Which direction do you face while in the shower?

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Face the shower
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Conform with neither of the standard approaches.
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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by <]:^D » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:49 pm

i can't take my shower off the wall so when i need to clean myself properly i have to do this:

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by Moggy » Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:03 pm

<]:^D wrote:i can't take my shower off the wall so when i need to clean myself properly i have to do this:

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Why do you have a green LED on your bellend?

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by OrangeRKN » Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:43 pm

I just adopt the fetal position and let the water wash away my tears

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by <]:^D » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:03 pm

i read that as faecal :fp:

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by <]:^D » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:03 pm

Moggy wrote:
<]:^D wrote:i can't take my shower off the wall so when i need to clean myself properly i have to do this:

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Why do you have a green LED on your bellend?


so i can find it in the dark

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by Victor Mildew » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:11 pm

People take the shower head off the wall? I thought women only did that to strum themselves off with it.

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by <]:^D » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:12 pm

what about up the bum? feels real good mane.

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by Herdanos » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:14 pm

Ad7 wrote:People take the shower head off the wall? I thought women only did that to strum themselves off with it.


How tall are you?

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by <]:^D » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:16 pm

i know Ad7's short but he can reach the shower head you know

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by Herdanos » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:18 pm

<]:^D wrote:i know Ad7's short but he can reach the shower head you know


My point is, I take the shower head off the wall every time. I have to raise the thing right to the top so as to be able to get my head under it. So I then have to take it off to properly wash my legs and feet.

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by Moggy » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:19 pm

Dan. wrote:
<]:^D wrote:i know Ad7's short but he can reach the shower head you know


My point is, I take the shower head off the wall every time. I have to raise the thing right to the top so as to be able to get my head under it. So I then have to take it off to properly wash my legs and feet.


Why not just set it up so that the shower head is at a height where you can get your head under it?

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by Victor Mildew » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:19 pm

Dan. wrote:
Ad7 wrote:People take the shower head off the wall? I thought women only did that to strum themselves off with it.


How tall are you?


I'm not telling, nor my mother's maiden name or first pet.

I lean back and forward depending on where I need the water to run, so I still get suitably scrubbed all over.

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by Herdanos » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:21 pm

Moggy wrote:
Dan. wrote:
<]:^D wrote:i know Ad7's short but he can reach the shower head you know


My point is, I take the shower head off the wall every time. I have to raise the thing right to the top so as to be able to get my head under it. So I then have to take it off to properly wash my legs and feet.


Why not just set it up so that the shower head is at a height where you can get your head under it?


I do. The shower head is high enough for me to stand up straight with the water on my face. But then I have to take the thing off the wall to wash the lower parts of me.

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by Victor Mildew » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:24 pm

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PostRe: Which direction do you face while in the shower?
by Joer » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:15 pm

I always take the shower head off the wall. How else do you wash that bit between your balls and your bumhole to make sure the soaps all rinsed off?


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