Wiping your arse?

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Nibble** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:46 pm

Nathanbrains wrote:Glad we've cleared that up.

Teehee.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Oblomov Boblomov** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:47 pm

Nathanbrains wrote:I tried the old sitting down method today after so many recommendations on here and I'd just like to confirm for everyone that it is the wrong way. Glad we've cleared that up.

All you need to do is remove the poll, fiddle about with it a bit then bring it back with the results in your favour. It's all Tnman's fault.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Skarjo** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:47 pm

42% of Grcade readers terrify me.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Nibble** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:50 pm

Cropolite wrote:
Nibble wrote:I stand up but with my knees at a 135 degree angle* Oh, i'm so confused.

*checked with compassess.

edit.Protractor.

45 is more appropriate.

Eh?

I gooseberry fool at 90, so standing up increases the angle surely?
45 would have me strawberry floating jackknifed, non? Squeezing out those last few drops.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Cropolite** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:51 pm

Nibble wrote:I gooseberry fool at 90

You gooseberry fool standing up? :fp:

PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **Alkaline** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:53 pm

I stand whilst wiping.

Always have. Always will.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Nibble** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:55 pm

Cropolite wrote:
Nibble wrote:I gooseberry fool at 90

You gooseberry fool standing up?

Nah, that would be 180. At least as far as knees are concerned.

PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **Iron Nan** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:10 pm

Nibble wrote:
Cropolite wrote:
Nibble wrote:I stand up but with my knees at a 135 degree angle* Oh, i'm so confused.

*checked with compassess.

edit.Protractor.

45 is more appropriate.

Eh?

I **** at 90, so standing up increases the angle surely?
45 would have me ******* jackknifed, non? Squeezing out those last few drops.

And I was worried that this thread was losing teh funny. :lol:

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Cropolite** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:11 pm

I've lost you now, 0<->90 degrees is vertical, 0<->180 is horizontal. I don't know where you're measuring from.

Anyway

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Cuttooth** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:12 pm

The high percentage of people getting up to wipe is more disturbing than most other things on the internet, even those weird fetish sites.

This thread. :fp:

PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **Memento Mori** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:13 pm

Cuttooth wrote:The high percentage of people getting up to wipe is more disturbing than most other things on the internet, even those weird fetish sites.

This thread.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Cropolite** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:14 pm

Memento is clearly racking up his posts tonight anyway :roll:

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Nibble** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:15 pm

Cropolite wrote:I've lost you now, 0<->90 degrees is vertical, 0<->180 is horizontal. I don't know where you're measuring from.

Anyway

I love you.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Oblomov Boblomov** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:15 pm

Cropolite wrote:0<->90 degrees is vertical, 0<->180 is horizontal

I think you made a slight miscalculation!

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PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **Memento Mori** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:15 pm

Cropolite wrote:Memento is clearly racking up his posts tonight anyway

I noticed I slipped to 6th place from 1st when I was abroad.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Cropolite** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:17 pm

Mind Crime wrote:
Cropolite wrote:SP<->90 degrees is vertical, 0<->180 is horizontal

I think you made a slight miscalculation!

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He was going by a protractor.

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PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **Cropolite** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:18 pm

Memento Mori wrote:
Cropolite wrote:Memento is clearly racking up his posts tonight anyway

I noticed I slipped to 6th place from 1st when I was abroad.

No favours with " :lol:

" or direct quote.

I no longer value your opinion on here as its backbone is clearly "+1"

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Oblomov Boblomov** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:19 pm

In that case, I'd like to see a picture of him pooing with his legs at the claimed 135 degrees :lol:

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PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **Memento Mori** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:20 pm

Cropolite wrote:
Memento Mori wrote:
Cropolite wrote:Memento is clearly racking up his posts tonight anyway

I noticed I slipped to 6th place from 1st when I was abroad.

No favours with " " or direct quote.

I no longer value your opinion on here as its backbone is clearly "+1"

Not always. 8-)

PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **Iron Nan** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:21 pm

Mind Crime wrote:In that case, I'd like to see a picture of him pooing with his legs at the claimed 135 degrees .

Or at least emulating it, there really doesn't need to be any live ammo involved. So to speak.

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