Weewee willy wipe

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Do you wipe your willy?

Always
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35%
Never
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37%
Sometimes
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27%
 
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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Moggy » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:26 pm

Dblock » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:14 pm wrote:Bet you all smell like piss and gooseberry fool.

Oh god


We do, but we look damn manly. 8-)

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Peter Crisp » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:28 pm

Dblock » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:14 pm wrote:Bet you all smell like piss and gooseberry fool.

Oh god


Where do you get the water from as most public toilet stalls don't have Japanese style super loo's.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by False » Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:47 pm

Derek sits down in the girls cubicles and then waddles to the sink to splash his dick and give it a blast under the drier

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Dblock » Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:52 pm

Moggy » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:26 pm wrote:
Dblock » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:14 pm wrote:Bet you all smell like piss and gooseberry fool.

Oh god


We do, but we look damn manly. 8-)


Public places I will stand up, just not in my house. Pee all over the place and watch your house hold sit on them. You guys are bunch of walking bacteria .

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Squinty » Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:32 pm

Mafro » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:52 pm wrote:
SquintyMcSquint » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:50 pm wrote:I suffer from pretty bad dribble dick, so yes.

:lol:


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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Glowy69 » Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:27 pm

Derek knows piss is sterile, right? And contains less bacteria than tap water?

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Moggy » Sun Jun 22, 2014 1:36 am

glowy69 » Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:27 pm wrote:Derek knows piss is sterile, right? And contains less bacteria than tap water?


Sounds like he has no idea how to aim. Or maybe he has holes in the sides of his dick?

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Orbital » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:27 am

I used to use tissue after a piss until i was about ten.. what's wrong with you people. What do you do at a urinal?

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Irene Demova » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:56 am

Orbital » Sun Jun 22, 2014 1:27 am wrote:I used to use tissue after a piss until i was about ten.. what's wrong with you people. What do you do at a urinal?

I carry around a tampon and dab my penis with it as necessity dictates

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Alvin Flummux » Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:54 am

glowy69 » Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:27 pm wrote:Derek knows piss is sterile, right? And contains less bacteria than tap water?


Oh yeah?

Urine is not sterile, even before it comes out of you and gets contaminated by your skin. Bacteria are present at low levels in the urine of healthy people not suffering from a urinary tract infection, Evann Hilt of Loyola University of Chicago reported May 18 at a conference of the American Society for Microbiology


https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-d ... r-rest-you

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Glowy69 » Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:01 pm

1>3>4>2 » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:09 am wrote:
glowy69 » Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:27 pm wrote:Derek knows piss is sterile, right? And contains less bacteria than tap water?


For someone who knows nothing this is something very specific you do know.

Interesting...


I googled it. :shifty:

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Green Gecko » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:15 pm

I just walk up to the sink and quickly rinse my penis while washing my hands.

I wash my hands.. So I wash my nobber.

Always prepared for possible blow job. And if the piss is dark it can smell a bit rancid after a day without washing it. That little bit of piss builds up.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Rubix » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:38 pm

Sometimes I do! as I don't have a foreskin there is nowhere for the piss to get trapped!

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by blackoutHERO » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:52 pm

I just pish in my pants. Got nothing to prove.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Mafro » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:07 pm

Green Gecko » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:15 pm wrote:Always prepared for possible blow job.

Standard for a night out 8-) /

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Buffalo » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:22 pm

I admire your optimism.

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