What is Thetime?

PostWhat is Thetime? by **RogueLeader** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:54 pm

I really don't know. I am of course talking about my neighbour, Thetime Runcklesworth. He is the most ridiculous person I have ever met, and that's saying something considering all the freaks I seem to befriend.

Last night I woke up at 3am to the sound of a man playing the Countdown timer theme on the piano over and over again. It was coming from my phone. That rascal Thetime had stolen my phone, uploaded one of his crummy compositions onto it, set it as my alarm tone, and set the alarm to go off at 3am.

When I went to his house to complain I noticed that his front door is made out of lasagne sheets. That's being reported to the council. He came to the door wearing what can only be described as a stupid set of idiot clothes for morons. A t-shirt with a picture of a goldfish bowl on it, green shorts over purple jeans, and a hat with a big prism sticking out the top.

"Thetime, I demand that you stop being rubbish". This just made him cry tears of milk, so to stop him sobbing I ran around his garden sideways, keeping my eyes locked on his the whole time. This only increased the volume of his wails, and decreased the fat content of his milky tears.

The end of this story is that Thetime invited me over for dinner. He said he was making lasagne. No, he didn't use his door. Instead he layered the mince and cheese with planks of wood and a rather tasty door bell. Theend.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Fatal Exception** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:56 pm

Can I buy some weed from you.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **BobbyDigital** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:56 pm

Tears of milk???

:lol:

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **thousand yard stare** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:00 pm

A stupid set of idiot clothes for morons. You gotta love that.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Iron Nan** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:02 pm

What the fudging fudge.. :shock:

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Spindash** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:04 pm

RogueLeader wrote:Last night I woke up at 3am to the sound of a man playing the Countdown timer theme on the piano over and over again. It was coming from my phone. That rascal Thetime had stolen my phone, uploaded one of his crummy compositions onto it, set it as my alarm tone, and set the alarm to go off at 3am.

That's being reported to the council

Made me lol.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Count Nood** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:12 pm

Don't ever change, RogueLeader.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **GlassjAw** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:37 pm

Classic.

I cant wait for a 1000 post spectacular

:lol:

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Ironhide** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:40 pm

RL you're a legend.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Poncho** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:08 pm

Amaze.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **PuppetBoy** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:59 pm

RogueLeader wrote:"Thetime, I demand that you stop being rubbish". This just made him cry tears of milk, so to stop him sobbing I ran around his garden sideways, keeping my eyes locked on his the whole time. This only increased the volume of his wails, and decreased the fat content of his milky tears.

Literally amazing. Post of the day.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Rightey** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:02 pm

You good sir are a literary genius.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Loire** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:06 pm

:lol:

I wish these appeared daily.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Rightey** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:08 pm

Quality over quantity, Loire.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Vermin** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:33 pm

Shite.

Although..

A t-shirt with a picture of a goldfish bowl on it, green shorts over purple jeans, and a hat with a big prism sticking out the top

..is actually something I'd like to try out.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **jj_hunsecker** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:38 pm

Your tram/hovercraft goes to some pretty strange places.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Iron Nan** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:47 pm

Have you considered writing a book? I'm sure nobody would say no to a new Spike Miligan/Roald Dahl.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **RogueLeader** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:50 pm

IRON NAN wrote:Have you considered writing a book? I'm sure nobody would say no to a new Spike Miligan/Roald Dahl.

I will write a book.

PostRe: What is Thetime? by **Ironhide** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:55 pm

RogueLeader wrote:
IRON NAN wrote:Have you considered writing a book? I'm sure nobody would say no to a new Spike Miligan/Roald Dahl.

I will write a book.

after severing your real arms and replacing them with super-human cyborg arms?

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