valentines day

PostRe: valentines day by **Turok** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:52 pm

KingK wrote:me & my missus "did it" for the first time on Valentines Day 6 yrs ago. Guess how we're celebrating in the morning??
And yes, she's 8 months pregnant too!!

That's sick, man.

PostRe: valentines day by **plasticcoated** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:12 pm

Karlprof wrote:Did she really hate the pinktendo that much? What happened?

In all honesty I don't think she knew what it was, her and her sister had no idea how to hook the thing up to the telly so gave up.

I get the feeling she felt trapped in the relationship and was looking for en excuse, anything, to get out. It came this morning when an old flame text me - I was asleep - the gf has had trouble sleeping so saw that I had a text, and asked me about it... I lied, with good reason, and it turned out badly :lol:

PostRe: valentines day by **gaminglegend** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:12 pm

plasticcoated wrote:
Karlprof wrote:Did she really hate the pinktendo that much? What happened?

In all honesty I don't think she knew what it was, her and her sister had no idea how to hook the thing up to the telly so gave up.

I get the feeling she felt trapped in the relationship and was looking for en excuse, anything, to get out. It came this morning when an old flame text me - I was asleep - the gf has had trouble sleeping so saw that I had a text, and asked me about it... I lied, with good reason, and it turned out badly

PostRe: valentines day by **Turok** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:14 pm

Oh, I thought you gave her an NES because she's also into gaming. :lol:

What were you thinking?

PostRe: valentines day by **Oh Teh Noes** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:15 pm

I'm working tonight. I hope most people realise that Wetherspoon is a gooseberry fool place to go for Valentine's Day and leave me alone to have a nice quiet shift.

PostRe: valentines day by **plasticcoated** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:17 pm

Turok wrote:Oh, I thought you gave her an NES because she's also into gaming. What were you thinking?

I gave it her because she grew up playing one and she's into pink crap :fp:

It's alright, I drunkenly said in bed last night that if we ever were to split that I'd want the NES back so I could re-strip it down and make it actually look good :lol:

Win Win.

PostRe: valentines day by **Turok** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:18 pm

Remember to falcon punch her as she leaves the house for the last time.

PostRe: valentines day by **plasticcoated** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:19 pm

Turok wrote:Remember to falcon punch her as she leaves the house for the last time.

I'll strawberry floatin' one-bomb her.

PostRe: valentines day by **gaminglegend** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:19 pm

Or Donkey Punch :shifty:

What was the NES story?

PostRe: valentines day by **plasticcoated** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:21 pm

gaminglegend wrote:What was the NES story?

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=16617
:oops:

PostRe: valentines day by **KingK** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:00 pm

Turok wrote:
KingK wrote:me & my missus "did it" for the first time on Valentines Day 6 yrs ago. Guess how we're celebrating in the morning??
And yes, she's 8 months pregnant too!!

That's sick, man.

why? A pregnant woman is a beautiful thing and to share mutual love and affection with each other is a great place to be.

Plus she's horny as hell at the moment anyway! :lol:

PostRe: valentines day by **Turok** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:08 pm

The only thing that may be arousing about a pregnant woman is the enlarged TITS OMG!!! but for the rest all I see is someone carrying a baby inside her. It's romantic and wonderful and the magic of life and all that but it's also a massive turn-off. That's just me, though.

PostRe: valentines day by **plasticcoated** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:10 pm

Head dents dude, head dents.

PostRe: valentines day by **Orbital** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:53 pm

i've knocked a few out over pregnant porn before. not that bad.

PostRe: valentines day by **Johnny Ryall** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:32 pm

Today has been awesome. I just stayed in bed all day and watched TV, I only got up properly and showered about 20 minutes ago.

PostRe: valentines day by **Buffalo** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:36 pm

I watched Aliens last night \o/
Tonight is - chinese takeaway, bottle of wine, tub of chocolate brownies, and Predator 1 & 2. Being a batchelor is awesome mayne.

PostRe: valentines day by **Lonely Angel** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:55 pm

I can't decide between forrest gump and the dark knight to watch with the pizza I ordered. tough choice

PostRe: valentines day by **SandyCoin** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:05 pm

Just had a curry, a beer and am now watching some 24. Valentines day is always so good for me...

Shame later I'm going to have a horrible phone call with a lady friend and tell her I can't be friends with her anymore

. That's where more alcohol will come in I imagine.

PostRe: valentines day by **Red Devil** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:10 pm

Is that your best friend who you had a bit of a thing with but don't talk as much any more? That's gooseberry fool.

PostRe: valentines day by **SandyCoin** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:15 pm

Red Devil wrote:Is that your best friend who you had a bit of a thing with but don't talk as much any more? That's gooseberry fool.

Yeah good memory. Seems her feelings for me are more or less gone in terms of how much she used to like me. Now there's some guy she's always seeing and "doesn't know" if she likes him. Which is reality means she will get with him sooner or later even though she claims she doesn't want to be with anyone. Oh well, time to move on from her I suppose. It's been about 10 years after all.

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