Why Britain is ridiculous.

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **SEP** » Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:39 pm

Coreopsis wrote:This is exactly why Britain is awesome.

This! We may be an modern, highly developed country, but that doesn't stop us being just that little bit bonkers.

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **<]:^D** » Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm

TigaSefi wrote:I'll tell you what is ridiculous! Fat people ruining it for others!!

http://www.theguardian.com/business/201 ... t-calories

If you left off traditions because you didn't know why they started you'd be no better than a foreigner.

Dual wrote:Dat goatee

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Rightey** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:41 am

Ironhide wrote:
TigaSefi wrote:I'll tell you what is ridiculous! Fat people ruining it for others!!

http://www.theguardian.com/business/201 ... t-calories

The fatties will just buy two of everything now.

Pretty sure that's the real point.

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **PCCD** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 5:56 am

TigaSefi wrote:I'll tell you what is ridiculous! Fat people ruining it for others!!

http://www.theguardian.com/business/201 ... t-calories

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **zXe** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:08 am

I live in Wales, so I feel a lot safer with that goat.

When you go to the millennium stadium for the rugby, they always have the goat being walked in front of the matching bands and choir. I went up to the front to see it once :datass:

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Jay Adama** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 8:09 am

I'm holding off on judgement until I see what that goat can do in the field. I bet he has some pretty sweet moves though...

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Preezy** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:46 am

ISIS eat a lot of goat. Imagine their horror when commando goats send them to hell, killed by the very thing they used to barbecue.

Imagine them starting to butcher the goat and then it turns to them and says, "Tom Jones sends his regards" before bleating "MERTHYR AKBAR!!" And exploding into a goat curry.

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Mafro** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:40 am

Reasons why I voted for Scottish independence ITT

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Moggy** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:45 am

Mafro wrote:Reasons why I voted for Scottish independence ITT

Reasons why the majority of Scotland voted to stay in a country with a regimental goat ITT.

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Meep** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:49 am

Could be worse, could be Germany. As far as coming up with weird traditions go they are the kings.

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Met** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 12:44 pm

Moggy wrote:
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:So what you are saying is that the Welsh are the problem?

Scotland is the problem, have you seen what their official National Animal is?

Everyone's just jealous they didn't get something as majestic as us first.

Wales is cool, and all, what with their dragon. But is it FABULOUS?

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **SEP** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:34 pm

Mafro wrote:Reasons why I voted for Scottish independence ITT

Your national animal is a strawberry floating unicorn. Glass houses, Maf.

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Jay Adama** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:39 pm

What's wrong with unicorns?

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Mafro** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:41 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Mafro wrote:Reasons why I voted for Scottish independence ITT

Your national animal is a strawberry floating unicorn. Glass houses, Maf.

Unicorns are strawberry floating quality mate.

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Met** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:21 pm

Can confirm unicorns are toptier animal and everyone else just wishes they took a sick-ass mythical beast instead of a boring lion or some gooseberry fool.

Greece gets it.

PostRe: Why Britain is ridiculous. by **Moggy** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:25 pm

Jay Adama wrote:What's wrong with unicorns?

They are weak and feeble compared to decent English bicorns.

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