Wiping your arse?

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Hexx** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:04 pm

bigcheez2k3 wrote:
Tragic Magic wrote:
tnman wrote:I didn't even think it was possible to wipe standing up.

O_o

Knees bent.

Why am I not suprised that you do it the weird way?

I stand up.

I don't think anybody "squats" like a retarded duck.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **That** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:17 pm

Mind Crime wrote:I strawberry floating hate when KarlProf posts anything; he always makes me want to violate his little bum hole, rendering me a paedophile.

(No, that's not me.)

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Oblomov Boblomov** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:38 pm

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Roonmastor** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:47 pm

40 people stand. 40!

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **chalkitdown** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:48 pm

Roonmastor wrote:40 people stand. 40!

I know. it's strawberry floated up.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Hexx** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:57 pm

What I'm concerned about is why all you sitters had to go made alt accounts to win the poll...

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **LewisD** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:11 pm

KKLEIN wrote:I hate every time you post as it means looking at 7 versions of your mouth.

*Right click Tragic's Sig - Adblock - Click Ok*

Works for me.
THANK strawberry float.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **LewisD** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:12 pm

OR!

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PostRe: Wiping your arse? by KK » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:25 pm

LewisD wrote:*Right click Tragic's Sig - Adblock - Click Ok*

Works for me.
THANK strawberry float.

Bliss.

PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **TYSON** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:42 pm

standing up, didnt realise sitting and wiping even existed

PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **Iron Nan** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:07 am

Just for the hell of it I tried it standing up today, it really felt weird and not comfortable at all.

I'll stick with sitting, it is the only way.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Jax** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:09 am

Ah, but only because you're not used to it!

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Jax** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:11 am

Mind Crime wrote:

Serious

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PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Cropolite** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:13 am

Sitting's for shitting, and that alone.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **SEP** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:19 am

Anung Un Rama wrote:I pity the people who wipe while sitting down, you put your hand pretty much down the bog.

Which is inherantly worse than reaching around to your shitty anus with only a wad of paper HOW?

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Jax** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:20 am

MCN wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:I pity the people who wipe while sitting down, you put your hand pretty much down the bog.

Which is inherantly worse than reaching around to your shitty anus with only a wad of paper HOW?

But you've got to do both if you're sat down. If you're stood, then you only have to do one of those things.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **SEP** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:23 am

Jaxley wrote:
MCN wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:I pity the people who wipe while sitting down, you put your hand pretty much down the bog.

Which is inherantly worse than reaching around to your shitty anus with only a wad of paper HOW?

But you've got to do both if you're sat down. If you're stood, then you only have to do one of those things.

My point is, if you're reaching around to your shitty anus, then being a foot away from a submerged turd is the least of your hygiene worries.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **Jax** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:29 am

Yes but it's still better NOT to be near it.

PostRe: Wiping your ****? by **Iron Nan** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:37 am

Cuban Pete wrote:Your hand is only a matter of centimetres in the bowl though so, unless you have actual Godzilla turds, you wont be anywhere near your stools. Plus the little lean foward ensures as much ligt/air is freely surrounding the wiper.

This is what I said earlier, it's a big hollow bowl, it's not like we put our hands in the water.

And no, before you ask, I have never done that by accident either.

PostRe: Wiping your arse? by **chalkitdown** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:58 am

In my 25 years on this earth, never have I even come close to touching the gooseberry fool at the bottom of the bowl, nor have I ever heard of anyone ever doing it.
What the hell is wrong with you people?!

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