Politics
by Squinty » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:32 pm

No colusion!


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