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Green Gecko wrote:When I was a kid I picked up a kitten by its tail and it broke off

I used to pick up my cats by their tails. On noticing how the cat goes mad, lashing out with it's claws I thought it would be interesting to pick both cats up and let them face each other for a cat death match.

I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

Ironhide wrote:I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

That was you?

Ironhide wrote:I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

Don't worry, they almost certainly did

Ironhide wrote:I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

Where did you make your deposit? In a book? Behind some? Was it on the librarian?

Alvin Flummux wrote:

Ironhide wrote:I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

Where did you make your deposit? In a book? Behind some? Was it on the librarian?

On the friction section.

Ironhide wrote:I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

That's nothing - during Year 10 at school I had a wank in the office of the company I was doing my work experience with! It wasn't even that quiet at the time.

Suffice to say I was utterly shocked when they never followed up with a firm job offer at the end of things!

Jenuall wrote:

Ironhide wrote:I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

That's nothing - during Year 10 at school I had a wank in the office of the company I was doing my work experience with! It wasn't even that quiet at the time.

Suffice to say I was utterly shocked when they never followed up with a firm job offer at the end of things!

I will never look at you in the same way again.

Cribs wrote:

Jenuall wrote:

Ironhide wrote:I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

That's nothing - during Year 10 at school I had a wank in the office of the company I was doing my work experience with! It wasn't even that quiet at the time.

Suffice to say I was utterly shocked when they never followed up with a firm job offer at the end of things!

I will never look at you in the same way again.

That's what I said to myself in the mirror that night. The shame was so bad I almost couldn't tug myself to sleep!

Seriously though I need to actually think about the premise of this thread as sadly that is almost certainly not the worst thing I have ever done.

Jenuall wrote:

Ironhide wrote:I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

That's nothing - during Year 10 at school I had a wank in the office of the company I was doing my work experience with! It wasn't even that quiet at the time.

Suffice to say I was utterly shocked when they never followed up with a firm job offer at the end of things!

Because you didn't offer them one first. Rude.

Alvin Flummux wrote:

Jenuall wrote:

Ironhide wrote:I once had a crafty wank in a library when I was about 15 and then spent several days worrying that someone had seen me doing it.

That's nothing - during Year 10 at school I had a wank in the office of the company I was doing my work experience with! It wasn't even that quiet at the time.

Suffice to say I was utterly shocked when they never followed up with a firm job offer at the end of things!

Because you didn't offer them one first. Rude.

It's all so obvious now!

Starting smoking is a huge regret

As is discovering the joy of painkillers and valium(haven't touched valium for a year)

Attempting suicide(proper serious attempt with research and everything but just ended up strawberry floating up my body)

Killed a sex offender and buried the body only to find out I had mistakenly killed an innocent man.

Lost my wife due to being a waste of space junkie.








One of those is a porky pie.

smurphy wrote:When my wee brother was about 6 he fancied this girl in his class, and on my way home from school I'd bumped into her and she said "Are you so-and-so's brother? Well he fancies me and I hate him". I arrived home as my mum was helping him prepare a little card and present to give to her, and I told him what she said. He was absolutely crushed. It pains me even to write this.

Knob of the year award goes to

Green Gecko wrote:When I was a kid I picked up a kitten by its tail and it broke off

I was wrong

Knob of the year award goes to this ghoul

Rapidly-Greying wrote:One of those is a porky pie.

I reckon it's the smoking one.

Vermilion wrote:

Rapidly-Greying wrote:One of those is a porky pie.

I reckon it's the smoking one.

I'll never tell.

Another bad thing I did was attended an over fifties sex party. We had on masks for anonymity but half an hour in and there is a knock on the door. Low and behold I notice the woman coming is still to put her mask on and I recognise her,it's my bloody gran.

I don't leave though,I just carry on doing my thing. I was however,worried she would recognise my voice when I was in the throes of ecstasy,













As I came all over her face.

I don’t think I’ve ever done anything really bad as an individual although as part of larger group we pretty much tortured a French teacher in what I believe was her first job fresh out of qualifying to the point that she never taught in the U.K. again.

My grandfather was the father figure in my life as a child. Died when I was 14.

In a conversation relatively recently, I mentioned the fact he had a lot of bigoted opinions and was very dismissive of him. Said something along the lines of, 'Well, he's dead so strawberry float him.'

Been feeling pretty guilty about that.