What traits do you look for in a woman?

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:
Outrunner wrote:
Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:
Outrunner wrote:the women who I've been attracted to are either older or younger than me

That really does narrow down your options.

No, what's narrowing my options is not being able to find a woman who is attracted to me. Or being able to approach someone who I am attracted to.

Less flippantly, how is it narrowing my options? It's not like I'm cradle robbing or granny grabbing, and I'm not saying I'll never be attracted to someone my age. Circumstances as they are means I rarely meet women my age these days. I think the only way I could widen my options even more is if I turned bi

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

I was (jokingly) commenting on the fact that every other girl in existence is going to either be younger or older than you.

....maybe I need to ask for a humour injection for Christmas!!

needs humour injection

AerisHime wrote:needs humour injection

I'd give you a humour injection

Festive Exception wrote:
AerisHime wrote:needs humour injection

I'd give you a humour injection

dunno if you were thinking what I was when I read this.... if now, my mind is sick.

FE's saying you'll laugh when you see his cock.

Oooh, Acid Buuuurn.

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Neo Cortex wrote:
Red wrote:Sorry, I forgot to add "did not meet on a gaming forum" to my list.

How else would two geeks meet though? An Otaku convention?

I can imagine it now, facepalming during a marathon session of Boggle underneath a lifesize foam statue of a Z-Gock Gundam.

Then returning home and having sex

Fail.

The Z'Gok's not a Gundam, it's a Zeon aquatic assault mobile suit. Perhaps you were thinking of the life size zeta Gundam some dude built in his back garden...

:fp:

@ me

As regards the topic itself, I'm attracted to very feminine looking girls with soft/sensual features. Personality wise I just like to have a few things in common, I have no delusions about meeting a girl who can tell the difference between the aforementioned Z'Gok and a Zaku but shared taste in movies/music/books and maybe games is important. If you can't sit and watch the same movies together then it's never going to work long term imo.

Other then that I just like girls to be easygoing, not reliant on make up and self sufficient.

Cute and someone I can talk to, if those features are there I'm done for.

Herbi wrote:Cute and someone I can talk to, if those features are there I'm done for.

Short. I like cute short girls. I seem to like girls with slight lisps too it seems...not sure why.

AerisHime wrote:
Festive Exception wrote:
AerisHime wrote:needs humour injection

I'd give you a humour injection

dunno if you were thinking what I was when I read this.... if now, my mind is sick.

Yeah I guess I was

Sandycoin wrote:
Herbi wrote:Cute and someone I can talk to, if those features are there I'm done for.

Short. I like cute short girls. I seem to like girls with slight lisps too it seems...not sure why.

ditto on the short thing, well at least shorter than me.

Nerdiness is always a plus, I can't stand women with "attitude", finger-snapping, neck-working pouting attitude of a prissy madam. No, down-to-earth, homely types are my thing, with a bit of substance to them, not looking malnourished with shoulderblades and elbows that could cause serious injury.

Luke_25 wrote:Ass.

Very much so. Don't get me wrong, I like a woman with huge...tracts of land, but it's all about the ass as far as i'm concerned. I also like women who are kinky submissives who do as I say, as in being made to bend over/"present"/receive spanks/floggings a lot, which may explain the above point, more butt + larger frame = more resilience to being used, less likely to break

To sum up, i like big butts and i cannot lie, preferably on a nerdy, submissively kinky woman with a fuller figure...oh wait, I have one! I win.

I always find the girls who don't act like they're sexy are more attractive than those who try and flaunt it all the time.

I've seen some very lovely, modest lasses about who just act like themselves. No cockiness or teasing or whatever. Narcissism's a massive turn off.

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:I've seen some very lovely, modest lasses about who just act like themselves. No cockiness or teasing or whatever. Narcissism's a massive turn off.

No teasing? awww.. luckily, a number of guys disagree with you on that aspect

it;s all been said personallity and humour, but lets be honest, you can't strawberry float a personality!

I like a girl who is a bit of a free spirit, intelligent, opinionated and likes techno.

AerisHime wrote:
Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:I've seen some very lovely, modest lasses about who just act like themselves. No cockiness or teasing or whatever. Narcissism's a massive turn off.

No teasing? awww.. luckily, a number of guys disagree with you on that aspect

Playful teasing's fine. I guess I used the wrong word really. I love a good [offline] flirt.

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:
AerisHime wrote:
Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:I've seen some very lovely, modest lasses about who just act like themselves. No cockiness or teasing or whatever. Narcissism's a massive turn off.

No teasing? awww.. luckily, a number of guys disagree with you on that aspect

Playful teasing's fine. I guess I used the wrong word really. I love a good [offline] flirt.

haha, sweet indication of that offline thing. I was actually talking about offline teasing, too. Online: joking. Offline: teasing

Oooooooo, you better watch out Fatal Exception, Cuban Mistletoe is making a move on your internet girl.

$ilva $anta wrote:Oooooooo, you better watch out Fatal Exception, Cuban Mistletoe is making a move on your internet girl.

wat?

Teasing is alright, it can lead to fun situations. Before we got together my ex was teasing me about something, I think she was saying that I fancy Barbera Windsor and wouldn't stop going on about it :lol:

So I picked her up and put her in the cupboard and thus our in joke of "Cupboarding" was born.

Festive Exception wrote:
$ilva $anta wrote:Oooooooo, you better watch out Fatal Exception, Cuban Mistletoe is making a move on your internet girl.

wat?

Teasing is alright, it can lead to fun situations. Before we got together my ex was teasing me about something, I think she was saying that I fancy Barbera Windsor and wouldn't stop going on about it So I picked her up and put her in the cupboard and thus our in joke of "Cupboarding" was born.

You'll have to introduce the next one to tarmacking.

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