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PostWrite the tabloid headline.... Newcomers welcome!
by Godzilla » Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:41 pm

Write your best tabloid headline for this story....

A man has been charged with outraging public decency after he allegedly masturbated in a Farmfoods supermarket.


https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... g-28282488

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PostRe: Write the tabloid headline.... Newcomers welcome!
by rinks » Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:57 pm

Self-service chuckout.

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PostRe: Write the tabloid headline.... Newcomers welcome!
by Moggy » Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:02 pm

HE GETS A TEN FROM LEN!

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PostRe: Write the tabloid headline.... Newcomers welcome!
by rinks » Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:08 pm

Man masturbates into freezer: Should've gone to Spunksavers.

Spillage in the organic aisle.

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by Knoyleo » Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:18 pm

It's not just inflation putting pressure on perv's pockets!

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by Octoroc » Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:02 pm

LOVE AISLE HAND

A man has been charged with outraging public decency after he allegedly masturbated in a Farmfoods supermarket. "It was chaos when we arrived", lamented arresting officer Sgt. Moira McKinnon, "but once he saw my truncheon he came quietly".

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by floydfreak » Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:06 pm

A man moooooed to the diary section and left white cream everywhere leaving shoppers disgusted

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by Dowbocop » Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:10 am

"Is it still palm oil free?" - man charged with outraging public decency after he allegedly masturbated in a Farmfoods supermarket.

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by Zilnad » Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:03 am

Clean Up On Aisle 4!

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by Roonmastor » Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:59 am

Natural Yogurt Special at Farmfoods

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by mcjihge2 » Fri Dec 15, 2023 8:03 am

Thats why mums go to Iceland

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Dec 15, 2023 8:08 am

Self-service checkout (dickout)

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Dec 15, 2023 8:35 am

Top 10 things you didn't know you could do in Farmfoods — number 3 will turn you on!

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by deathofcows » Sun Dec 17, 2023 2:24 pm

Octoroc wrote:LOVE AISLE HAND

A man has been charged with outraging public decency after he allegedly masturbated in a Farmfoods supermarket. "It was chaos when we arrived", lamented arresting officer Sgt. Moira McKinnon, "but once he saw my truncheon he came quietly".


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