Wiping your arse?

Do you stay sitting on the bog or do you stand up? I made this thread on PG and was quite literally perplexed by the fact that so many people didn't do this daily (for most I assume, but that's a different topic) activity in the same way as I did. The normal way. The only way.

I still to this day find it rather difficult to comprehend.

oh dear this is gonna be fun

i sit

I stand up, pick poo out of my crevice and then eat it. Is this normal?

What kind of a sick strawberry float stands up to wipe his crack?


Link to said thread, please.

I will later.

Sitting down, whilst leaning forwards-left...

Who the strawberry float STANDS?!

Who the strawberry float stands up, what the strawberry float is wrong with those people?

chalkitdown wrote:What kind of a sick **** stands up to wipe his crack?


Link to said thread, please.

how the hell do u wipe sitting down? does your toilet have a secret side hole u can stick your hand in to wipe from below?

How in the strawberry float are you supposed to wipe properly with your arse glued to the seat?

FatDaz wrote:

chalkitdown wrote:What kind of a sick **** stands up to wipe his crack?


Link to said thread, please.

how the hell do u wipe sitting down? does your toilet have a secret side hole u can stick your hand in to wipe from below?

Not everyone has a mega-wide super-fat bum bum .

FatDaz wrote:

chalkitdown wrote:What kind of a sick **** stands up to wipe his crack?


Link to said thread, please.

how the hell do u wipe sitting down? does your toilet have a secret side hole u can stick your hand in to wipe from below?

That has to be a joke.

Poncho wrote:How in the strawberry float are you supposed to wipe properly with your arse glued to the seat?

The thing is, though, it's not glued to the seat... You lean to the side a bit in order to make a hole large enough to stick your hand down there.

FatDaz wrote:

chalkitdown wrote:What kind of a sick **** stands up to wipe his crack?


Link to said thread, please.

how the hell do u wipe sitting down? does your toilet have a secret side hole u can stick your hand in to wipe from below?

You must have a massive arse. I lean forward, obviously.

There's a difference to shifting over a bit and getting to your feet to wipe yourself.

Standing. Well easier and provides a cleaner result.

Accidentally voted sitting though.

Mind Crime wrote:

FatDaz wrote:

chalkitdown wrote:What kind of a sick **** stands up to wipe his crack?


Link to said thread, please.

how the hell do u wipe sitting down? does your toilet have a secret side hole u can stick your hand in to wipe from below?

Not everyone has a mega-wide super-fat bum bum .

or a super small toilet

Barley wrote:I made this thread on PG and was quite literally perplexed by the fact that so many people didn't do this daily (for most I assume, but that's a different topic) activity in the same way as I did. The normal way. The only way.

I'd like to point out that I was one of the normal ones.

I get my monkey butler to do it for me.

E-Man wrote:Standing. Well easier and provides a cleaner result.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

What does the correct answer to this thread and an Austrialian with a speech impediment have in common?