What traits do you look for in a woman?

I expect any woman I go out with to worship me like a living God at least. Then we can go from that starting point. In reality though I'm not sure what I look for.

A girl that can take playful banter. Nothing worse than a girl with no sense of humour.

Edit: and one that can shut the strawberry float and cook, natch.

Red wrote:In a guy, obviously, mine is:

geeky but a bit off the wall with it - they've got to have some spark and oddness. They have to be willing to give and take a bit of banter - I can't stand fawning saps, or someone who's just so nice all the time. Sense of humour roughly similar to mine. Able to have conversations about both serious issues and something on the level of say, Pokemon ¬_¬. Someone who finds my many failings as a girl and a human being endearing rather than annoying, obviously.

Beard is a massive plus, with scruffy hair and glasses, appearance-wise. Taller than me is also a good thing, which is sometimes hard to find as I'm quite tall myself.

I know it's not supposed to be of massive importance but it would be nice if they were dominant and kinky as hell in bed. I miss that a lot. Large cock an advantage.

Red, I satisfy all this criteria, especially the large cock part. Post me a picture of you, if you're not a minger, you're in luck!!!

xxx

Sorry, I forgot to add "did not meet on a gaming forum" to my list.

Beauty, Nice legs, personality.

Red wrote:In a guy, obviously, mine is:

geeky but a bit off the wall with it - they've got to have some spark and oddness. They have to be willing to give and take a bit of banter - I can't stand fawning saps, or someone who's just so nice all the time. Sense of humour roughly similar to mine. Able to have conversations about both serious issues and something on the level of say, Pokemon ¬_¬. Someone who finds my many failings as a girl and a human being endearing rather than annoying, obviously.

We're on the samepage girlfriend! \o

Beard is a massive plus, with scruffy hair and glasses, appearance-wise. Taller than me is also a good thing, which is sometimes hard to find as I'm quite tall myself.

And no you're just being silly and wrong.

I know it's not supposed to be of massive importance but it would be nice if they were dominant and kinky as hell in bed. I miss that a lot.

Dominant? No thanks. kinky big plus

Large cock an advantage.

They have to be creative - write/perform music preferably. It's such a massive part of my life that non-musicians often don't 'get it'.

And if they're creative in everyday life, they tend to be creative in other ways too...

I dunno. I know what I don't like, and that's usually plain stupidity or dumbness. I'm not saying I'd only go for an intellectual mastermind or whatever, just I find it a big turn off when I say something and the reply is, "what?"

Some girl actually was like that. Stupid as a plank.

Having a good way with words is nice too.

That aside (because that's geeky stuff I guess), I love quirkiness and silliness. A girl who knows how to have fun without resorting to "getting trolleyed" with her "girlies." A girl who can take a joke and dish it out in equal measure, and can have a laugh about things. Creativity is nice but I can appreciate that it's not for everyone, but an open mind for it is nice. Not essential, that's being far too fussy.

I don't actively seek this sort of stuff out, it's just when I meet someone and they display those things, my eyes will usually light up. :oops:

It's a good impression to get things going.

It suits then that the majority of my female friends are creative, rather silly (in a good way) and optimistic about things. As is the special person I'm currently into.

perfect girl is one who can eat her own weight in fried chicken/ pizza, and still have room for some pudding.
big fatties ftw

Red wrote:Sorry, I forgot to add "did not meet on a gaming forum" to my list.

Oh, and I was so close. :lol:

I'm lying actually, I have a fuckbuddy I met on another gaming forum :fp:

A pulse.

Red wrote:I'm lying actually, I have a fuckbuddy I met on another gaming forum

I thought you had a boyfriend.

Hangung Uh Bauble wrote:
killaroo wrote:perfect girl is one who can eat her own weight in fried chicken/ pizza, and still have room for some pudding.
big fatties ftw

**** off alvin!

whos alvin??

i was joking anyway, fat people kinda make me ill...sweating from every pore when all you've done is walk up some stairs is not cool.

Red wrote:I'm lying actually, I have a fuckbuddy I met on another gaming forum

How very modern.

Festive Exception wrote:
Red wrote:I'm lying actually, I have a fuckbuddy I met on another gaming forum

I thought you had a boyfriend.

Noooo. I live with my ex-boyfriend but I am joyfully relationship-free at the moment.

Red wrote:
Festive Exception wrote:
Red wrote:I'm lying actually, I have a fuckbuddy I met on another gaming forum

I thought you had a boyfriend.

Noooo. I live with my ex-boyfriend but I am joyfully relationship-free at the moment.

You women sicken me. Happily single? Gah. Men always have to do the chasing.

Festive Exception wrote:Happily single? Gah. Men always have to do the chasing.

I think that's more a reflection on relative levels of desperation than anything else. I fortunately found someone who was up for sex and a laugh without all that relationship bollocks so hurrah!

Red wrote:
Festive Exception wrote:Happily single? Gah. Men always have to do the chasing.

I think that's more a reflection on relative levels of desperation than anything else.

Yeah you're probably right.

How's living with your ex working out for you?

Red wrote:
Festive Exception wrote:Happily single? Gah. Men always have to do the chasing.

I think that's more a reflection on relative levels of desperation than anything else. I fortunately found someone who was up for sex and a laugh without all that relationship bollocks so hurrah!

I'm skeptical of any woman who wants that. It's a male trait, there's always a catch involved with you people

Of course, I'm just jealous because I could really go for some no strings action right now and don't actually know many females at all let alone who would be up for a bit of the old hanky panky :lol:

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