Why Exactly Didn't The Eagles Drop The Ring Into Mt Doom?

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PostRe: Why Exactly Didn't The Eagles Drop The Ring Into Mt Doom
by Fm » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:42 pm

I now really want The Eagles vs Lord of the Rings to be made. In a "Kiss Save Santa" stylee.

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PostRe: Why Exactly Didn't The Eagles Drop The Ring Into Mt Doom
by 1cmanny1 » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:43 am

I doubt Tolkien ever thought of it.
However, if they were so great, maybe they thought it was "Man's test" etc etc.

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PostRe: Why Exactly Didn't The Eagles Drop The Ring Into Mt Doom
by TheTurnipKing » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:08 am

1cmanny1 wrote:I doubt Tolkien ever thought of it.

Actually, I'm fairly sure the Fellowship ask Gandalf why the eagles don't, and he says that they refused.


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PostRe: Why Exactly Didn't The Eagles Drop The Ring Into Mt Doom
by 1cmanny1 » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:24 am

TheTurnipKing wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:I doubt Tolkien ever thought of it.

Actually, I'm fairly sure the Fellowship ask Gandalf why the eagles don't, and he says that they refused.


That does actually ring a bell.

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PostRe: Why Exactly Didn't The Eagles Drop The Ring Into Mt Doom
by Rightey » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:28 am

pyxl-8 wrote:The correct answer is that it would make for a gooseberry fool book.


As opposed to being a gooseberry fool series of books like it is now?

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PostRe: Why Exactly Didn't The Eagles Drop The Ring Into Mt Doom
by Atreyu » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:24 am

rinks wrote:They did ask an eagle to do it, but it was feeling ill that day. It was too under par.

Ill eagle lifts will not be tolerated.

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PostRe: Why Exactly Didn't The Eagles Drop The Ring Into Mt Doom
by Poser » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:22 am

Atreyu wrote:
rinks wrote:They did ask an eagle to do it, but it was feeling ill that day. It was too under par.

Ill eagle lifts will not be tolerated.

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The eagles were liars. The more eagle lied; viewers noticed this might be a problem.


(And here endeth the most laboured pun I've ever attempted.)


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