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by Errkal » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:31 pm

Yeah for me they have always been awesome.
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by Saint of Killers » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:40 am

I think I'm gonna start tipping Amazon logistic couriers. My Prime order arrived at around 8-9 PM last night (the guy said he still had a few more to go!) and I doubt he's being paid overtime. I've got another one due today and, if it's another late one, then I'm definitely gonna give him a couple of quid.
| (•_•)| S: This is the best date I've been on since my last date. PB: This is not a date.
S: Neither was the last one. It was a robbery. M: Really? S: Yeah. She stole my heart. And my crown. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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by Saint of Killers » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:41 am

+1 for DPD always being awesome for me as well.
| (•_•)| S: This is the best date I've been on since my last date. PB: This is not a date.
S: Neither was the last one. It was a robbery. M: Really? S: Yeah. She stole my heart. And my crown. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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by Errkal » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:03 pm

Holy gooseberry fool, the yodel tracking thing has improved! It has how many deliveries are ahead of you on it now!
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by Qikz » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:11 pm

Errkal wrote:Holy gooseberry fool, the yodel tracking thing has improved! It has how many deliveries* are ahead of you on it now!


*visits to the door to put through a note
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by Errkal » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:28 pm

Hahaha
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by KK » Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:25 pm

I don't know who Dyson use, but I was promised my new vacuum before 12pm and it hasn't turned up. No tracking information either. How thoroughly gooseberry fool.
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by PatSharpsMullet » Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:08 pm

KK wrote:I don't know who Dyson use, but I was promised my new vacuum before 12pm and it hasn't turned up. No tracking information either. How thoroughly gooseberry fool.

That sucks. :(
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by Lotus » Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:36 am

I got an email while at work today telling me that "Your parcel has been delivered to a safe place". Great. :toot:

Get home to see this huge box on the front door step, available for anybody to see and potentially steal. :fp: It must have been there for around 6 hours like that given the time of the email, if not longer. Good thing I have decent neighbours/live in a nice area.

Tempted not to use the shop again though if they're going to use Yodel - so gooseberry fool. :dread: :fp:
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by Kezzer » Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:11 am

PatSharpsMullet wrote:
KK wrote:I don't know who Dyson use, but I was promised my new vacuum before 12pm and it hasn't turned up. No tracking information either. How thoroughly gooseberry fool.

That sucks. :(


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by Ad7 » Sat May 13, 2017 5:49 pm

My Hermes? More like my banana split.

Ordered some stuff to be delivered today as it's the only one we could guarantee to be in due to work. Supposed to be delivered between 11-12, which was ideal so we could go out in the afternoon. We've waited by the door all day, literally as our living room door is right by the front door and nothing. Just had a thing come on the phone saying delivery was attempted at 5pm.

strawberry floating Bullshit banana splits.

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