What is the most bizarre occurrence of your life?

NGE wrote:

The Crimson Reaper wrote:Exactly the same thing happened to me with Chelsea Dagger by the Fratellis. I said it was gonna come up and it did as the first song much to the amazement of my mates.

Out of interest, where was this quiz?

Either the Winding Wheel in Heath Hayes or White Hart in Cannock, I don't actually remember which.

Slayerx wrote:One of my ex-girlfriends was really into dry humping

Must have been a dog. In a previous life.

Brerlappins little hat wrote:Probably sitting next to an amazingly hot, completely butt ass naked massive breasted, blonde, spanish lapdancer, having a conversation about my sister moving to Barcelona. That was....interesting

What the hell. Why does this not suprise me coming from you.

Brerlappins little hat wrote:Probably sitting next to an amazingly hot, completely butt ass naked massive breasted, blonde, spanish lapdancer, having a conversation about my sister moving to Barcelona. That was....interesting

I don't think I'll ever tire of hearing your stories, brer.

One moment of mine that sticks in my head was last summer at the end of a night out. Everyone is leaving the club and it's absolutely bloody pouring down. Now, I'm a cheap bastard so like strawberry float was I paying for a taxi, I'm going to strawberry floating run the 2-3 miles back. And I did.

Where it got weird was when some cyclist (dunno what he was doing cycling at thta hour, probably a drug dealer or summat) got up alongside me and went "Run Forrest, ruuuuuuuuuun!". Not breaking from my stride, I retorted back that I hated that film and thought it was utter gooseberry fool. And so began my conversation at 4am running alongside a cyclist in the pouring rain about the merits and flaws of Forrest Gump. Lasted all the way until he had to turn off, after what had been a solid mile and a half. Weird moment.

smurphy wrote:One strange thing I can remember is when my friend's burglar alarm went off, and I said something like "It'll probably stop..." then it stopped. Then I said "I bet it'll start aga..." and it came back on. It happened about 4 more times. It's like I was in control of it. So many weird coincidences happen when I'm with that particular friend.

That is bizarre, I cant believe you have a friend!

I think the most bizarre occurrence of my life was probably this morning, actually. I bought an Xbox game for the first time in ages (Resi 5, incidentally) and decided I would play it using the wired controller I bought for use with my PC. The reason for this is that I was well aware that I had no spare batteries to put in the wireless 'pad. However, when I went to plug my wired controller into the Xbox's USB port, I discovered that the connector on the end of the wire wasn't a USB connector at all. It was some kind of round connector, the likes of which I've never seen before. No idea where the hell one would plug such a connector in. Now, I know I've used this 'pad before. I've used it for both PC and Xbox games. So what the hell? Am I trapped in a living nightmare? Am I in fact dead? Has flying pig disease finally infected the first human?

Feel free to solve this mystery for me, someone. Such a deed will be worthy of back-patting at the very least and man-love at the very most.

I would tell you that it sounds like PS2 connector but I'm not entirely sure how serious you are.

Or in pictorial form:

Pilch wrote:I think the most bizarre occurrence of my life was probably this morning, actually. I bought an Xbox game for the first time in ages (Resi 5, incidentally) and decided I would play it using the wired controller I bought for use with my PC. The reason for this is that I was well aware that I had no spare batteries to put in the wireless 'pad. However, when I went to plug my wired controller into the Xbox's USB port, I discovered that the connector on the end of the wire wasn't a USB connector at all. It was some kind of round connector, the likes of which I've never seen before. No idea where the hell one would plug such a connector in. Now, I know I've used this 'pad before. I've used it for both PC and Xbox games. So what the hell? Am I trapped in a living nightmare? Am I in fact dead? Has flying pig disease finally infected the first human?

Feel free to solve this mystery for me, someone. Such a deed will be worthy of back-patting at the very least and man-love at the very most.

Maybe the controller had that bit that splits off? You know like how the original xbox controllers had that bit on the end which came off. Maybe you lost the end bitty.

Tonight could be it i'll edit if this if I survive.

G-Ratasaurus Rex wrote:

Pilch wrote:I think the most bizarre occurrence of my life was probably this morning, actually. I bought an Xbox game for the first time in ages (Resi 5, incidentally) and decided I would play it using the wired controller I bought for use with my PC. The reason for this is that I was well aware that I had no spare batteries to put in the wireless 'pad. However, when I went to plug my wired controller into the Xbox's USB port, I discovered that the connector on the end of the wire wasn't a USB connector at all. It was some kind of round connector, the likes of which I've never seen before. No idea where the hell one would plug such a connector in. Now, I know I've used this 'pad before. I've used it for both PC and Xbox games. So what the hell? Am I trapped in a living nightmare? Am I in fact dead? Has flying pig disease finally infected the first human?

Feel free to solve this mystery for me, someone. Such a deed will be worthy of back-patting at the very least and man-love at the very most.

Maybe the controller had that bit that splits off? You know like how the original xbox controllers had that bit on the end which came off. Maybe you lost the end bitty.

This.

Slayerx wrote:Tonight could be it i'll edit if this if I survive.

What's happening, eh?

G-Ratasaurus Rex wrote:

Slayerx wrote:Tonight could be it i'll edit if this if I survive.

What's happening, eh?

A girls coming round the general consensus from the chat room thread is she is a serial killer so im possibly going to die tonight but not before using my last breath to post in here.

Don't forget the pictures. We need pictures to judge the crazy.

Banjo wrote:Don't forget the pictures. We need pictures to judge the crazy.

Pity I don't have a webcame could of streamed it live

Now that would've been special.

Check your USB ports, Pilch! I bet it's hanging in one of them.

Obviously I missed that moment of judgement.

I think you should nip down to PC world and get a webcam. We need to see this.

Delight or demise. It would be interesting either way.

Pilch

Slayerx wrote:

G-Ratasaurus Rex wrote:

Slayerx wrote:Tonight could be it i'll edit if this if I survive.

What's happening, eh?

A girls coming round the general consensus from the chat room thread is she is a serial killer so im possibly going to die tonight but not before using my last breath to post in here.

If at some stage she reveals an interest in, say, cannibalism - I'm thinking specifically of that German chap from a few years back who cooked his (complicit) victim's tadger - I think it's your duty to see the night out to its bitter end. Think of the wonderful story you, or failing that your surviving family, will have to post in here afterwards.

Another one came to mind.

I was in Chessington (theme park) as a kid, around 8 years old. There was a new fun house open and I went in to play. I was having a great time until I climbed through some ropes into a ball pit. I jumped in and felt something wet and slimey, I looked down to see my self in a ball pit full of WORMS!!