Wiping your arse?

Memento Mori wrote:

Cropolite wrote:

Memento Mori wrote:

Cropolite wrote:Memento is clearly racking up his posts tonight anyway

I noticed I slipped to 6th place from 1st when I was abroad.

No favours with " " or direct quote.

I no longer value your opinion on here as its backbone is clearly "+1"

Not always.

Here, have another cheap reply then.

Cropolite wrote:

Memento Mori wrote:

Cropolite wrote:

Memento Mori wrote:

Cropolite wrote:Memento is clearly racking up his posts tonight anyway

I noticed I slipped to 6th place from 1st when I was abroad.

No favours with " " or direct quote.

I no longer value your opinion on here as its backbone is clearly "+1"

Not always.

Here, have another cheap reply then.

I would actually favour the abolishment of post counts. Stops this stupid ranking system.

IRON NAN wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:In that case, I'd like to see a picture of him pooing with his legs at the claimed 135 degrees .

Or at least emulating it, there really doesn't need to be any live ammo involved. So to speak.

But I like looking at people doing a poo poo.

Cropolite wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:

Cropolite wrote:SP<->90 degrees is vertical, 0<->180 is horizontal

I think you made a slight miscalculation!

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He was going by a protractor.

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Between you and me, I never actually used a protractor.

And even if I did, it was held at an angle of +90 degrees* to your protractor.

*measured using a protractor**
**ad infinitun.

Mind Crime wrote:

IRON NAN wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:In that case, I'd like to see a picture of him pooing with his legs at the claimed 135 degrees .

Or at least emulating it, there really doesn't need to be any live ammo involved. So to speak.

But I like looking at people doing a poo poo.

He could do a special uncut edition just for you but I think the general release should be purely indicative.

Anung Un Rama wrote:I pity the people who wipe while sitting down, you put your hand pretty much down the bog.

It's a big hollow bowl, it's not like I plunge my hand in as though it were some kind of grotesque lucky dip.

Anung Un Rama wrote:I pity the people who wipe while sitting down, you put your hand pretty much down the bog.

I pity you.

Albear wrote:

Jaxley wrote:Well yeah, obviously, but im not putting my hand in the loo area to reach round.

What do you do when your sick?

Well first things first i don't sit on the toilet.

When i'm sick i keep above it and move away whilst not being sick.

Sorry to everyone who found that disturbing.

17 pages.

How many pages did Choking the Chicken reach on GR before a mod discovered it?

Winckle wrote:

Anung Un Rama wrote:I pity the people who wipe while sitting down, you put your hand pretty much down the bog.

I pity you.

I didn't even think it was possible to wipe standing up.

O_o

I really couldn't imagine doing it standing up. Sitting down FTW.

tnman wrote:I didn't even think it was possible to wipe standing up.

O_o

Knees bent.

I hate every time you post as it means looking at 7 versions of your mouth.

KKLEIN wrote:I hate every time you post as it means looking at 7 versions of your mouth.

I hate every time you post as it means reading something that you've posted.

I strawberry floating knew someone was going to post that.

Love you really.

I strawberry floating hate when KarlProf posts anything; he always makes me want to violate his little bum hole, rendering me a paedophile.

Tragic Magic wrote:

tnman wrote:I didn't even think it was possible to wipe standing up.

O_o

Knees bent.

Why am I not suprised that you do it the weird way?