Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?

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Mini E
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PostRe: Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?
by Mini E » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:24 pm

That's a great story

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PostRe: Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?
by Photek » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:42 pm

I wear a couple of wrist bands ( I know I know ) but I have one from the London 2012 Olympics, I got it free in McDonalds, I jokingly used to tell mates that It's for "Obesity Awareness, because I ate a big mac meal so they wouldn't have to". Anyway in a work meeting before it starts one of my colleagues who is HUGE asks me what its for and I told him the story but realized half way through, I remember the words and the sound from me getting smaller and smaller then I ended my explanation. He gave me a look of "you're an absolute banana split" and turned away. :(

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PostRe: Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?
by Tomous » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:52 pm

Photek wrote:I wear a couple of wrist bands ( I know I know ) but I have one from the London 2012 Olympics, I got it free in McDonalds, I jokingly used to tell mates that It's for "Obesity Awareness, because I ate a big mac meal so they wouldn't have to". Anyway in a work meeting before it starts one of my colleagues who is HUGE asks me what its for and I told him the story but realized half way through, I remember the words and the sound from me getting smaller and smaller then I ended my explanation. He gave me a look of "you're an absolute banana split" and turned away. :(


I did something vaguely similar last year when I was travelling. Initially, my 28 year old mate came out with me but after 3 months returned home because he’d had an affair with a 39 year old at work for a month before leaving, and missed her too much. I was telling this story to a couple I’d met on a tour in Cambodia and finished the tale on “and the worst thing is, he’s 11 years younger than her!” before realising as I was finishing the sentence that the couple had told me earlier he was 37 and she was 26…..

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PostRe: Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?
by Preezy » Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:15 pm

Top cringe.


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