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Ad7 wrote:I'd be more astounded at a fictitious character becoming real. Just as much chance of Shrek coming to life as Jesus appearing.

The Bible would have been a much better book if they had put a Shrek in it.

Everything would be better with a shrek in it. Not Shrek, but a shrek.

And Tim from the office.

Moggy wrote:

Ad7 wrote:I'd be more astounded at a fictitious character becoming real. Just as much chance of Shrek coming to life as Jesus appearing.

The Bible would have been a much better book if they had put a Shrek in it.

That lead me to the Church of Shrek.

Ad7 wrote:Everything would be better with a shrek in it. Not Shrek, but a shrek.

And Tim from the office.

Only if you had a hand made of ham though. If your armpit dispensed suncream then having a Shrek or Tim from the Office in everything would be gooseberry fool.

Bravo Twitter person.

twitter.com/LeviGibian/status/1037886447037112321

Jeffrey Winder, who was convicted of punching Jason Kessler, the organizer of the “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, was ordered by a jury to pay a $1 fine. He faced a maximum sentence of a year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

https://www.npr.org/2018/09/06/64517778 ... -organizer

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Squinty wrote:You can't 'FAKE NEWS' Woodward away. But nice try, Donnie.

I think you're wildly underestimating just how delusional his supporters are. Jesus himself could turn up and make statements about Trump and if Trump said they're lies they'd believe Trump.

Yep agree there. If the "grab em by the *****" comment and the Stormy Daniels thing can't even convince the religious right, absolutely none of this will convince anyone else.

Jesus can't come and say thing because trump is Jesus! He is sent from god to make 'merica great again! Yehaarr pew pew pew!

Forget about Trump, if Jesus returned to Earth then American conservatives would hate him. Pay your taxes, treat others well and look after the poor? That is not the Republican way.

yeah! strawberry float jesus! stupid strawberry floating hippy communist!

Your jokes don’t work when they are basically the exact truth.

I have never been able to understand the American right winger cognitive dissonance when it comes to their religious beliefs and their political beliefs. Just in their churches alone it makes no sense, they believe in the teachings of Jesus but at the same time get preached to by a multi-millionaire in a multi-million dollar building. While wishing that the poor people outside get their welfare taking away and hoping that nobody gets any free medical treatment?

I understand the preachers, they have a way of making lots of money. The ordinary people though? strawberry floating crazy bastards.

You're going to love this guy.

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Garak was amazing .

One of my main problems with Trump apart from him being a total bellend and gooseberry fool at his job is that he's just such a rubbish speaker.
His speeches are so basic it's not funny and he always goes for the negative angle and feels the need to respond to any criticism like a moody toddler.

The US has had some of the greatest orators in history who have made stirring speeches that have seen the US reach for the moon but now they've been reduced to 3 word soundbite catchphrases and calling people silly names.

It seems that being a banana split and not paying people who work for you while still managing to go bankrupt several times (the guy managed to make a bloody casino fail) is good practice for being President as it doesn't matter how you get money, just that you appear to have loads and boast about it as much as humanly possible.

Peter Crisp wrote:One of my main problems with Trump apart from him being a total bellend and gooseberry fool at his job is that he's just such a rubbish speaker.

How very dare you:

Preezy wrote:No man is above the law and no man is below it: nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it.
- President Theodore Roosevelt

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
- President Abraham Lincoln

It's like in golf... A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial - but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive... it's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.
- President Donald Trump

To this day, I cannot understand why gay people are mentioned in that quote.

Squinty wrote:To this day, I cannot understand why gay people are mentioned in that quote.

They're insidious and get everywhere.

Squinty wrote:To this day, I cannot understand why gay people are mentioned in that quote.

Only a gay would join a club that was men only and then spend his time wandering around a field with a hard club in his hand.

Moggy wrote:

Squinty wrote:To this day, I cannot understand why gay people are mentioned in that quote.

Only a gay would join a club that was men only and then spend his time wandering around a field with a hard club in his hand.

Careful though, Donny doesn't like it if those clubs get too long. That's very unattractive apparently.

Jenuall wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Squinty wrote:To this day, I cannot understand why gay people are mentioned in that quote.

Only a gay would join a club that was men only and then spend his time wandering around a field with a hard club in his hand.

Careful though, Donny doesn't like it if those clubs get too long. That's very unattractive apparently.

Donny thinks that more than a handful is a waste. So he likes really short clubs.

Squinty wrote:To this day, I cannot understand why gay people are mentioned in that quote.

Most golfers are homo

Dual wrote:

Squinty wrote:To this day, I cannot understand why gay people are mentioned in that quote.

Most golfers are homo

Nah golfers are straight, that's why the biggest golf even is the "Ride Her" Cup.